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What the hell is AIDS-lite? HIV, HPV or herpes?

There's always getting hit by a bus or cirrhosis from all the drinking.

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Originally posted by shapes It's Ebola

luckily for him, most strains viral hemmorragic fevers liek Ebola can only develope in certain environments. And he has no fever. And he isn't bleeding from every oriface in his body.

Ok so normal chest Xray thats good... so as stated, taht will rule out TB and pneumonia.

Unprotected sex on last weekend? Its possible, but many STDs take a while to symptomise, but still get a ull workup just in case.

Cut back on smoking and drinking for a while, at least till you're all better. All those added chemicals will just fuck your bodys metbolism and immunse system and from the sound of it, your body needs all the help it can get.

Sore throat that you attribute to coughing.. does it hurt to swallow? Does it feel like razorblades in your throat?

At least your cough is productive. As nasty as coughing up all that poo is, you are clearing it out of your lungs, which is a good thing. Now the chest X-ray ruled out TB and pneumonia, but taht doesn't mean you don't have bronchitis which can ecome pneumonia if you don't take it teh fuck easy lol.

No fever? Wow thats weird... yeah its not ebola hahaha! You'd probably be dead now from that unless you were in the percentage that does not die. I kid, ebola couldn't survive in canada.

Ok red puffy eyes but not too bad... you've had "pink eye" right? Thast what I'm getting at, is it liek "AHHH MY EYES ARE ON FIRE" or is it like "Son of a bitch this eye poo is annoying!!!" Otherwise I'm inclined to agree with Bucke's conclusion - a reaction to the infection... but no swollen lympth nodes? Very werid...

No muscle spasms, how about muscle aches or pains?

Its startign to sound like either the flu, or is bronchitis or a combination of the two. Its not Avian flu (bird flu), you would be dead by now. Take comfort in that alright

Alrigth take care man!

And bucke - nursing student eh? I'm getting my LPN when I get home than I'm off to the army's PA program, best of luck to you!

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Originally posted by SteelWolf luckily for him, most strains viral hemmorragic fevers liek Ebola can only develope in certain environments. And he has no fever. And he isn't bleeding from every oriface in his body. Ok so normal chest Xray thats good... Unprotected sex on last weekend? Its possible, but many STDs take a while to symptomise, but still get a ull workup just in case.

Wrong.

Definitely Ebola. Common symptoms.

Taken from Wikipedia

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Ebola hemorrhagic fever is potentially lethal and encompasses a range of symptoms including loss of appetite, lack of fever, runny nose, hacking cough, feeling tired all the time, and crusty shut eyes in the morning.

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Originally posted by shapes Taken from Wikipedia

LOL!!

We're both wrong its Crimean-Congo hemorrhagic fever. 2 days left to live.

No seriously tho, the virus is very weak and can only survive in specific environemnts, which is why ebola breaks out in Africa, and Bolivian and Argentenian hemmoragic fever breask out in south america.

"Weird is good. There are a thousand reasons for common, only a few for bizzare."

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Originally posted by shapes Taken from Wikipedia quote: Ebola hemorrhagic fever is potentially lethal and encompasses a range of symptoms including loss of appetite, lack of fever, runny nose, hacking cough, feeling tired all the time, and crusty shut eyes in the morning.

Well, then:

I agree with your doctor.

It sounds like the flu to me. You have all the classic symptoms except for the lack of fever, although this isn't unheard of. The fact that it's been 10 days and progressively getting worse could be due to the fact that your body temperature hasn't risen and therefore your immune system is lagging. The flu is viral so you just need to wait it out....I'm sure you'll start feeling better within the next week.

Its just flu dipshit.

You dont recover from flu in a week. If you've said you have.. thats a common cold.

I love how you are asking the cor to diagnose you rather than trusting the opinion of a trained medical professional

That said, sounds like aids to me

survey says your gonna die....



from penile necrotizing fasciitis

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Originally posted by SteelWolf And bucke - nursing student eh? I'm getting my LPN when I get home than I'm off to the army's PA program, best of luck to you!

thanks man! is LPN the same as LVN?

The real doctor didn't really tell me anything about possible preventative actions, so in this situation 100 CORDoctors definitely win. Plus, cast your nets wide enough, and you get 4 pages of aids and penile necrotits and 2 pages of actual attempts at a diagnosis.

Oh, and now the cough is starting to hurt, pretty bad. The rapid-fire frequency increased as well; like, cough 14 times in a row

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Originally posted by bucke thanks man! is LPN the same as LVN?

Hmmm not sure, LPN is licensed practical nurse, LVN is licensed vocational nurse, but never heard of LVN. Keep in mind I am using a military education system so the terminology may not be the same as a civillian college. I did get my EMT-P thru college tho, but LPNand combat medic thr army as well as PA, partnering with the University of Maryland. Soetimes the army is just silly.

your runny nose might be causing the coughing as its dripping down the back of your throat. take 2 advil sinus and use nasal spray (one that lasts 12 hours) 30 minutes before you go to sleep, and again in the morning.
its likely that stress might have brought this type of illness. i had that lots of times at this time of the year (exams, etc...), once i had it for 3 weeks straight.

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Originally posted by jennypie Weird.

jenny, my loins burn hotter for you than the fires of mordor.

Blood samples for aids and pneumonia got submitted today. Now I wait with baited breath.

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Originally posted by Ryan1524 What the hell is AIDS-lite?

It's what everyone who comes to the COR gets when they make posts whining about how sick they are and don't know what's wrong.

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Originally posted by shapes jenny, my loins burn hotter for you than the fires of mordor.

give it up ken, she probably remembers when you were on your original sn. it's like the kid you used to babysit growing up, it's painful to see.

Family guy to the rescue...

http://thatvideosite.com/video/462

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Originally posted by Ian give it up ken, she probably remembers when you were on your original sn. it's like the kid you used to babysit growing up, it's painful to see.

Who the hell are you?

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Originally posted by shapes Who the hell are you?

someone who was around way before u and remembers your first what, ten appearances? plus your profile does give it away. i mean...

AOL Instant Messenger Handle: allenk0700

it's pretty easy to go alt. spotting when you give it away easier than a 15 year old geordie lass

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Originally posted by shapes It's Ebola

OK this kinda creeped me out a little bit -- considering this post was 2008, but it felt like the world had that whole crazy ebola scare this year

Is he dead? Was it lupus? We need answers!

Dude, sounds like a bad case of Islam .

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