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Posted by Clovis on Jun-21-2007 05:38:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
LOL, somebody said something funny in this thread that made me want to reply but I

DRUNK THREAD!!!!

I CANT SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

Posted by Enigmatic XTC on Jun-21-2007 05:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
I CANT SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

nor can i. i wasn't drunk when i started the thread, but i am now officially le stoned.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-21-2007 05:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
I CANT SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

You're not looking hard enough, dummy.

*cockpunch*

Posted by iclone on Jun-21-2007 05:45:

i want a canadian.

Posted by Clovis on Jun-21-2007 05:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatic XTC
nor can i. i wasn't drunk when i started the thread, but i am now officially le stoned.

Me too... ^5

And Jenny. Go suck a goat's horn.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-21-2007 05:47:

In my country we blow goat's horns. Can I do that instead?

Posted by iclone on Jun-21-2007 05:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatic XTC
...and a half 8 ball of coke.

and that, too.

Posted by Clovis on Jun-21-2007 05:49:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
In my country we blow goat's horns. Can I do that instead?

Fuck off, cunt.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-21-2007 05:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
I actually have a pretty darn good answer to all of those. However, it requires an open dialog with someone who actually cares IF there is an answer.

I can also explain the transition from OT to NT and why its not some kind of divine contradiction.

However, none of you want to do anything than prove how stupid religion is, argue semantics, and hate Christians.

Why bring it up in the guise of discussion when youre just on the attack?

Think of it this way: People a lot smarter than you have devoted a lot more time to it than you, and dont see a problem. Start there.

And I can actually break your arm in 6 places at once if you bend it riiight ther-

...

no, to the left

yeah, there

do you feel that?

fuck, I took those classes for like 3 weeks and this shit doesn't even work

oh, it's the thumb goes up and the wrist goes down, yeah

..elbow towards you...

there we go

I BET THAT HURTS, HUH?

I BET THAT FUCKING HURTS!

CRY!

CRY MORE YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH ****** PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Posted by Enigmatic XTC on Jun-21-2007 05:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
And I can actually break your arm in 6 places at once if you bend it riiight ther-

...

no, to the left

yeah, there

do you feel that?

fuck, I took those classes for like 3 weeks and this shit doesn't even work

oh, it's the thumb goes up and the wrist goes down, yeah

..elbow towards you...

there we go

I BET THAT HURTS, HUH?

I BET THAT FUCKING HURTS!

CRY!

CRY MORE YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH ****** PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

What?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-21-2007 05:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
Fuck off, cunt.

You first!

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-21-2007 05:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatic XTC
What?

Hey, I'm a lot smarter than you and I have devoted a lot more time to this than you have, and I don't see a problem with it.

START THERE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-21-2007 05:59:

Posted by Clovis on Jun-21-2007 06:00:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
You first!

I'm going to my friend's house to play beer pong. You win.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-21-2007 06:01:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
You first.

Nono, ladies first.

Wait, is the Bible ok with this?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-21-2007 06:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
I'm going to my friend's house to play beer pong. You win.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-21-2007 06:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Nono, ladies first.

Wait, is the Bible ok with this?

Just get it over with, fuck!

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-21-2007 06:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatic XTC
What?

Posted by Enigmatic XTC on Jun-21-2007 06:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Hey, I'm a lot smarter than you and I have devoted a lot more time to this than you have, and I don't see a problem with it.

START THERE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

First of all how could you have any idea of my intelligence from anything i have posted in this thread? I could be completely retarded or i could be fucking rainman, you can't tell. Second, how do you have any idea how much time i have devoted to studying the same things? Third, its my fucking thread, so no.

Posted by Lilith on Jun-21-2007 06:13:

Wouldn't want a Canadian, they're too rambunctious.
American, can't go wrong with them, most of them have already had the will to live beaten out of them ages ago and the lippy ones shut up after a good thrashing with the cattle prod.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-21-2007 06:14:

Posted by Frenchie on Jun-21-2007 06:22:

Everyone needs a Canadian, right J.pizzle??

Posted by jdat on Jun-21-2007 10:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Mormons still exist? I haven't heard of any around here.

The other day as I waiting for the tramway I saw two mormon youngsters on their abroad mission. Easy to recognize by their clothing.

So I went over to them and started bugging them asking various questions but all in a very respectful matter.
I was actually interested in learning about how long they go on mission for etc

One of the guys gave me their declarations of faith. I didn't read it till this past sunday when I was spending the afternoon with the youth of my local christian church.

( btw I'm in France )
Well they all had a giggle when they saw this:

quote:
10. We believe in the literal gathering of Israel and in the restoration of the Ten Tribes; that Zion will be built upon this (the American) continent; that Christ will reign personally upon the earth; and that the earth will be renewed and receive its paradisiacal glory

So where on the American continent?

I doesn't say Usa or Canada or anything.

I say they should all go to Nunavut or Yukon.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-21-2007 12:08:

Idiots.... the word nation refers to a grouping of people with shared background, culture, language and practices... NOT citizens of a state. Looking at the word nation in this regard it's pretty clear that Canadians (the English ones anyway) and Americans are (generally speaking) one nation of people. Mexicans, on the other hand, do not have a shared language, culture, or background with Americans; therefore, they are a different nation. This is why you can own a Mexican but not a Canadian. Incidently, you cannot purchase any person from a formerly British population.

With regard to the idiotic "laws" stated in the subject open letter; it seems to me quite clear that there are parts of the bible that were writen in to support secular concerns. Rules governing the preparation of food, property, health, diet, garments, etc, likely all fall into this catagory.

Posted by Inertia on Jun-21-2007 16:02:

boobs are nice.

the bible says so.

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