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Rubbing my arm because of the tingly burning sensation that I felt in it, most likely from banging into the door 6 times(although it could also be from gangreen from my mid century sword fight woung), I entered the bathroom.

To my uttmost dismay and wonder, I found non other than the thought to be deceased writter James Joyce!

No!

It could not be! Could this literally be the master of Ulysses and Finnegans Wake before me.

I had read once in a novellete that James Joyce had an uncanny ability to detect fake cuban cigars from real ones.
It just so happened that I had a cigar from aruba, that was wrapped in a cuban paper, so i decided to put the theory to the test.

I sparked the stogie and waited for the rection of the fellow, who at this point was doing some sort of one footed meditation ritual. Just for clarification, he had both of his feet, but was only using one of them during the ritual.

Then as if a flame ignited the very one foot from which he stood, the man came to life and dashed across the cob-webb filled room towards me.

"I'll not have you try to impress me with an imitation havana! Be gone with you, are at least put out that foul odour!"

Surely this proved my point, this was none other than James Joyce.

I counted my lucky stars (there were 13) and sat down with the fellow.
In the following hours we touched on many things, none more notable then the writting of his novels, at which point one thing he said stuck with me.

Joyce told me that "if I spent a life writting it, I expect my readers to spend a lifetime reading it".

And that was it.

My inspiration.

I was to follow the lead set forth by the writter in the writting of Finnegans Wake, and write a book, in a newly formed language.

It was this alone that could fullfill my need of inspiration that I had set out on a walk in the park for nearly a week before.

End of installment 4.

I read a book once where a man fucked a woman with a stogie.

lmao...i fully endorse your upcomming book.

I will fetch you Starbucks on the book tour.

haha how could i have forgetten about this till just now!?

First a foreword from the author:

I realize that on first glance the following text will appear obscure and lacking of any meaning what so ever.

I also realize that for many a first glance is all this will receive, that will be their loss, and there is not much I can do about it other than this...

...I give the reader my word, that there is in fact meaning behind this text. It translates into perfect common sense english. It does this and carries with it the incredible reward of knowing what it is that brings true satisfaction and enjoyment out of life.

So read dilligently. Don't feel it all has to be done by you alone, but proceed onward with the idea that it is like the completion of a quest.

And now the story...



Yipsh Ohhhhhh Mocavi

Oversly yipsh snipes gerdernit yipsh condoooctor nocozey yeahyeahyeahyeah, Translate a mocavi polkadot francicmcdermoot oxynocor woly iliadano. Jerkeyll oversly brilli ill structed, jerkeyll oversly excor ill whattheef oh.

Woly mocavi, ohhhhhh mocamba zinglackalack mocavi friskipi francicmcdermoot polish oversly thil.

Two asin util fanken r geino li mocamba oposhT two gran yerp over yipsh snipes gerdernit.

Ber ourfs golus Franklin LONKER-YASSLEY-ONOMATOPROPRIA, zinglackalack thultrip Frankalatio rosey elwfegoooo, frankenmouth roughnel guilooteen yipsh zeneinweger truelh jesuish thil.

Yog yu seak, concepted yugh Arti-Tyip, gran moly yu quezney anchiesco yipsh fuew franklin.

R ber woly condoooctor yipper, yipsh two avgockin rasmutin yoksh two hypothermial goosage setrin yipsh trillian asankat mcgregor yipsh snipes gerdernit.

Franklin LONKER-YASSLEY-ONOMATOPROPRIA werseyn joly yipsh uilllnin frugs fortonalopsis yu itish goosage yipsh yadayadayada.
�Setrin iota verbatum hip, itarian rewer goosage war!�

Arti-Tyip, gully boxingship nature hello yu mocavi position spanish roughnel guilooteen yipsh wer sausage anchiesco surr.

Frugs ikish holy aaaa, two frailness, julin ya qra, anak ya farfenugan.

Franklin LONKER-YASSLEY-ONOMATOPROPRIA werseyn yu horse goosage yipsh ma frugs yu hip nustyle.

Arti-Tyip�s concepted wesliz gymungous goosage Ok6 yrrr, arleng ee frugs catastromic LONKER-YASSLEY-ONOMATOPROPRIA guilooteen zinglackalack rap.

Zinglackalack granger neauspilling roughnel poir, restitutal wrrrr yipsh hypothermial I Arti-Tyip wesley ya yoksh cock.

Truelh yipsh neauspilling guilooteen zinglackalack reze ising r scromptralescent inkip guilooteen twoshy quell.

Woly polish yoksh thil.




Inkip supernal mocamba golly yipsh franklin guilooteen polka truelh ikish polish tulipismo bovuley santeeno Arti-Tyip�s hip.

Arleng ee frugs catastromic yipsh yugh grank ous ruin.

Brill yu illingbop roughnel tuniper zinglackalack lovean sunction, youregonnahavtagivemeacoupleminutes polk tomhy bu poo li yipsh toio, frugs we sovernh wrrrr.

Yipsh franklin�s scromptralescent reze neauspilling yeahyeahyeahyeah rrrrrrr mocamba yipsh uininity yos I Quep werty yultz I yipsh sunction.

Hip ber fortioni asin gooo virgo frugs Franklin LONKER-YASSLEY-ONOMATOPROPRIA lhiver goosage Yugh Arti-Tyip frugs holy arrrr ya zinglackalack wappe quem sowrong.

Frugs Arti-Tyip ah anchiesco yipsh Franklin frugs ish�

�Vertin suckle moosage fool Quep polish prop!�

For full points, the story should be read over and over again until a natural rhythm comes forth and you naturally begin to understand the true meaning of the words.

However, I am also a realist and understand that most people do not have the time to read stories multiple times.

So for those who are so unfortunate to have to little time, I have included the translation guide.


Aaaa - Stood
Ah - Looked
Anak - Divided
Anchiesco - At
Arleng - But
Arrrrr - Embraced
Arti - Car
Asankat - Tops
Asin - Sides
Avgockin � Leaders

Ber - On
Bovuley - Movement
Boxingship - By
Brill - From
Brilli - Freedom
Bu � Speakers

Catastromic - Behold
Cock - Tracks
Concepted - Evil
Condoooctor � Foggy

Dorph � All

Ee - Low
Elwfegooooo - Chap
Excor � Citizenship

Fanken - Never
Farfenugan - Belief
Fool - You
Fortioni - Both
Fortonalopsis - Called
Frailness - Armies
FrancisMcdermoot - Be
Frankalatio - Blue
Frankenmouth - Thought
Franklin - King
Friskipi - Could
Frugs - And
Fuew � Fair

Geino - Evenly
Gerdernit - Don
Golly - Though
Golus - Side
Gooo - Started
Goosage - To
Granger - Giant
Grank - Himself
Gran - Who
Guilooteen - Had
Gully - Quieter
Gymungous � Began

Hello - Took
Hip - Troops
Holy - They
Hypothermia1 � Forces

Ikish - There
Iliadano - Day
Illingbop - Pocket
Ill - Or
Inkip - It
I - Of
Iota - Up
Ish - Said
Ising - Pattern
Itarian - We�re
Itish - Followers

Jerkeyll - Not
Jesuish - Supreme
Joly - Through
Julin - United

Lhiver - Ran
Li - Matched
Lonker - J
Lovean � Ghetto

Ma - Middle
Mcgregor - Along
Mocavi - Battle
Mocomba - As
Moly - Thumbed
Moosage - Told

Neauspilling - Flag
Nocozey - Haze
Nustyle � Followed

Ohhhhhhh - Epic
Oh - Love
Ok6 - Charge
Onomatopropria - N
OposhT - these
Ourfs - One
Ous - Remained
Oversly - O�er
Oxynocor � Held

Poir - Raised
Polish - Was
Polkadot - Would
Polka - Won
Polk � With
Poo - That
Position - Position
Prop � Good

Qra - Desire
Quell - Them
Quem - Filled
Quep - Benny
Quezney � Nose

Rap - Trick
Rasmutin - Lead
Restitutal - Which
Rewer - Going
Reze - Checkered
Rosey - Eyed
Roughnel - He
Rrrrrrrr - Down
R - So
Ruin � Standing

Santeeno - Amongst
Sausage - Weapon
Scak - Rival
Scromptralescent - Beautiful
Setrin - Line
Snipes - Valley
Sovernh - Everything
Sowrong - Grasp
Spanish - Knowing
Structed - Peace
Suckle - I
Sunction- Blaster
Supernal - Appeared
Surr-Hand

Thil - Satisfaction
Thultrip - Ravishing
Toio - sky
Tomhy - Grey
Translate - Yes
Trillian - Hill
Truelh - For
Tulipismo - Little
Tuniper - Pulled
Twosly - Frozen
Tyip - Ney

Uilllnin - Streets
Uininity - Sweet
Util � Were

Verbatum - Your
VertinSee -
Virgo � Dancing

Wappe - Heart
Wer - Secret
Werseyn - Rode
Werty - Poured
Wesley - Dead
Wesliz - Minions
We - Suddenly
Whattheef - Even
Woly 0 This
Wrrrrrr � Stopped

Yadayadayada - Fight
Ya - In
Yrrr 0 Inwards
Yassley - O
Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah - Fell
Yerp - Ruled
Yipper - Morning
Yipsh - The
Yog - Then
Yoksh - Their
Yos - Rhythms
Youregonnahavtagivemeacoupleminutes - Black
Yugh - Prince
Yu - His
Yules - Nature
Yultz � Out

Zeneinweger - Answer
Zinglackalack - A

^^^
I was waiting for it

oh dear

Shanny, this is THE best walk in the park i've ever heard of....
Btw, thx for the definitions

so, who's going to be the first sucker to translate it?

we should take a paragraph each

I will do the first....

quote:

Originally posted by English Rachel we should take a paragraph each I will do the first....

lol, good idea.

2nd....

"this battle, epic as a battle could be was o'er satisfaction."

The Epic Battle

O'er the valley don, the foggy haze fell, yes a battle would be held this day. Not o'er freedom or peace, not o'er citizenship or even love.

who is stepping up for 3?

lol josh you're hilarious

Keep up the good work people, remember supreme satisfaction awaits the people who come to the ending of the story!

I will assist by keeping a running log of what has been translated and changing the colour so people will realise where they have left off.

I also took the liberty of translating the next paragraph.

The Epic Battle

O�er the valley don the foggy haze fell, Yes a battle would be held this day. Not o�er freedom or peace, not o�er citizenship or even love.

This battle, epic as a battle could be was o�er satisfaction.

Two sides were never so evenly matched as these two who ruled over the valley don.

.

Wow!

So what's all this then

We go together like
rama lama lama
ke ding a de dinga a dong
remembered for ever like
shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom

Ra-ma la-ma la-ma ka ding a da ding de dong
Shoo-bop sha wad-da wad-da yipp-it-y boom de boom
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-ed-y
Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yip-pit-y boom de boom
Ra-ma la-ma la-ma ka ding-a de ding de dong
Shoo-bop sha wad-da wad-da yipp-it-y boom de boom
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy
shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yip-pit-ty boom de boom

We're for each other like
A wop ba-ba lu-mop and wop bam boom
Just like my brother is
Sha na na na na na yip-pit-y dip de boom
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
We'll always be together
Wha oooh yeah!
We'll always, be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together

Para 3

On one side, King JON, a ravishing blue-eyed chap thought he had the answer for supreme satisfaction.

O�er the valley don the foggy haze fell, Yes a battle would be held this day. Not o�er freedom or peace, not o�er citizenship or even love.

This battle, epic as a battle could be was o�er satisfaction.

Two sides were never so evenly matched as these two who ruled over the valley don.

On one side King J-O-N, a ravishing blue eyed chap, thought he had the answer for supreme satisfaction.

Then his rival, evil prince Car-Ney, who thumbed his nose at the fair king.



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-Updated, with the next line translated as well

So on this foggy morning, the two leaders led their two forces to line the hill tops along the valley don.

King J-O-N rode joly the streets and called his followers to the fight.
�line up your troops, we're going to war!�

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