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Originally posted by bananas Of course I stand up, wtf, it's easier and faster that way

I also wet the toilet paper down slightly on most occasions as it cleans muchos better. Maybe that's just odd etiquette, but you can't do that if you sit down unless you dabble it in poo water.

Sitting, 100%

BUT, on a side note:

Baby wipes!

Used to make fun of the roomies, but I can't go without them anymore. Multiple poops in a day = burning bum. Baby wipes? Not a problem.

Cuts down on toilet paper (you still want to use some for the initial wipe and to dry yourself off from the baby wipe), and smells nice. All around just a good way to do things.

Also note: only one wipe per flush. Those are the rules.

Also, I mean baby wipe per flush, not you know.....the necessary wipes.



"Fucking the world one wipe at a time."

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN makes us feel really behind the times. i cant believe australians havent adopted a device that sprays water all over the place when you dont want it to.

Not every single automatic toilet does that, this one particular just happens to be high powered and overly sensitive to movement

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Originally posted by RainOnLens Sitting, 100% BUT, on a side note: Baby wipes! Used to make fun of the roomies, but I can't go without them anymore. Multiple poops in a day = burning bum. Baby wipes? Not a problem. Cuts down on toilet paper (you still want to use some for the initial wipe and to dry yourself off from the baby wipe), and smells nice. All around just a good way to do things. Also note: only one wipe per flush. Those are the rules.

you don't need baby wipes if you dampen the toilet paper itself. It may not smell as scented, but then again, I don't want mah birthin' hole to smell like a swiffer wetjet.

Hahahaha! This is true, and I would stand behind the damp toilet paper....but

I just naturally feel the need to spend stupid amounts of money on chemical smelling wipes. If I'm going to pamper anything, it might as well be my ass.

What do you dampen the paper with?

Vodka.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo I also wet the toilet paper down slightly on most occasions as it cleans muchos better. Maybe that's just odd etiquette, but you can't do that if you sit down unless you dabble it in poo water.

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Originally Posted by RainOnLens Baby wipes! Used to make fun of the roomies, but I can't go without them anymore. Multiple poops in a day = burning bum. Baby wipes? Not a problem. Cuts down on toilet paper (you still want to use some for the initial wipe and to dry yourself off from the baby wipe), and smells nice. All around just a good way to do things.

How do you accomplish this in a public facility? Do you carry around your own package of baby wipes? Do you waddle to the sink to moisten the 1 ply toilet paper rampant in public restrooms (which I despise with a passion)?

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Originally posted by bas Not every single automatic toilet does that, this one particular just happens to be high powered and overly sensitive to movement

I have the same problem at work. Now, I tear off a few squares, punch a small hole and place the paper over the sensor, hooking the hole over the flush button. Wipe in peace, my man!

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS I have the same problem at work. Now, I tear off a few squares, punch a small hole and place the paper over the sensor, hooking the hole over the flush button. Wipe in peace, my man!

thats way too much work especially when after that spicy mexican food comes back with revenge.

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Originally posted by BoReD365247 thats way too much work especially when after that spicy mexican food comes back with revenge.

Worth it to avoid 'ring of fire splashback', imo.

You're ten seconds away from woryy-free pooping!

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Originally posted by BoReD365247 How do you accomplish this in a public facility? Do you carry around your own package of baby wipes? Do you waddle to the sink to moisten the 1 ply toilet paper rampant in public restrooms (which I despise with a passion)?

I have never had any worries about pooping in public, and this was one of my major concerns in switching over to the wipes (I'd been warned I would never go back!)

There's no easy way about it, I just don't carry them with me. If I have to poop at work or in public, I suffer through it and complain, a lot.

That being said, I was at the grocery store the other day and saw 'adult' baby wipes being sold by....Kleenex? (One of those companies.) Small, pocket sized packages. Most likely smell much better than baby wipes (though the smell is no longer attached to babies in my head. Just my own ass).

So....it's suffering for now. Have yet to try the 'adult' option.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN yeah, coz this: makes us feel really behind the times. i cant believe australians havent adopted a device that sprays water all over the place when you dont want it to. actually yeah we have, its called the hose. hey sushi, let's import some annoying toilet hoses that randomly spray water all over your arse.

lold hard.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN when things have just gotten out of hand i have on the very rare occasion done it standing up. but only due to extenuating circumstances

hahahah how do things "get out of hand" on the toilet exactly? this made me lol

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Originally posted by Slylee hahahah how do things "get out of hand" on the toilet exactly? this made me lol

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles I don't see why you would stand up, unless you had some kind of explosive shit that left crap running down your legs and stuff.

You know, if you eat right, you'll have a royal poo each and every time...which means minimal mess/less wiping.

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Originally posted by BoReD365247 How do you accomplish this in a public facility? Do you carry around your own package of baby wipes? Do you waddle to the sink to moisten the 1 ply toilet paper rampant in public restrooms (which I despise with a passion)?

Go without, and feel slightly murky.

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Originally posted by bas What do you dampen the paper with?

semen.

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Originally posted by Cloudburst I stand up. Girls sit down and wipe. Men don't.

Quoted for truth.

Talking about pooping me and my friends are running a joke that girls don't poop. It's just too hard to visualize that. It's like an oxymoron. They're too... too something

Too girly?

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Originally posted by bas Too girly?

That and somethin else

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Originally posted by l�cid this doesn't make any sense. if you stand up to wipe, are you bending over? i mean the act of standing up puts your butt cheeks in a closer/tighter position than they would be if you were sitting down. doesn't this counteract the process of wiping? wouldn't you just be squeezing the poo scraps between your cheeks? you guys are fucking weird.

My eyes are watering. But yes, my exact sentiments. All you standers to wipe must smell faintly like shit. And then get the brown all over your hands, too.

Damn, Texas needs bidets.

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