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Posted by DJ_Eternal on Jun-19-2007 14:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog

What's the best bit about fucking a one year old?

Hearing the pelvis snap.

That one really was a sick one. Made me quivver

Posted by Ivand on Jun-19-2007 14:43:

How do you fit 40 jews on a VW Beetle?
In the ashtray

Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time

How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with the lawn mower.

If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious?

Posted by DJ_Eternal on Jun-19-2007 14:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
fail

fail

and...

fail.

Indeed. Like your avatar Jamie, you definetly got that 'Joker' thing going on. Just gotta apply the lipstick, dye your hair orange and your good to go

Posted by pvdAngel on Jun-19-2007 14:47:

*leaves*

Posted by noikeee on Jun-19-2007 16:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name

i have a retarded sense of humour, rofled at that

Posted by RapidFire on Jun-19-2007 16:55:

the baby jokes are seriously messed up

Posted by wizniz on Jun-19-2007 17:11:

how does hellen keller masturbate?

she plays w/ herself with one hand and moans with the other.

yea.

Posted by Simon on Jun-19-2007 17:51:

There once was a young girl called Maddie,
she had such an irresponsible daddy,
snatched from her bed,
she is probably dead,
raped by a Portuguese baddy.

Posted by tyos on Jun-19-2007 18:48:

this thread is hilarious! no to politically correct jokes

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jun-19-2007 19:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
WTF

u are all going to hell

ahahahahah

We are already there

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jun-19-2007 20:02:

Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen

How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"

Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

What's got two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog!

Posted by Boomer187 on Jun-19-2007 20:09:

is it a bad thing that I am not offended or bothered by any of these jokes?

Posted by washout on Jun-19-2007 20:12:

some of these jokes are fucked up haha.

Posted by tyos on Jun-19-2007 20:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
is it a bad thing that I am not offended or bothered by any of these jokes?

In my opinion it's normal.

Posted by distant on Jun-19-2007 20:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
is it a bad thing that I am not offended or bothered by any of these jokes?

If you ever have kids that'll probably change. I'm LMAO'ing at the dead baby jokes right now, but I probably wouldn't find them amusing if I had a toddler of my own.

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jun-19-2007 23:06:

Whats Black, Green, Purple, and Blue and hangs in my backyard?

He's my negro and I will paint him what ever colours I want.

Posted by Saint John on Jun-19-2007 23:13:

why is there always cotton at the top of pills.

Do remind black people they were picking cotton before selling drugs.

Posted by RickyM on Jun-19-2007 23:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Simon
There once was a young girl called Maddie,
she had such an irresponsible daddy,
snatched from her bed,
she is probably dead,
raped by a Portuguese baddy.

I wonder which sick fuck made that one up....

Posted by emc^2 on Jun-19-2007 23:25:

Fucckkkk, this thread is turning from sick to racist.

Ok, here's my contribution:

q: What does a 90 year old pussy taste like?
a: Depends

q: What's the worst part about eating a bald pussy?
a: putting the diaper back on

A redneck and his girlfriend are driving in a pouring rain when they notice a skunk, near drowning on the side of the road. Woman tells her boyfriend to pull over, so she can resque the darn thing. She brings it into cab.
"hon, now where do I put him?"
"dunno, stick him on the floor, between your legs"
"but dear, what about the smell?"
"well, keep them legs shut then!"

Posted by eye_03 on Jun-19-2007 23:39:

a man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for come condoms for his 13 year old daughter. the pharmacist says "isnt that a little young to be sexually active?"
and the man responds
"shes not active, she just lies there like her mother"

man this one is a classic!!

Posted by leebates1986 on Jun-20-2007 02:28:

my contrib

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?
a baby nailed to 10 trees

what begins with n, ends in r and you wouldnt like to call a black person?
Neighbour

50years ago twenty blokes chasing a ****** was called the Klu Klux Klan, today its called Formula 1

Posted by dj tek on Jun-20-2007 15:33:

NSFW

Posted by smakmagik on Jun-20-2007 15:49:

....

^^ fuck.

Posted by noikeee on Jun-20-2007 23:19:

You've crossed the line.

Posted by RickyM on Jun-21-2007 21:42:

What a dumb fuck, whats the point of posting NSFW then leaving a blank space before posting that picture?

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