she is wiping her ass, shes just using the seat edge to do it. Probably scratching her hemorrhoids at the same time.
Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-11-2008 17:14:
nah dude, she's definitely doing it on purpose to push buttons..
you cant be that much of a fucking pig, and not notice you're
leaving more than dingleberries on the seat
Posted by leph555 on Jan-11-2008 17:19:
Posted by Project-K on Jan-11-2008 17:39:
quote:
Originally posted by verndogs
You should just post her contact info on this thread
And in that bathroom stall.
"Call ____ for a good time"
Posted by noikeee on Jan-11-2008 19:44:
quote:
Originally posted by Project-K
And in that bathroom stall.
"Call ____ for a good time"
Haha, DO IT.
Posted by d-miurge on Jan-11-2008 19:53:
quote:
Originally posted by UmmiE
this might help.......
Once back in highschool some classmate hit her gf at a party. He finished at the hospital.
Posted by Turbonium on Jan-11-2008 22:47:
quote:
Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
nah dude, she's definitely doing it on purpose to push buttons..
you cant be that much of a fucking pig, and not notice you're
leaving more than dingleberries on the seat
She clearly needs a life. Honestly, why the fuck would she want to push buttons?
My roomies are weird.
Posted by Swamper on Jan-11-2008 23:02:
Uhhh, how about cleaning the toilet? Whose job is that?
I'd rank it as more important than posting in the c0r (marginally)
Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jan-11-2008 23:08:
quote:
Originally posted by Swamper
Living arrangements without clearly-assigned responsibilities seem to degenerate quickly, in my experience.
Posted by Mebot on Jan-11-2008 23:26:
girls poo?
Posted by leph555 on Jan-11-2008 23:27:
find that bitches e-mail and send a link to this thread
if that suggestion was posted before...
/wrists
Posted by Lira on Jan-11-2008 23:32:
quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
girls poo?
We all know girls don't unbrick. That's perjury!
Posted by Turbonium on Jan-12-2008 00:07:
quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Living arrangements without clearly-assigned responsibilities seem to degenerate quickly, in my experience.
And even with clearly-assigned responsibilities as was originally the case in this house, if the majority of people involved are less mature than an 8 year old, it will still degenerate.
I'm not exaggerating when I say that all my roommates are hypocritical, largely immoral idiots with an IQ no greater than 100, who have somehow managed to conclude that I am at fault while they themselves are faultless. When you consider that they are all friends outside of the living arrangements, and that people who are alike tend to form groups, you can see how my argument makes sense. Idiots stick together, while those with some wisdom and level-headedness tend to suffer (that would be me).
Honestly, I could make 10+ threads easily out of all the immature crap I've had to deal with. This would be just one of those threads. And I hate to tell you guys about my petty problems, because we all have problems. But sometimes, I need to vent to prevent myself from going insane.
Just 4 more months and I can leave this dump, and I'm gonna love to give them a real piece of my mind on the last day. Tools.
Posted by Spacey Orange on Jan-12-2008 00:10:
quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
girls poo?
you haven't seen 2girls1cup have you?
Posted by Project-K on Jan-12-2008 00:31:
quote:
Originally posted by Turbonium
idiots with an IQ no greater than 100
You've been taking too many internet tests. 100 is the average IQ. Posted by Turbonium on Jan-12-2008 00:40:
quote:
Originally posted by Project-K
You've been taking too many internet tests. 100 is the average IQ.
I know.
Saying they each have a max IQ of 100 is an insult.
Posted by Ian on Jan-12-2008 01:01:
quote:
Originally posted by Turbonium
Idiots stick together
And that is why you are also an idiot. You probably have them on other forums moaning about you Posted by Turbonium on Jan-12-2008 01:59:
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
And that is why you are also an idiot. You probably have them on other forums moaning about you
I doubt they know what a Web forum is.
And even if they did, I'm not the one smearing shit on the lid to "push buttons", or not fulfilling my pre-agreed responsibilities, now am I? So I really don't know what they'd have to say that's legitimately against me, except for "This guy clearly doesn't like us, but still tries to get along... wtf? Our shit smearing tactics and childish behaviour isn't working, what should we do next? We really want to piss him off for no reason at all."
Posted by Project-K on Jan-12-2008 02:07:
quote:
Originally posted by Turbonium
I know.
Saying they each have a max IQ of 100 is an insult.
Well then you gotta start working on some more insulting insults. Cause this one really sucks. Posted by Turbonium on Jan-12-2008 02:11:
quote:
Originally posted by Project-K
Well then you gotta start working on some more insulting insults. Cause this one really sucks.
Heh, I guess you're right. It's just that I consider your average citizen to be rather dim, intellectually speaking. They lack any sort of critical or abstract thinking skills, to the point where they can't follow the simplest debate without getting confused or totally losing grasp of just what the hell is going on.
Posted by tubularbills on Jan-12-2008 03:29:
quote:
Originally posted by Turbonium
carpenter jeans.
tools.
lol, i see what you did there
incidentally, my roommate/housemate is gone. and i couldn't be happier!
Posted by smokeape on Jan-12-2008 04:16:
Re: my roommate can't wipe the **** off her own ass
quote:
Originally posted by Turbonium
One of my female roommates apparently never learned how to wipe the shit off her own ass. Not only that, but she manages to consistently get her shit on the front lip of the seat, both above and under. And she also thinks flushing twice is too much of a chore.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just smack her ass like a dog and shove her face in it while yelling "No!" to potty train her.
Don't know what the big prob is...
[[[smoke]]]
Posted by Lira on Jan-12-2008 04:37:
quote:
Originally posted by Spacey Orange
you haven't seen 2girls1cup have you?
That's fake!
Posted by Turbonium on Jan-18-2008 03:05:
haha, I think I've narrowed it down to the c**t sitting so near the front of the seat that she always leaves her filth on the front lip and directly underneath it inside the pot. Either that or her anus has a weird jettison trajectory, or her ass just regularly explodes in a strange fashion.
This whole situation is just "lol". You'd think people our age would be potty trained.
