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Posted by denys envy on Jan-15-2007 06:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Ok ya.. LOL. I wouldn't make it past a month.


fuck that. i say 3 days tops.

edit: and that's only if it's the beginning of the week. friday = forget about it.


Posted by idoru on Jan-15-2007 06:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
All I have to do is give up... anything to do with sex...

... I wouldn't make it past a month.


A month? Christ, points for you. I wouldn't last a week.


Posted by denys envy on Jan-15-2007 06:24:

i couldn't go past like... 32 hours without some type of sin.


Posted by Frenchie on Jan-15-2007 06:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
fuck that. i say 3 days tops.

edit: and that's only if it's the beginning of the week. friday = forget about it.


quote:
Originally posted by idoru
A month? Christ, points for you. I wouldn't last a week.


I have Will.

& I don't mean tubularbills you wise asses.


Posted by idoru on Jan-15-2007 06:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
I have Will.

& I don't mean tubularbills you wise asses.


The thought wouldn't have crossed my mind if you didn't capitalize it.

And I wasn't originally going to post this, but...


Posted by denys envy on Jan-15-2007 06:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
I have Will.

& I don't mean tubularbills you wise asses.


way to cover that. you knew it'd come if you hadn't.


Posted by Frenchie on Jan-15-2007 06:27:

oops. cap hax.


Posted by Marc Summers on Jan-15-2007 06:29:

the original bible has it's pages stuck together at the part of the wild gang bang Jesus and his disciples were having with mary magdalene. That shit was porn site worthy.


Posted by denys envy on Jan-15-2007 06:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers
the original bible has it's pages stuck together at the part of the wild gang bang Jesus and his disciples were having with mary magdalene. That shit was porn site worthy.



...it's been done. i'd link but you know the mod stance on this nowadays.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-15-2007 06:30:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
A month? Christ, points for you. I wouldn't last a week.


Well, I don't think the bible says anything about female masturbation. However, I do recall there being some passages denoting males' "spilling of seed" being a sin against Gahd.

So yeah, there is probably a reason why she would last longer at being a nun than you would. Also, though you have lovely eyes, I am not sure you would pass many of the prerequisites.


Posted by Marc Summers on Jan-15-2007 06:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
...it's been done. i'd link but you know the mod stance on this nowadays.


I wouldn't watch it. That's not my style, I have respect for jesus, he was a true protester.


Posted by Frenchie on Jan-15-2007 06:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Well, I don't think the bible says anything about female masturbation. However, I do recall there being some passages denoting males' "spilling of seed" being a sin against Gahd.

So yeah, there is probably a reason why she would last longer at being a nun than you would. Also, though you have lovely eyes, I am not sure you would pass many of the prerequisites.


Ya, he lacks the Christianity part...OH and bewbz.


lol...


Posted by idoru on Jan-15-2007 06:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Ya, he lacks the Christianity part...OH and bewbz.


lol...


I think I would make a damn-fine nun, thank you very much.


Posted by Marc Summers on Jan-15-2007 06:32:

i could have sworn jesus was an ass man


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-15-2007 06:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers
I wouldn't watch it. That's not my style, I have respect for jesus, he was a true protester.


But buying his Crusexfiction DVD box set is respecting Jesus.


Posted by Marc Summers on Jan-15-2007 06:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
But buying his Crusexfiction DVD box set is respecting Jesus.




All this talk about jesus is making me hungry, brb


Posted by denys envy on Jan-15-2007 06:36:

ya i'm probably going to hell... and damn it i'm not catholic - can't just confess and make it all better.

that's life i guess. always the wrong religion.


Posted by idoru on Jan-15-2007 06:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
ya i'm probably going to hell... and damn it i'm not catholic - can't just confess and make it all better.

that's life i guess. always the wrong religion.


Assuming religion even exists.

*cue religious debate finally occurring in this thread*


Posted by Frenchie on Jan-15-2007 06:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
ya i'm probably going to hell... and damn it i'm not catholic - can't just confess and make it all better.

that's life i guess. always the wrong religion.


Oh I am going to hell on a scholarship.


Posted by denys envy on Jan-15-2007 06:39:

i think even if i was catholic god would make an exception for me and send me to hell anyway. confession or no.

and that's just the first 22 years of my life.


Posted by idoru on Jan-15-2007 06:40:

I think I'd have a fighting chance.

Edit: No, wait... I forgot about that one thing...


Posted by Frenchie on Jan-15-2007 06:42:

lol. I confessed last month and I more then likely made the priest want to quit. (jk)

I'm a good girl, really. I just have..moments. LOL


Posted by denys envy on Jan-15-2007 06:45:

ohh i'm a good guy too. i just have a hobby that pays well, crazy weekends, and a drug habit.

ohh yeah i like sex too.


Posted by Marc Summers on Jan-15-2007 06:45:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
I think I'd have a fighting chance.

Edit: No, wait... I forgot about that one thing...


I think most people would. I mean, most people aren't bad.

We are all selfish to some extent, that may be our only true "sin" worth improving on. Selfishness can lump a few of the commandments together.. Everything else is a bit extreme (Killing) and silly (having another god).


Posted by idoru on Jan-15-2007 06:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers
I think most people would. I mean, most people aren't bad.

We are all selfish to some extent, that may be our only true "sin" worth improving on. Selfishness can lump a few of the commandments together.. Everything else is a bit extreme (Killing) and silly (having another god).



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