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| Originally posted by Slylee i heard viagra only makes it so that a guy can bang for like 10 hours straight, but not cum. |
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak you can cum...heck you can cum and kep going. The big difference with the blue pill is that when you hold back cumming when you are near it takes alot longer to build up again. |
Women can fake an orgasm.
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Men can fake whole marriage.
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| Originally posted by Slylee oh. cool. |
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| Originally posted by jennypie There's more to sex than climaxing. |
woman!
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| Originally posted by kiev_42 An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm." They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay," he says to the husband. "Let's try the reverse. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man goes at it with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly: "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!" |
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| Originally posted by jennypie I had to bump this because the other night the bf and I were going at it, with me on top. I got the job done so quickly that when I dismounted I said, "See? Now THAT'S how you wave a towel!" LOL, I totally said it without thinking....bf had no idea what I was talking about. |
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| Originally posted by jennypie I had to bump this because the other night the bf and I were going at it, with me on top. I got the job done so quickly that when I dismounted I said, "See? Now THAT'S how you wave a towel!" LOL, I totally said it without thinking....bf had no idea what I was talking about. |
k. 
i hate it when woman fake orgasms.
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| Originally posted by Bidor i hate it when woman fake orgasms. |
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| Originally posted by trewqy then u hate women in general |
but i mean why?
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| Originally posted by _Nut_ Know how to get a girl off (and by that if her tongue does not go cold when she orgasms, its fake) |
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak you can cum...heck you can cum and kep going. The big difference with the blue pill is that when you hold back cumming when you are near it takes alot longer to build up again. |
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| Originally posted by mid0l Yeah you can cum. And cum again and cum again. You can cum until the cows come home. Then you can cum inside the cows a few times. After that you can cum even more. At one point you should be practically pissing cum. Then when you're through cumming, you call a hot spanish cleaning lady to come clean up your cum, and she will be so impressed by all your cum that she will let you cum on her! |
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| Originally posted by jennypie *spits in your hair* |
Here's my motto when I can't cum.
If you can't spunk, no need to be bitter, do her up the shitter!
Works everytime! Espesch if she has a dirty arse
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| Originally posted by mid0l Do your worst! It only makes me stronger! *flexes* |
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| Originally posted by _Nut_ Know how to get a girl off (and by that if her tongue does not go cold when she orgasms, its fake) |
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| Originally posted by mid0l You're a pretty good Meteoriteologist, but I think you've been having sex with too many fembots... |
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| Originally posted by Bidor no man, i mean seriously ofcourse it fucking horny when a girl does it but i mean why? |
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| Originally posted by Caela not true. it is definitely possible to cum and not open your mouth. and that works the other way too...it is possible to fake an orgasm and open your mouth. you shouldn't bank on that to see if you've made a girl cum. most of the time you can tell by feeling the muscles inside of her, clenching and tightening. and if that doesn't happnen, well you may want to go back to the drawing board. |
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| Originally posted by _Nut_ I don't do anything with meteorites, and there is no meteoriteology field. It's a trick I picked up from a girl in Ames IA about 6 years ago. Tested on a few, told others about it and all agree. Try it next time. Prove me wrong. As the girl climaxes all of the blood rushes downward. The tongue will seem cold due to a decreased amount blood (for a few moments). It is as simple as that. |
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| Originally posted by _Nut_ I was just referring to feeling the tongue as you kiss during the moment. |
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| Originally posted by tubularbills lol, who was it? |
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| Originally posted by Caela ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...tricky |
women are doing a terrible disservice to both men and themselves when they fake orgasms. it's phony and pointless, imo.
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