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I see dem bugs many times at work. These critters are pretty fast too. As they run across your floor, they kinda sway too and fro, I guess trying to avoid capture. I counted about 30 legs on it. That's a whole wack of legs.

We get those bugs around here a lot too. As others said they are fast, I usually smash the bastard with a shoe. The best part about them is how they continue to twitch and shit even after you smash them.

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Originally posted by DOOMBOT I have a spider sitting behind my toilet. Honestly, I've thought about killing it since day 1 but its been in the same spot for a long time and it kills the gnats that get in there every once in a while. If it gets near my ass it's a gonner, but I think we have a pretty good understanding and this could turn out to be long lasting friendship.

Classic.

Does it also wipe your arse when your done? removing the need for loo roll.

I only dislike wasps. unpredictable :\

i always remember many years ago we were in the canary isles and they're desert like and there was a cockroach running across the floor. I shouted to my dad who was near it, and he threw a paper on and stamped on it. it then got up and properly kept running so i chased it and beat it with a brush. it seriously took about 5 good shots to stop moving

Lighter + deodorant spray = mini flamethrower -> works well against spiders = win!

Edit: @ those weta insects... Holy shit! Remind me not to ever visit New Zealand.

This one is 20 cm (8 inch):

i had a poop snake in my toilet this morning.................but i flushed it

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp i had a poop snake in my toilet this morning.................but i flushed it

just so you know, only 17 years until Eugene Tooms will need to feed on livers again. Just keep flushing.

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Originally posted by Ian just so you know, only 17 years until Eugene Tooms will need to feed on livers again. Just keep flushing.

Ian im at a loss... what do the x-files and poop snakes have in common?

That episode of X Files is easily one of the scariest pieces of television ever made. As a child I had sleepless nights because of that fucking episode.

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar
caves.

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Originally posted by ZeJayMan That episode of X Files is easily one of the scariest pieces of television ever made. As a child I had sleepless nights because of that fucking episode.

it rocked. they're reshowing the entire show on living tv at the moment, each night. I'm well pleased, on season 3 at the moment, just had the episode jack black was in (DPO) about the kid who got hit by lightning and could electrocute others. It's great stuff

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp Ian im at a loss... what do the x-files and poop snakes have in common?

I refer you to this guy, who was once trying to get through a toilet system into a house


Eugene Victor Tooms is a fictional character on the TV series X-Files played by Doug Hutchison. He appeared in the episodes Squeeze and Tooms.

Tooms is a genetic mutant cannibal. After eating five human livers every thirty years, the only sustenance he needs, he is able to go back into hibernation, in his cocoon-like nest made of rags and newspapers, and held together with bile. Tooms is also able to 'squeeze' and elongate himself in ways that are impossible for a normal human, and therefore able to reach his victims from tight spaces, such as a chimney. After he kills and extracts (with his bare hands) his victim's liver, he usually steals a belonging as a trophy of sorts. Whenever the lust for food overtook him, his eyes would turn yellow in color, as a result of overproduction of bile. Tooms seemed to be more like an animal in behavior, attacking people only to sustain himself Mulder believed something unnatural was afoot when he noticed X-files murder cases with similar MOs, that were committed in 30-year spans, in 1933, 1963, and finally 1993 (later, a 1903 incident was linked, implying that Tooms is over 100 years old). The fingerprints found were unnaturally long, so when Tooms was caught during a stakeout, by Scully, in an airduct, he was let off (Tooms' alibi was that he was sent by Animal Control, a job he returned to every time he resurfaced). It was only discovered later, after he was freed, that despite the size difference, the fingerprints matched. Tooms, who only needed one more liver, set out to kill his fifth and final victim, Scully, but was stopped in time by Mulder.

Months later, Tooms was freed from a sanitarium, due to lack of evidence linking him to any murders, much to Mulder's protest. Mulder kept a close eye on Tooms, who then tried to frame Mulder for police brutality. Tooms later killed his counselor, his last victim, and went back to his nest. Mulder and Scully followed him down to his dwelling (now underneath a shopping mall), from which the cannibal emerged and attacked Mulder. The FBI agent managed to lead Tooms, who was covered in bile, to an escalator, where he was supposedly crushed to death.




Brilliant tv

speaking of bugs - this is in all seriousness....

ive been re grading my back yard so i can put a propper wooden deck in this weekend, so i stripped the sod up and then took up the old concrete patio stones and it was a fuckin ant farm underneat them.... sooooo many ant larva, eggs and bilions of ants.....


so i did what any normal well balanced individual would do, got a can of wd40 and nuked the bastards.... how does one propperly kill an entire colony of ants. these bastards are annoying, and somehow are remarkably resistant to flame, couple of them took 2 to 3 blasts before they stopped squirming..

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Originally posted by Marc Summers True, I always check for bugs in the rice, and flour, I'm really paranoid about that stuff. Mice don't bother me, though. This is what is in my bathroom right now I don't know what to do.

BLOODY HELL! Those things are scary. I saw a couple of those when I was living with my ex in Canada. One time while my ex was at work, I was tidying up his room and picking up stuff from the floor. His carpet is a dark brownish color, so that little f*cker blended in with the carpet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost touched the goddam thing thinking it was lint!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So just for fun, I picked up that disgusting creature with a napkin (a thick napkin) and dumped it in the fish tank. The fish came and ate it right away! Muahahahaha!

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Originally posted by Ian it rocked. they're reshowing the entire show on living tv at the moment, each night. I'm well pleased, on season 3 at the moment, just had the episode jack black was in (DPO) about the kid who got hit by lightning and could electrocute others. It's great stuff I refer you to this guy, who was once trying to get through a toilet system into a house Eugene Victor Tooms is a fictional character on the TV series X-Files played by Doug Hutchison. He appeared in the episodes Squeeze and Tooms. Tooms is a genetic mutant cannibal. After eating five human livers every thirty years, the only sustenance he needs, he is able to go back into hibernation, in his cocoon-like nest made of rags and newspapers, and held together with bile. Tooms is also able to 'squeeze' and elongate himself in ways that are impossible for a normal human, and therefore able to reach his victims from tight spaces, such as a chimney. After he kills and extracts (with his bare hands) his victim's liver, he usually steals a belonging as a trophy of sorts. Whenever the lust for food overtook him, his eyes would turn yellow in color, as a result of overproduction of bile. Tooms seemed to be more like an animal in behavior, attacking people only to sustain himself Mulder believed something unnatural was afoot when he noticed X-files murder cases with similar MOs, that were committed in 30-year spans, in 1933, 1963, and finally 1993 (later, a 1903 incident was linked, implying that Tooms is over 100 years old). The fingerprints found were unnaturally long, so when Tooms was caught during a stakeout, by Scully, in an airduct, he was let off (Tooms' alibi was that he was sent by Animal Control, a job he returned to every time he resurfaced). It was only discovered later, after he was freed, that despite the size difference, the fingerprints matched. Tooms, who only needed one more liver, set out to kill his fifth and final victim, Scully, but was stopped in time by Mulder. Months later, Tooms was freed from a sanitarium, due to lack of evidence linking him to any murders, much to Mulder's protest. Mulder kept a close eye on Tooms, who then tried to frame Mulder for police brutality. Tooms later killed his counselor, his last victim, and went back to his nest. Mulder and Scully followed him down to his dwelling (now underneath a shopping mall), from which the cannibal emerged and attacked Mulder. The FBI agent managed to lead Tooms, who was covered in bile, to an escalator, where he was supposedly crushed to death. Brilliant tv

that guys face has "night of the living dead" type 80's zombie movie written all over it

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp speaking of bugs - this is in all seriousness.... ive been re grading my back yard so i can put a propper wooden deck in this weekend, so i stripped the sod up and then took up the old concrete patio stones and it was a fuckin ant farm underneat them.... sooooo many ant larva, eggs and bilions of ants..... so i did what any normal well balanced individual would do, got a can of wd40 and nuked the bastards.... how does one propperly kill an entire colony of ants. these bastards are annoying, and somehow are remarkably resistant to flame, couple of them took 2 to 3 blasts before they stopped squirming..

get the largest pots you have, boil water and dump it on them- several times- does the trick.

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Originally posted by VAR get the largest pots you have, boil water and dump it on them- several times- does the trick.

really..... hrmmmmmm sounds pretty sadistic... i like it!!!

These are pretty common bathroom bugs:

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Originally posted by jennypie These are pretty common bathroom bugs:

Hope that's not your bathroom floor Jen

LOL, fack no!

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Originally posted by jennypie These are pretty common bathroom bugs:

scientific name: cooties

i'm scrlling down the pages quickly just in case people post insect pics....i HATEEEEEE insects as you could tell with the "caterpillars scare me thread" lol.

I found Marc's bug!
Scutigera coleoptrata
here

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Mario, you live in Atlanta. There are cockroaches EVERYWHERE.

ok great so that means i will not be visiting atlanta, lol. thanks so much for the warning!

For once in my life, I'm actually glad I love in chilly Scotland. No strange insects and venomous ones in my bathroom thankfully. We more than make up for that with a high percentage of STD's and alchol poisoning.

a spider once bite me...

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