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Posted by MeLLyMeL on Apr-09-2007 17:38:

Re: I have seen the future, and it isn't pretty.

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Last week in clinical I catheterized a patient for my first time.

It was a female, and it was hard as hell. Why? I'll tell you why...

Because her genitals were practically unrecognizable.

I seriously could barely tell what I was looking at. I knew what I was supposed to be looking for, but everything was so mangled and out of place that I couldn't tell what was what. No joke.

Ladies, take advantage of all the time you have with your youthful vaginas while you can...cause the future is NOT pretty.




ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

fuk that

i'll be spending my tax returns in the future for surgery!

\o/


Posted by FallingMoon on Apr-09-2007 17:42:

WTF was she doing that mangled her vagine?


Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-09-2007 17:47:

quote:
Originally posted by FallingMoon
WTF was she doing that mangled her vagine?


quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Just what happens with aging. My mentor said that was pretty much normal for a woman her age.


quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Thing is with aging, everything down there migrates and atrophies. The skin loses it's turgor and fat, etc....




Posted by FallingMoon on Apr-09-2007 17:52:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie


shiiiit that is gross.

Kegal exercises everyday lol jk
But I'd get reconstructive surgery if I were her...that's really gross.


Posted by Slylee on Apr-09-2007 17:53:

quote:
Originally posted by FallingMoon
WTF was she doing that mangled her vagine?


the fuck kinda avatar is that?


Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-09-2007 17:54:

quote:
Originally posted by FallingMoon
shiiiit that is gross.

Kegal exercises everyday lol jk
But I'd get reconstructive surgery if I were her...that's really gross.



LOL, well it's not the vaginal canal I'm talking about. It's pretty much everything on the outside. Don't forget that I'm also talking about an 87 year old woman here.

And it's gonna happen to you too. It's gonna happen to all of us.


Posted by FallingMoon on Apr-09-2007 17:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
the fuck kinda avatar is that?


a weird one.


Posted by l�cid on Apr-09-2007 17:55:

who the hell needs a hot vagina when you're 87? i hope i stop having sex long before that.


Posted by david.michael on Apr-09-2007 17:56:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
And it's gonna happen to you too. It's gonna happen to all of us.


Not me!


Posted by MeLLyMeL on Apr-09-2007 17:56:

quote:
Originally posted by FallingMoon
shiiiit that is gross.

Kegal exercises everyday lol jk
But I'd get reconstructive surgery if I were her...that's really gross.
like the bitch who got reconstuctive along with her boyfriend on DR 90210!

I think his balls were too droopy and hers was saggy


Posted by FallingMoon on Apr-09-2007 17:56:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
LOL, well it's not the vaginal canal I'm talking about. It's pretty much everything on the outside. Don't forget that I'm also talking about an 87 year old woman here.

And it's gonna happen to you too. It's gonna happen to all of us.


ah ok

87 makes sense.
still ew


Posted by FallingMoon on Apr-09-2007 17:58:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
like the bitch who got reconstuctive along with her boyfriend on DR 90210!

I think his balls were too droopy and hers was saggy


LMFAO
I saw that episode!! That bitch was gross & addicted to that shit...her face was so plastic I thought it would just snap one day.

People have problems.


Posted by SuspicionVandit on Apr-09-2007 18:01:

what was the patients name, i'll find her on myspace


Posted by bas on Apr-09-2007 18:03:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
like the bitch who got reconstuctive along with her boyfriend on DR 90210!

I think his balls were too droopy and hers was saggy

If her balls were saggy I could see her wanting to get some kind of surgery.


Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-09-2007 18:05:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
what was the patients name, i'll find her on myspace



lol


Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Apr-09-2007 18:07:

How did I not see this thread before? God Jenny thats so disgusting!!!


Posted by Slylee on Apr-09-2007 18:09:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
what was the patients name, i'll find her on myspace



lol


Posted by FallingMoon on Apr-09-2007 18:10:

"uh, she receive hair on, uhh, chest, and her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard."

I thought it was pretty fitting


Posted by shaw on Apr-09-2007 18:10:

quote:
Originally posted by FallingMoon
"uh, she receive hair on, uhh, chest, and her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard."

I thought it was pretty fitting


your avatar is disgusting.


Posted by FallingMoon on Apr-09-2007 18:12:

quote:
Originally posted by inconspicuous
your avatar is disgusting.


lol thanks!
yours is not far from it


Posted by shaw on Apr-09-2007 18:14:

I wouldn't put them in the same ballpark.


Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Apr-09-2007 18:17:

I get the impression that for women aging is more of a big "crash" than it is for men. Men seem to just gradually slide into decay and weakness.

Although this might be due to social circumstances more than anything else.


Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-09-2007 18:21:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I get the impression that for women aging is more of a big "crash" than it is for men. Men seem to just gradually slide into decay and weakness.

Although this might be due to social circumstances more than anything else.





LOL, what?? This is the stupidest thing I've read today.


Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Apr-09-2007 18:26:

Women seem to take aging harder than men do, emotionally. Would you disagree?


Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-09-2007 18:30:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Women seem to take aging harder than men do, emotionally. Would you disagree?




Uh, yes. Spend some time with the aging population.


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