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Originally posted by all-nite-freak not true...porn has a formula which is almost like a plot.

This formula you're referring to is the reason I say that no porno has a plot. I suppose by definition, every porno has a plot. It's just hard for me to call it that when the 'plot' to every porno is essentially the same:


1. Introduction of characters

2.
a. Characters poorly recite lines regarding a problem/goal that needs to be fixed/achieved. They realize there are only three ways of approaching the problem/goal.
b. Characters poorly recite lines in an attempt to create the feeling of tension and drama amongst each other. They decide there are only three logical things they can do to ease said tension.

3.
a. Facesechs
b. Crotchsechs
and/or
c. Buttsechs.

4. Revisit steps 2 & 3 a few more times (with emphasis on 3c for c0r's sake) until...

5. Problem/Goal is fixed/achieved and/or tension and drama subsides.

6. Characters celebrate the only way they know how. (refer to step 3)

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Originally posted by l�cid actually i saw one that had a really in-depth synopsis about a team of cheerleaders and a competition that they were trying really hard to win. needless to say, it had a happy ending.

and did it make you scream for a sequel?

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Originally posted by D-res This formula you're referring to is the reason I say that no porno has a plot. I suppose by definition, every porno has a plot. It's just hard for me to call it that when the 'plot' to every porno is essentially the same: 1. Introduction of characters 2. a. Characters poorly recite lines regarding a problem/goal that needs to be fixed/achieved. They realize there are only three ways of approaching the problem/goal. b. Characters poorly recite lines in an attempt to create the feeling of tension and drama amongst each other. They decide there are only three logical things they can do to ease said tension. 3. a. Facesechs b. Crotchsechs and/or c. Buttsechs. 4. Revisit steps 2 & 3 a few more times (with emphasis on 3c for c0r's sake) until... 5. Problem/Goal is fixed/achieved and/or tension and drama subsides. 6. Characters celebrate the only way they know how. (refer to step 3) and did it make you scream for a sequel?

Point 6 should be changed to:
"someone ejaculates triumphantly on someone else's face"
... that's how all porn ends.

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Originally posted by astroboy Being under the influence while signing makes it of no value. Same as duress.

At least one court just ruled otherwise (in the case of the drunken college boys v. Borat).

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Originally posted by l�cid actually i saw one that had a really in-depth synopsis about a team of cheerleaders and a competition that they were trying really hard to win. needless to say, it had a happy ending.

yeah, and i've seen this one where these chicks are in a haunted house? and they're preyed upon by vampire porn stars. go figure.

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Originally posted by RJT At least one court just ruled otherwise (in the case of the drunken college boys v. Borat).

Sex is a different matter though. Even mere consent to sex (let alone being taped while having sex) is visciated by intoxication. I haven't read the Borat Judgement and don't even know what the causes of action were so I can't comment on that, save to say that just because one of the plaintiffs' claims was that they were drunk when signing a waiver and the judgement was against the, doesn't mean that the general principle has been overturned (or indeed that the judge even found it necessary to consider that particular claim in his deliberation).

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue yeah, and i've seen this one where these chicks are in a haunted house? and they're preyed upon by vampire porn stars. go figure.

That's hawt.

That's why I watch Japanese pr0n: I know Pikachu has feelings for Sailor Moon, and that Neo Tokyo IV will be destroyed unless there's a bukkake session in the karate dojo of Kamakura.

The pterodactyl video that someone posted in here awhile back has been all I've needed for months!!



EDIT: Found it! Click at your own risk:
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=369552&highlight=pterodactyl

this is nonsense...

i mean it's so absurd to think that there's such a fest. noone can even answer if it's really true. or is this?

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Originally posted by music_flick this is nonsense... i mean it's so absurd to think that there's such a fest. noone can even answer if it's really true. or is this?

I have a feeling you're going to become my favorite new member.

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Originally posted by music_flick this is nonsense... i mean it's so absurd to think that there's such a fest. noone can even answer if it's really true. or is this?

Hmm yes i find the idea of a fest of the "college fuck" variety somewhat dubious.

*Takes a dip of snuff*

Snuff? How disgusting.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Snuff? How disgusting.

What?! I challenge you to a duel! *gloveslap*

sun-up tomorrow, my weapon of choice is butth4x!

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