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or this one time a friend and i stole the coins from a blind beggar

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Originally posted by me@t k@tie I would like to know this: how do you guys define "badass"?

Lots of ways. Pretty much anything that goes against what I've been taught better/know better than to do. Then of course there are varying levels of badassness.

The stuff I think is really bad is when it hurts other people, or if there is intentional harm caused to another person. I'm not gonna lie, I've been there a couple times...and those were my darkest moments for sure.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy i know, but do u really think most of us would share our real fucked up stories?

true ... like this one time i was in 2 driveby shootings in one night shot one guy in the shoulder and these other 2 dudes in the head then we sold some crack to school childen ... is that badass enough? cuz that's a regular sunday afternoon for me.

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Originally posted by PurpleHaze 2. It was grade 3 class picture day and this dumb bitch ruined my hair that my mom did for me that morning so I got ketchup from our "hotlunch" fries and squirted her white dress just before picture time 3. When I was really young like 5-6 I used to beatup my next door neighbour who was a year younger than me, pretty much every day. I would call him in my backyard and just start hitting him and throwing him into the fence, then after I would appoligize and play with him nicely and continue that every day...beating him up and then being nice LOL wtf....

Those are fucking awesome.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy *grade 4 on victoria day bought a box of fireworks from the convenience store, went outside, lit it on fire and tossed it back into the store with about 7 customers in there lol. * age 21 was talking to a girl in a club when her friend made a rude comment about me and i poured my beer on her head. she ran to the washroom crying while I highfived every guy at the bar lol. * grade 6 went to see boyzn the hood with a few friends and a friends older cousin who was about 20 at the time. We brought fake shotguns with us that make lifelike BANG's when you pull the trigger, and we went around the neighbourhood and did fake drive by shootings on old people. watching old people dive for cover was funny at the time.

Oh man, those are gold bro.


Let me think about some of mine...

Grade 5 - over the summer, for about 4 years, we all hung out at the town pool (Cheektowaga, outside of Buffalo). Well, nothing was ever out of the ordinary, and most of our parents weren't home. So about 12 of us go to my house, all the bikes were left in the driveway. Got into my parents' booze, dad's dirty magazines, even a guy and girl making out in the shower. Well, the one guy's father was a corrections officer, drove by the house and saw all the bikes, called my mom at work, and I was f-ed. She called and ended the party remotely, and I sat home awaiting my abuse. Of course, I wasn't slick enough at 10 to clean up my tracks. Guilty on all counts.

Grade 10 - Convinced my buddy to let me back his car up in my driveway. He changed his mind, then opened the door. I hit reverse, the corner of the door caught on the fence, I hit the gas, and the door ripped off. I then convinced him to tell his mom I did it so i wouldn't get in trouble. It worked for a little while, but he eventaully caved and I got busted. If only Tony Soprano was around then to teach me how to influence someone not to snitch...

Age 21 - Through about 17-21, we always had beef with this one East side gang, and we would occasionally run up into their apartment complexes jacking them, and it came back around...pretty vicious cycle. One night, I wasn't there, but my buddy got jacked by two guys and had his chain and pager (this way back in the day) stolen. None of my crew could help becuase two guys had guns to their gut, so they were staying put. Fast forward, and a bunch of us are at a club. We knew all the bouncers and bartenders, and I even jacked the owner when he grabbed me in a fight a few weeks earlier, so we had this place locked down. The buddy who got jacked pointed at this dude and said, "isn't that so and so?" We all gave the dude a push, pulled his stool out from under him, and "said a few things to him". Then, a week later, my buddy asked me why we "said what we said" to "so and so". Well, unfortunately, "so and so" and "so and so" were not the same "so and so".

That sucked...I felt so bad. We made it up to the kid, got him piss drunk the next few times we saw him, but man, what I shitty deal. I'm glad I've become such a good boy.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy * grade 5 same summer egged a street cleaner, and was chased throughout the royal york area on bike by the street cleaner. * grade 6 went to see boyzn the hood with a few friends and a friends older cousin who was about 20 at the time. We brought fake shotguns with us that make lifelike BANG's when you pull the trigger, and we went around the neighbourhood and did fake drive by shootings on old people. watching old people dive for cover was funny at the time.

thread has gone from funny to lame.

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf

if i had paintballs back in the day shit would have been worse. i once pulled up to a park wheni was bat 20 with a replica gun and pulled it out on my friends because they didn'y recognize the car i was in. they shit their pants. then 2 mins later a uniformed person came running to myy car. and i stashed the jammy under my seat. My heart neverbeated so hard at that moment. what a sigh of relief when the uniformed woman was just a security guard asking for zig zags to roll up her next joint.

I stuck maxi pads all over this dude's back and shoulders in high school.

He was sitting at his locker all depressed looking, so I went up and patted him on the shoulders (and stuck maxi pads to them) and said, "Don't worry man, whatever it is, it can't be that bad."


LOL

I brought a porn mag to school in grade 4....and then word spread that i had brought it...so i hid it in the bathroom( you know how the ceiling, you can push em up?) i put it in there...then my friends said the office called me down to go see them 4 times...but iwent home to tell my mom not to tell my dad...but then i got driven back to school...where she just got back from....so i went to the office, and i told him where it was...and the principal got like tongs and a garbage bag....and put it in...lol like it was radio active or something!!!!

















i bet he kept it

This thread just proves how nerdy we all are.

Ok well i dunno what i should call this .........Not something i am really proud of but anyways i'll share it:-


It was summer of 2003 first year of college and right after my final exam was done,me and my friends from college who i knew from High skool decided to go play paint ball.

On our way to this paint ball place we were feeling hungry so we stopped @ the local mall to grap some stuff to eat,since we were all done school we were soo happy and in wicked mood and wanted to have some fun,one of the boys got this stupid idea that we should have two teams for this paint ball thingy so he decided we should wear bandanas blue and black......I got the black one was soo happy LOL


we were like 7 guys and 3 girls so five in each car,in our car my friend who was driving had his younger brothers dollar store toy guns two of them shiny silver color ones with that orange thingy @ its tip ,i was soo smart i took em off from both and we had the bandanas on and were pretending like some bad guys LOL, holding the gun in our hands and pretending to be like bad guys.

Neways i was sitting behind the my friend who was driving and i was pretending as if i had this guy kidnapped and hes driving wherever i want him to take me,it was like 4:00 pm on 401 and some black lady who was driving close to my side freaked out and lierally went from a speed of 80 to 0 or something after she saw me.......me and my friends were couldnt stop laughing on her priceless expressions.

when we arrived @ the paint ball place, i was putting stuff in the trunk and all of a sudden an three tow trucks came and screeched next to our car there was a SWAT truck and easily 8 cop cruisers and a OPP officer on a bike came next to me and stopped and pulled out exactly like a terminator type shot gun and pointed @ my face and said " DROP YOUR WEAPONS "


I looked @ him and in gigling voice said to him hey its toy gun ,he goes " SHUT UP DROP YOUE WEAPONS AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD " It was that black lady who stopped all of sudden when driving next to us called the cops and told them someone is being kidnapped.

They arrested all 5 of us the friends in other car were on the other side so they ddint get caught OPP officers handcuffed me and my friends and took us to the OOP office @ keele we reached there @ 5ish and then kept us in the temporary cell from 5pm to 1:30am ....those 8.5 hours in that temporary cell changed my life completely i never prayed to GOD with tears i thought iw as gona go to the real jail and be molested day and night .....Fukkk,

The OPP officer released us @ 1:30 and asked us to go home and coem back in 24 hours with our passports and gave us a month later date for fingerprints and picture stuff.

That night i walked out of the OPP office with three charges on me :-

Possesion of weapons dangerous
Pointing a firearm
Mischief

Any lawyer i went to said $5000 straight some said more to help me get thru .....

The cop who was taking care of my file called me 3 months later and told me he checked all my records and everything from high school to present ( 2003 ) and decided to give me another chance coz i was stupid and wasnt thinking .......so he dismissed all my charges and i did get any record.

I still think this was because of my moms endless prayers and Gods mercy.

That day played a vital role in who i am now ...Im nothing of what i used to be.....

This exactly how the gun looked like that i was holding but mine was silverish in color

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Originally posted by Provocative_boi OPP officer on a bike came next to me and stopped and pulled out exactly like a terminator type shot gun and pointed @ my face and said " DROP YOUR WEAPONS " I looked @ him and in gigling voice said to him hey its toy gun ,he goes " SHUT UP DROP YOUE WEAPONS AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD "

Man, thats total BS. No one giggles when they have a locked and loaded shotgun pointed in their face... unless you're retarded/high/drunk.

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Originally posted by Provocative_boi i thought iw as gona go to the real jail and be molested day and night .....Fukkk,

molested? lol
more like rape buddy.

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Originally posted by m2j Man, thats total BS. No one giggles when they have a locked and loaded shotgun pointed in their face... unless you're retarded or high. molested? lol more like rape buddy.

I swear...everything that happened is mentioned in my post.

i just remembered another one, i still can't believe i did that..

in grade 8 we were fucking around before class, like drawing dicks on the board etc so then me and a "friend" decide to play a prank on our teacher, while she was outside i break off a small piece of chalk and put it in her coffee, he was eating an apple and he bit off a small piece and put in her coffee as well.

We had an epileptic student in class who had at least 5 seizures a month in class, it was pretty disturbing.. anyways he went up to her and in his broken chenglish started explaining to her that we did something to her coffee. After about 10minutes she finally realized what was going on.

We were very close to being expelled for trying to "poison" the teacher but we got lucky that she was nice to us, all she said "you are very lucky that i'm nice, if it was someone else you'd be expelled, 50 cents each and get outta my face", my back was never as sweaty as it was during that convo lol.

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Originally posted by Provocative_boi I swear...everything that happened is mentioned in my post.

man, are you retarded? lol

seeing as you're from saudi arabia, you should know better than to mess with cops... i bet the guy was ready to blow your head off.


for future reference, when a cop is pointing a gun at you:
- Do not smile, giggle, laugh or make sarcastic comments.
- Do exactly what they say (unless its ridiculously wrong and outlandish)
- Do not assume you have "rights" because at that point thats the last thing on a cops mind.

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Originally posted by m2j man, are you retarded? lol seeing as you're from saudi arabia, you should know better than to mess with cops... i bet the guy was ready to blow your head off. for future reference, when a cop is pointing a gun at you: - Do not smile, giggle, laugh or make sarcastic comments. - Do exactly what they say (unless its ridiculously wrong and outlandish) - Do not assume you have "rights" because at that point thats the last thing on a cops mind.

I hear you bro but you see it happened soo quick....i didnt know what to say or do..I just wanted him to know it wasnt real and i dunno man its fucked up.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy i know, but do u really think most of us would share our real fucked up stories?

I sure haven't.

I drove a bus off a bridge.

When I was 9, I put my 4 year old twin siblings into the dryer together and let them spin for a minute. My parents almost tore my head off when they found out... at least it wasn't the washer!

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Originally posted by Cribby

do you feel guilty for giving them broken teeth?
or would they not look out of place in the slums?

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Originally posted by Misanthrope do you feel guilty for giving them broken teeth? or would they not look out of place in the slums?

Actually I was the one who got one of my teeth broken. Thankfully it was one of my last baby teeth. Pffft slums? I'm sure there are some toothless princes about.

Wow. You guys are really badass. :/

i can't believe i completely forgot about this.. but in elementary i purposely pushed a kid down in soccer and he broke his leg. in all the commotion nobody realized it was my doing and i never told anyone about it for a few years. lol

setting the huge garbage dumpster on fire once a week was really fun in elementary school

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Originally posted by Cribby Actually I was the one who got one of my teeth broken. Thankfully it was one of my last baby teeth. Pffft slums? I'm sure there are some toothless princes about.

v.bad

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