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| Originally posted by idoru No, no it doesn't. Please refer to my earlier post.  |
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| Originally posted by cmay119 Staples isn't a story. It's REAL! |
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| Originally posted by jupiterone Holy shit... is pretty much what somes this thread up. I was just getting home from staples (electronic store) and i was waiting in line to pay for some cd-r's, this woman infront of me asks where the restroom is, the associate says they dont allow bathrooms to customers. im like wtf?! that is just wrong! So low and behold i see her giving this weird face like shes holding it in  so like 30 seconds later the woman SHITS diahrea EVERYWHERE. its like a huge 16x16 inch puddle of pure brown and yellow chunky wet SHIT. it was the grossest thing EVER. IT JUST SEPT THROUGH HER SKIRT AND JUST...came down like f'ing niagra falls. |
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| Originally posted by jupiterone basically how much shit there was...1 inch high prob too |
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| Originally posted by idoru Ooooooooh, it's a story alright. A true CORe legend.http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=297587 |
) Staples is triumphant!
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| Originally posted by cmay119 I'm pretty sure this girl trumps all your stories (NSFW): Damn, I feel bad for this girl. |
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| Originally posted by Zewad |
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| Originally posted by idoru Ooooooooh, it's a story alright. A true CORe legend.http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=297587 |
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| Originally posted by cmay119 I'm pretty sure this girl trumps all your stories (NSFW): Damn, I feel bad for this girl. |
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| Originally posted by nchs09 iv actually seen that before. where is it from though? i would love to know the story behind it. |
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| Originally posted by bas Supposedly from a music video. It is, however, fake. Nip/Tuck also used it in one of their episodes as a gag when Sean's girlfriend crapped in the hot tub. |
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| Originally posted by Spacey Orange ...by the fourth and fifth day though, he was reciting the lord's prayer. |
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
jajajaj bcf
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| Originally posted by Djsketchbag UHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! |
ahahah this thread deserves a bump! or would it be a dump?
Ok, here's my shit story... My squad had been on patrol for roughly 4 hours when all of the sudden, I had that "OMG IMMA SHIT MYSELF" sensation... a bad thing when you are in a humvee standing up in the turret in a combat zone. So, I waited till we went down an alley, grabbed the empty MRE bag from the meal I had eaten a short while earlier, and shit into it. As if that wasn't bad enough, it was a particularly foul brand of green diarrhea... so, I used some baby wipes to clean up, and threw the bag out of my turret... only to have it hit the hood of the humvee behind me, resulting in it bursting open and spraying my green liqui-poo contents all over the windshield of the truck behind me. Bad day, I had to clean it up later.
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| Originally posted by SteelWolf Ok, here's my shit story... My squad had been on patrol for roughly 4 hours when all of the sudden, I had that "OMG IMMA SHIT MYSELF" sensation... a bad thing when you are in a humvee standing up in the turret in a combat zone. So, I waited till we went down an alley, grabbed the empty MRE bag from the meal I had eaten a short while earlier, and shit into it. As if that wasn't bad enough, it was a particularly foul brand of green diarrhea... so, I used some baby wipes to clean up, and threw the bag out of my turret... only to have it hit the hood of the humvee behind me, resulting in it bursting open and spraying my green liqui-poo contents all over the windshield of the truck behind me. Bad day, I had to clean it up later. |
Funny coincidence;
It was about 4am and I was taking a nice long jog (about 2 hours long that is). As you've guessed at this hour nothing is open, so after holding it in for 45 minutes, I find this little gas station with a bathroom for me to destroy. As it happends, their toilet wouldn't flush, and I left the poor night guy this massive steaming present for him to appreciate as he had to enter after me to fix the toilet. It turns out that two days later his work shift became free and I found myself my very first job! 
*points at jennypie*
new code name: the deuce
stuck on the ambassador bridge going to detroit lol never happened to me but one of my co workers her husband had to go pee and was stuck for 3 hours... so he ended up going in his hard hat
every shit when i'm not at home is pretty risky. all hail the strong medication of today. otherwise, i'd bee home-bound, and shitting all over the place. you'd feel it through your monitor.
I always hated taking a shit at hockey practice. Skating lines fucking sucks when you gotta go. Not to mention the crappers were all pretty shitty (pun intended), and getting all that damn equipment off was always harder when you really gotta go.
Not involving me having a shit however...
In the summer, I was an usher at one of my mates wedding. A big grand party plush surroundings it cost my friend a lot, it's a nice day bar the rain. I started off drinking from the early hours right through the day and to polish it all off I had a gram of Columbia's finest.
It ended up really bad.... Our taxi arrived but we were missing two people, I went to find them. Taking a shortcut through a nearby building site I slip outside a portolio. Not finding the missing couple I get back into the cab and the foul stench of shite starts lingering around the taxi. The worse deal is the taxi driver must easily be 6'5 odd tall and looks like some skinhead nutter who belongs in the Aryan Brotherhood.
The people with the misfortune of sharing the cab with me were nearly throwing up outside the window. Luckily the cab stops off near my house, the taxi driver shouts at the top of his lungs 'Who's fucking shit in my taxi!' As my friends try to calm him down, I bail out and do a Carl Lewis up the road, the driver follows but I'm too quick.
When I was 11 years old I attended my first "all night skate" at the local Rollerking. I couldn't stake and I was to nervous to go into the bathroom with my skates on so I tried to hold in a shit for hours. Being the ugly kid I am I couldn't get anyone to couple skate with me so I sat down next to the bathroom when everyone else was out couple skating to take my skates off only to be pushed from behind from a bunch of girls calling me a loser, thus causing me to shit myself. Mom wasn't picking me up unitl the morning so I ended up having to hang out all night by myself with smelly shit stained pants.
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