how to tell my ex-girlfriend to fack off nicely?

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Posted by Zoso on Jun-25-2008 13:15:

Obviously you've got to keep banging her. Invite her over a few times, fuck her proper, then make up an excuse every time about why she has to leave immediately. Soon enough she'll get the idea that you're a disgusting pig and leave you alone. Amirite?

Posted by ZeJayMan on Jun-25-2008 13:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Zoso
Obviously you've got to keep banging her. Invite her over a few times, fuck her proper, then make up an excuse every time about why she has to leave immediately. Soon enough she'll get the idea that you're a disgusting pig and leave you alone. Amirite?

quoted for accuracy.

Posted by Dr. DAS on Jun-25-2008 13:53:

Did she buy you a gun rack?

Posted by Sh!fty on Jun-25-2008 14:34:

just get a new girlfriend (one who is hot and looks nothing like her)? she'll fuck off

Posted by UWM on Jun-25-2008 14:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. DAS
Did she buy you a gun rack?

I don't own ahh gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

What am I going to do ... with a gun rack?

Posted by Meat187 on Jun-25-2008 14:47:

"Fuck off,

please."

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-25-2008 14:55:

do what I did with my ex.... meet up with her... bang the shit out of her (anal works best, cum in her eye to really top it off). Afterward she'll ask something to the effect of "I guess this means we're back together?" To which you replay (as I did), "No, I figured we'd just fuck. I know you love me but the truth is, I deserve better."

Posted by Slylee on Jun-25-2008 15:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
do what I did with my ex.... meet up with her... bang the shit out of her (anal works best, cum in her eye to really top it off). Afterward she'll ask something to the effect of "I guess this means we're back together?" To which you replay (as I did), "No, I figured we'd just fuck. I know you love me but the truth is, I deserve better."

lolol

"i know this must be hard. i would be upset if i were breaking up with me too. but the important thing is.... *push her gently out of bed*

Posted by david.michael on Jun-25-2008 15:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
"i know this must be hard. i would be upset if i were breaking up with me too. but the important thing is.... *push her gently out of bed*

Posted by Lira on Jun-25-2008 15:14:

Re: Re: how to tell my ex-girlfriend to fack off nicely?

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
"Look here woman, unless you're bringing cake I've told you this relationship is over! So the choice is yours, cake or leave"

Posted by Slylee on Jun-25-2008 15:18:

haha

it should say "pie" though. not cake. cake is gay for a guy to want.

Posted by david.michael on Jun-25-2008 15:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
haha

it should say "pie" though. not cake. cake is gay for a guy to want.

THERE IS NOTHING GAY ABOUT DELICIOUS CAKE.

Posted by Zoso on Jun-25-2008 15:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
haha

it should say "pie" though. not cake. cake is gay for a guy to want.

Let me tell you something. My paternal grandmother makes a mean Sock It To Me cake and a mean lemon cake. I want these cakes. I am far from gay. So far as you know.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-25-2008 15:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
haha

it should say "pie" though. not cake. cake is gay for a guy to want.

Pie's better then cake; however, if asserting his heterosexuality is a concern then he should be asking for red meat.

"look here woman, unless you're bringing steak I told you the relationship is over... so, the choice is yours, steak or fuck off."

Posted by Slylee on Jun-25-2008 15:26:

"unless you're coming over to cook me a steak, give me a blow job and a foot massage and then iron my clothes for the week, it's over"

Posted by XaNaX on Jun-25-2008 15:37:

When she calls have a woman answer your phone

Posted by Fl@k Monkey on Jun-25-2008 15:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
"unless you're coming over to cook me a steak, give me a blow job and a foot massage and then iron my clothes for the week, it's over"

/Endthread

haha Gun rack.. I love that movie.

Posted by sweds00 on Jun-25-2008 15:52:

Call her from outside her house, tell her to got to the window because you have a suprise for her. When she gets to the window, drop trow, and take a nice triple coiler on her lawn. Then turn around and point at her, and then at the poo poo and give her the ol wink and then the look of disgust. I dont think she will call again.

Posted by chimera66 on Jun-25-2008 19:25:

send her this link

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...16&pagenumber=1

Posted by kr00t0n on Jun-25-2008 19:28:

This one?

Posted by Rose on Jun-25-2008 19:43:

Don't tell her to fuck off nicely. Fuck her and leave her.

and fuck her hot best friend too.

Posted by DCgirly on Jun-25-2008 21:21:

Just tell her to stop. Ignoring her can make her go even more nuts.

Posted by R.j. on Jun-26-2008 00:10:

i sent her this thread.

i totally forgot about mentioning her friend, so she's kind of pissed

Posted by R.j. on Jun-26-2008 00:11:

quote:
Originally posted by kr00t0n
This one?

that's sooo old.

Posted by idoru on Jun-26-2008 00:25:

Ignore her or tell her to fuck off. I work with mine (same building, different departments, only see each other once a week or so), and for a while I just said, "Okay... uh-huh... yeah... no... okay..." when she'd try to talk to me. After a while she came up and asked why I was being "cold" to her and I just told her, "If I told you why I don't think I should give you the time of day, then it would make you cry and would cause working together to be a problem for the both of us, so I won't."

She took the hint, she figured out that I knew what she thought she'd kept hidden, and now she leaves me alone.

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