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Posted by medinaM5 on Mar-22-2007 02:18:

i prefer the "abe lincoln" where an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then gets adorned with a top hat.

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Mar-22-2007 02:33:

if i was able to be a guy for one day, the first thing i would do is jerk off so i can find out how it feels

question (even though i doubt you guys will admit it) but have you guys done that penis tuck when you look lke a woman? rofl. for some reason i feel that ALL males have done this looking in the mirror

Posted by bas on Mar-22-2007 02:35:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
I see!! I thought it was going to be like that time in fifth grade where I suddenly became aroused at my desk and quietly pounded one out through my pants pocket right in the middle of a "School House Rocks" video.

Still, neat

Same concept

quote:
Originally posted by AndreaCKY772
ion (even though i doubt you guys will admit it) but have you guys done that penis tuck when you look lke a woman? rofl. for some reason i feel that ALL males have done this looking in the mirror

It's even funnier if you do it right after you shave teh pubes

Posted by Slylee on Mar-22-2007 02:52:

I HATE SWALLOWING AND I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!

*runs out of the room*

Posted by Clovis on Mar-22-2007 02:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
I HATE SWALLOWING AND I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!

*runs out of the room*

*jizzes all over your face instead*

Hey, its what you wanted!

Posted by kadomony on Mar-22-2007 02:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
I HATE SWALLOWING AND I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!

*runs out of the room*

*perform's bas' 'order in the court' maneuver*

Posted by shaw on Mar-22-2007 02:59:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
*perform's bas' 'order in the court' maneuver*

"My name is Judge!"

Posted by Clovis on Mar-22-2007 03:00:

"Hear ye, hear ye!"

Posted by Fast Turtle on Mar-22-2007 03:01:

i'd rather swallow than have to see it string out of my mouth onto something all goopy like

pps just wait til the day you get snowballed, then who's gonna be laughing?

Posted by Clovis on Mar-22-2007 03:01:

How about adopting a baby voice and gong "Okay _______, here comes the airplane in for landing! Open the hangar! Ready?"

Posted by Ivand on Mar-22-2007 03:05:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
It's pretty much all in the title. You start to bash one out and just before the point of climax you call out for someone like your mum or dad to come up to your room - From this point on the mission is to 'finish' before he/she clambers the stairs and into your room!

*Missions Impossible Music*

im soo gonna try this

Posted by Lira on Mar-22-2007 03:33:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
I've done something similar to my girlfriend. I was pushing it on her mouth and going "sshhhh" every time she tried to talk. And one time I just pulled out and smacked it on her forehead and said "order in the court!". We laughed and laughed...then she went to bed :/

Posted by Allied Nations on Mar-22-2007 04:29:

This thread is hilarious!

Posted by Slylee on Mar-22-2007 14:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Fast Turtle
pps just wait til the day you get snowballed, then who's gonna be laughing?

Posted by Allied Nations on Mar-22-2007 14:27:

Many have tried... none have succeeded.

You know they are thinking about it when they look at you right after with those particular eyes... You have to look right back at her with those "don't even think about it , woman" eyes...

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