Sexist Joke Thread - TranceAddict Forums

TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Chill Out Room
-- Sexist Joke Thread
Pages (3): « 1 2 [3]

Posted by aNYthing on Jun-25-2008 03:36:

Q: What do you call a woman with parkinsons and a yeast infection?
A: Shake-n-Bake

Q: Why do women's nipples have bumps?
A: It's a writing in braille that says "lick here"

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: Because they think we care

Posted by aNYthing on Jun-25-2008 03:40:

warning *bad one*

Q: Why did the Royal Family want to squash the Princes Di crash investigation?

A: They knew who was driving the car

----

Q: What do you call two blondes in a jeep?
A: Dual airbags

Posted by RandomGirl on Jun-25-2008 03:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

2. Ania to change it and Theresa to talk to us about how opressed they are.

LOL!!

You have been waiting for an opportunity to post that, haven't you

Posted by Ian on Jun-25-2008 09:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
LOL!!

You have been waiting for an opportunity to post that, haven't you

actually no. It was just a spur of the minute thing, and I didn't think anyone would actually find it funny. I'm pretty impressed

Posted by david.michael on Jun-25-2008 12:37:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
Q: What do you call a woman with parkinsons and a yeast infection?
A: Shake-n-Bake

Ugh, finally, one I haven't heard a million times before. Well done.

Posted by aquila on Jun-25-2008 12:44:

Why was the shopping trolley invented?

To teach women to stand on their hind legs.

Posted by aNYthing on Jun-26-2008 02:05:

Q: What does WIFE mean?

A: It's a job description: Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

Posted by eRRaTiK on Jun-26-2008 06:00:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
son asks dad: "dad, what does a woman's vagina look like?"
dad: "son, before sex, it looks like a stunningly beautiful rose with morning dew on it."

son: "what about after sex?"

dad: "son, have you seen a bulldog that just ate a jar of mayonaise?"

fkn lOL!

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Whats the difference between your wife and your dog?
Walking the dog is relaxing.

Posted by Azz3D on Jun-26-2008 10:27:

God creates a man and tells him "I'm happy with my work. Real beautiful specimen. You may live"

God creates a woman and tells her ".. and you... you will have to put make up on..."

Posted by hooknife on Jun-26-2008 12:11:

This should sum it up.

Man's Life Before and After Marriage

Posted by djdimensions on Jun-27-2008 02:59:

What do women and tornadoes have in common?

When theyre gone so it your house

Pages (3): « 1 2 [3]