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| Originally posted by jennypie *inhales deeply* |
haha you smelled my fart again
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| Originally posted by Omega_Blue dude i told you, mofuckin mwta's and their incessant need to hijack my comp at my house. |
it's okay, we believe you
the guy named omega likes fudge
you'll see him - he won't even budge
when he watches the vid
he quivvers like a squid
and gives his little penis a nudge
there once was a man from the cor
he started to post like a whore
neo came in
quickly banned him
and now he don't post anymore.
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| Originally posted by BTG there once was a man from the cor he started to post like a whore neo came in quickly banned him and now he don't post anymore. |
binary limerick
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| Originally posted by nchs09 binary limerick 10101011010101 10101010001111 01001010100100 11010101001010 10101010010101 |
Did you learn your limerick skills at the University of Limerick? Yes there is such a place.
I'm living it the nasty way
Tossing salads for my pay
The taste of ass
consumed in mass
Get's stuck on your tounge to stay
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| Originally posted by Frenchie I'm living it the nasty way Tossing salads for my pay The taste of ass consumed in mass Get's stuck on your tounge to stay |
There once was a girl named Frenchie
how everyone hated Frenchie
she's such a turd
terrible turd.
everybody throw things at frenchie. 
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| Originally posted by BTG There once was a girl named Frenchie how everyone hated Frenchie she's such a turd terrible turd. everybody throw things at frenchie. |
You lose
The man upstairs is mad at me
Because I claimed he cannot be
So he sent me his queen
who looked sexy and clean
But she gave me 5 forms of VD.
there once was a man named brad
hemorrhoids made him very mad
when he tried to find
relief for his behind
he shoved up it his cat's scratch pad
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| Originally posted by Omega_Blue man, your limericks have been massive failures, oh polish one. |
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| Originally posted by stren those aren't limericks, learn to read |
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| Originally posted by Omega_Blue *vomits* |
you're gonna eat it you smelly bitch!
come through frontin, imma scratch the itch
my twitchy trigga finga
laid upon my head ringa
you dont get 6 feet under, you get the ditch.
I would have written a clever limerick about Greg's AID's riddled vagina causing him to whine more and more every day, but I decided it wasn't worth my time.
At least we can hope the disease will kill him off soon. 
There was once a man named Vick
who played a terrible trick
he hung some dogs
and drowned them in bogs
and now he'll enjoy the dick.
On iPhone while taking a dump
I typed this poem for bump
my ears orgasming from trance
man, typing on iPhone sucks ass
I guess i'll just light up a blunt
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