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Posted by l�cid on Jun-15-2007 16:18:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
No that's not weird at all, I was laughing at the analogy

ok, good. i don't know why i thought of staining decks but it was the first thing that came to my mind.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-15-2007 16:20:

Because once you take wood in the bum you're stained for life?

edit: /IGK humour

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-15-2007 16:21:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
i'll relay the message for you though.

No need... I just sent him a text!

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Jun-15-2007 16:21:

There are no girls on here that demand/prefer buttsex? This is very disappointing

Posted by Slylee on Jun-15-2007 16:22:

ehh?? having sex while 'in the sea' what do u mean? like completely under water? lol

this doesn't seem like anything that would be enjoyable at all. but that's me.

and yea, i'd be worried as a female to have sex in ocean water for fear of stuff going up my vagina. sea lice, seaweed, dirty salt water...the ocean water isn't exactly clean or organism free.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-15-2007 16:22:

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
There are no girls on here that demand/prefer buttsex? This is very disappointing

There are a couple.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-15-2007 16:25:

You ever notice that girls moan differently when they're having buttsecks? It's a much more deep and grunty moan.

Just listen to the song Grab My Hips by Sebastian Leger.

Posted by UmmiE on Jun-15-2007 16:28:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
You ever notice that girls moan differently when they're having buttsecks? It's a much more deep and grunty moan.

Just listen to the song Grab My Hips by Sebastian Leger.

I like the angry look on their faces LOL

Posted by l�cid on Jun-15-2007 16:29:

Sebastien Leger basslines make me horny.

Posted by DJ_Eternal on Jun-15-2007 16:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
ehh?? having sex while 'in the sea' what do u mean? like completely under water? lol

this doesn't seem like anything that would be enjoyable at all. but that's me.

and yea, i'd be worried as a female to have sex in ocean water for fear of stuff going up my vagina. sea lice, seaweed, dirty salt water...the ocean water isn't exactly clean or organism free.

I think he meant sex at waist level (or slightly higher) in water.

I've tried it in a jacuzzi with an ex, very bad experience... i wouldnt recommend it at all.

Posted by bas on Jun-15-2007 16:41:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Because once you take wood in the bum you're stained for life?

edit: /IGK humour

No. That's far too clever for IGK.

Posted by Yohan on Jun-15-2007 17:37:

Posted by Yohan on Jun-15-2007 17:39:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
ok, good. i don't know why i thought of staining decks but it was the first thing that came to my mind.

Yay for absurd and obscure naval analogies!

For those of you don't get it, back in the days, ships when about to do something that'd mess up the deck (ie going to a battle), sand would be spread on the deck so that clean up would be much easier.

Posted by glass on Jun-15-2007 17:43:

I have have had some great times having sex in lakes and in swimming pools............ It only works with certain girls though.

Posted by infinity HiGH on Jun-15-2007 18:08:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
The first time a girl ever let me take her up the shitter it was because of an accident. I was quite drunk and slipped out of one hole and into the other. Whoops! Quite sheepishly I aplogised, but to by surprise she just laughed and told me I could put it back in if I wanted to.

RESULT!

bahahahaha "accident"

Posted by l�cid on Jun-15-2007 18:27:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilTree
Yay for absurd and obscure naval analogies!

For those of you don't get it, back in the days, ships when about to do something that'd mess up the deck (ie going to a battle), sand would be spread on the deck so that clean up would be much easier.

that's totally not what i was implying, lol. i was talking about sanding down the deck attached to the back of your house before you stain it.

maybe this guy could give you a better idea?

pretty neat, imo.

Posted by RJT on Jun-15-2007 18:59:

Welp, now that we know where we stand...

Posted by Ripped Bag on Jun-15-2007 19:02:

quote:
Originally posted by trewqy
well, i figured the dolphins and whales can do it underwater.. why no us humans..

BTW, WHALE DICKS= HUGE!

fag

Posted by l�cid on Jun-15-2007 19:05:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT

oh man, BRING CLERKS II!

plz.

Posted by RJT on Jun-15-2007 19:07:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
oh man, BRING CLERKS II!

plz.

Packed.

Posted by l�cid on Jun-15-2007 19:08:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
Fudgepacked.

fixed.

Posted by RJT on Jun-15-2007 19:09:

lol, somebody sounds like they're dying for anal!

Posted by l�cid on Jun-15-2007 19:11:

don't worry. Moral has done all the prepwork. all you have to do is butter the breadsticks and stick 'em in the oven.

Posted by bas on Jun-15-2007 19:13:

lololol

Posted by RJT on Jun-15-2007 19:14:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
don't worry. Moral has done all the prepwork. all you have to do is butter the breadsticks and stick 'em in the oven.

Ladies and Gentlmen, the queen of terrific anal analogies, Myra Romano.

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