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Originally posted by jennypie That depends: how much do I have to pay you to do it?

You can pay me in beer.


How bout this, we'll shove a bunch of air in your pussy first, (you have a speculum?) and make a hole at the bottom of the can, shove it in real quick and then I'll pop the top and shotgun it right out of your snatch.

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Originally posted by Slylee no chach. ur x'd off the map. and u know what kind of pizza im getting? the kind that you're not gonna eat.

Time for you to get a watch!





Oh wait...

omg why do people always wanna stop by my apt with coke?

"yo dude, i need so and so's number"

i give it to him.

2 min. later


"yo dude, can i stop by your house i need to use the internet and mine is down. i lost all my contacts in my phone and i need to access my email"

Did you know that the male dolphine can have sex outside of the water for up to an hour?

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Originally posted by Clovis How bout this, we'll shove a bunch of air in your pussy first, (you have a speculum?) and make a hole at the bottom of the can, shove it in real quick and then I'll pop the top and shotgun it right out of your snatch.

Oh man, I remember when I used to do that to girls. Made second grade so much fun.

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Originally posted by Slylee omg why do people always wanna stop by my apt with coke? "yo dude, i need so and so's number" i give it to him. 2 min. later "yo dude, can i stop by your house i need to use the internet and mine is down. i lost all my contacts in my phone and i need to access my email"

So what you're saying is, you're gonna blast some Farley's and then fuck everyone to death??!!


ARE YOU FROM SPACE?????

lol no way i already committed to breakfast & beach plans tomorrow with momma dukes. there's no way i'm doing blow right now.

Holy shit, I'm sorry about that. I'm pretty sure I saw that in a non-pornographic movie once.

Just one line...just one line

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Originally posted by Slylee no chach. ur x'd off the map. and u know what kind of pizza im getting? the kind that you're not gonna eat.

There was a map!? With buried treasure?

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Originally posted by Slylee lol no way i already committed to breakfast & beach plans tomorrow with momma dukes. there's no way i'm doing blow right now.

You're still gonna fuck everyone to death though, right? RIGHT?!

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Originally posted by Renzo Just one line...just one line

lol fuck u. that would be a complete waste of pizza that hasn't gotten here yet.

and as much as i enjoy coke...

food > coke.

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Originally posted by RJT

Haha, those bitches are dancing to my music.


edit: We Used To Dance - Dubtribe Sound System, off Farina's Imperial Dub vol.1.

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Originally posted by jennypie Haha, those bitches are dancing to my music.

Those bitches will leave shit stains on your dildo and you'll fucking like it.

Tramp.

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Originally posted by Slylee lol no way i already committed to breakfast & beach plans tomorrow with momma dukes. there's no way i'm doing blow right now.

Wuss.

Do fuckloads, pass out an hour before yer mom comes, and then wake up when she's knocking on your door, throw the straw in the trash, slap on some lipstick, grab a cup of coffee and badabing.

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Originally posted by jennypie You're still gonna fuck everyone to death though, right? RIGHT?!

what do u mean everyone? it's just one friend showing up. and no, i would never fuck him lol


i used to work with him and he knows about this website and makes fun of me all the time. hahaha

he would sit at his desk and watch porn all day and i would sit at mine and do TA. it was great.

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Originally posted by Slylee what do u mean everyone? it's just one friend showing up. and no, i would never fuck him lol i used to work with him and he knows about this website and makes fun of me all the time. hahaha he would sit at his desk and watch porn all day and i would sit at mine and do TA. it was great.

Jesus Christ. Gayyyyyyyyyyy bro.

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Originally posted by Clovis Wuss. Do fuckloads, pass out an hour before yer mom comes, and then wake up when she's knocking on your door, throw the straw in the trash, slap on some lipstick, grab a cup of coffee and badabing.

too bad my sexy emt date is working tomorrow. i could totally call him up for an IV drip before i hit the beach. problem solved!

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Originally posted by Renzo Just one line...just one line

Find me on the terrace tomorrow


P.s.
Clovis I expect you there with or without bas hidden in your anus.

Someone should choke a bitch.

Me first! I wanna do the choking though.

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Originally posted by Slylee too bad my sexy emt date is working tomorrow. i could totally call him up for an IV drip before i hit the beach. problem solved!

waaah waaah waah sexy emt wah wah waaah

someone should deliver my damn pizza.

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Originally posted by chach Find me on the terrace tomorrow P.s. Clovis I expect you there with or without bas hidden in your anus.

I am never, ever, going to Space. In any city or country.

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