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Posted by igottaknow on Aug-08-2002 18:56:

1. Using my tongue in my Mouse Trap quality assurance job.

*snap*

Ouch! 999,998

*snap*

Ahhhhhh! 999,999

Posted by JohnSmith on Aug-08-2002 19:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Sand Leaper
I fuckin...I fuckin pull yo fuckin tongue out of yo fuckin mouth and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver...BLEEEEEEH!!!!!!

mwuaha!! NWA i think? or 2LiveCrew or something.

all i remember is it was nasty and hilarious.

"I gonna pull out your nuts and put em up on the block, just your nuts, sitting dere on the block, then i'm gonna bang dem thingz with a spiked bat!"

lol.

my tongue hurts whenever there is a nuclear warhead detonated in my area.

or whenever i jump out of an airplane and land in a grain thresher.

Posted by Sand Leaper on Aug-08-2002 19:38:

Almost.That's Method Man on the track with the same title.That dialogue in the beginning is fucking brilliant:

"I fuckin,I fuckin tie yo ass to a fuckin bedpost,take a fuckin hanger,put it on the fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for about a half hour,take it back off and stick it up yo ass slowly like: psssssssss...."

I swear,I laughed so hard my stomach hurt after I heard the track the first time

My tongue hurts when I've eaten a whole box of breath mints,and then
drunk a whole bottle of ice cold sparkling water.

Posted by noikeee on Aug-08-2002 22:39:

quote:
Originally posted by ali92
I can't see HOW kissing/French kissing can make your tongue hurt! If that were the case, why do people still kiss for a while? Isn't kissing supposed to be a SOOTHING experience, NOT a bad experience??? Believe it or not, you can say WHATEVER YOU WANT, but, I NEVER kissed a girl yet! I just never had a "real" girlfriend!

well, you're not the only one..

** _The_Storm_ runs and hides **

worst part being that I was close to getting a girlfriend some weeks ago, I just didn't attack at the right time.. just never could talk to her seriously.. till I lose my patience and sent her a SMS telling that I loved her.. obviously didn't work. She ended up wanting my cousin who helped me to get to her (!), even wanted to have sex with him, now that made me get depressed for like a week, I lost so many time with that slut. Now I'll go to the university and I'm sure I won't have the oportunity to get a girl for a while....

Posted by Mail Man on Aug-08-2002 22:44:

quote:
Originally posted by trance[]control-fan

mine hurts when i fucking bite my tounge when i am chewing gum

hate when that happens

Posted by BTG on Aug-09-2002 01:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Mail Man

hate when that happens

i dont like you.

Posted by jdat on Aug-09-2002 06:42:

having your tongue bitten by your girlfriend should be your only pain, then again it could also be a BIG TIME pleasure lol

Posted by TranceSeeker on Aug-09-2002 09:27:

When u lay yourself on a railroad and a train drives over your head, man dont't try that at home.

Posted by jdat on Aug-09-2002 09:41:

quote:
Originally posted by TranceSeeker
When u lay yourself on a railroad and a train drives over your head, man dont't try that at home.

that's a no biggie

slim chances it'd actually hurt you ;P

Posted by Spyder on Aug-09-2002 13:21:

the thought of getting it pecired.. and biting it.. accidently.. withouth knowing you did..

Posted by Spyder on Aug-09-2002 13:23:

quote:
Originally posted by BTG

i dont like you.

do you EVER like anyone.. when your drunk????

Posted by Nell on Aug-10-2002 02:25:

quote:
Originally posted by TranceSeeker
Hahahahahahaa I love this thread !!!

My tongue hurts when Im swimming in the ocean and a speedboat smashes into my face LOL

FUCKIN LOL!!! wtf are you on. thats funny though, cos its so stupidly...i dunno.. funny i guess

my tongue hurts when i put it in a fuckin pirahna tank.
my tongue hurts when i put it in door hinge, then slam the door.
my tongue hurst when i saw it off with a rusty bread knife. slowly.
my tongue hurst when i ,.. ah give up could go on forever.

my tongue hurts when i stuff it onto my cpu fan then lick the fuckin power supply. god im pissed, lol akoasdmkoasd

Posted by Nell on Aug-10-2002 02:30:

just tried mr mysteries tongue in cdrom drive, it gave me a shock, but didn thurt. think im gunna gostick my tongue in the vcr and press rewind..

Posted by DJ_Lucid on Aug-10-2002 03:15:

well my tounge hurts when i try bunjee jumping wile the rope tied to my tounge, then when you jump it splits into 2 pieces. yeah and i was in a fight and those guys got me and tied my tounge to his car (it was a porcshe) it went very fast and my tounge got used to this things so it didnt hurt anymore.

Posted by inatrance on Aug-10-2002 05:13:

LET THIS THREAD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by TranceSeeker on Aug-10-2002 08:17:

ROFLMAO some of u guys got the taste good, keep them coming I love them LOL

My tongue hurts when Emmanuel Top threw acid on my face, thats why he invented acid "phase".

Hahahahah

Posted by TranceSeeker on Aug-10-2002 09:03:

Well if you have a weak stomach dont look, but I think this will make your tongue hurt

HERE

Posted by Sand Leaper on Aug-10-2002 11:21:

BWAHAHAHAH!This is fucking hilarious!!

My tongue hurts when I lick vanilla sauce off a hot cooking plate
My tongue hurts when I eat a whole bottle of whiskey
My tongue hurts when I have liquor all over my face,and then try tro flamb� a chicken
My tongue hurts when I use it for mopping the streets

My tongue hurts when...alright,that's enough for now.

Posted by TranceSeeker on Aug-10-2002 12:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Sand Leaper

My tongue hurts when I eat a whole bottle of whiskey

WHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
When u eat the bottle or drink the wiskey?

Posted by Sand Leaper on Aug-10-2002 16:30:

Both.When I drink the whiskey I always get my tongue jammed in the opening(and then I have to pull it out which causes my tongue to stretch into unreal proportions),and when I eat the bottle to prove how macho I am,the glass slices into my tongue.It's painful. j/k

Posted by netw3rkd on Aug-10-2002 16:46:

little bits of chips stuck between your gums and your tounge and when you try to pull it out you start to gag and ugh..

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