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so everyone's saying "yeah i bought it for so and so" but does it actually work or what? that infomercial is impressive!
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| Originally posted by Rose He's back! |
Re: shamwow
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| Originally posted by LoveHate sometimes i just laugh..looks like hes just doing it to provide for his smack habit. |
yeah i bought them before xmas, they are pretty intense.
They also make great hats when you are drunk.
How can you describe a towel as intense?...
Search for shamwow reviews. They're horrible!
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| Originally posted by Sunsnail How can you describe a towel as intense?... |
cant get inside it
its useless
throw it away
So I was thinking about the Shamwow claims...
They say it can hold up to 21 times its weight in water...yet its machine washable. Wouldn't it just soak up most of the water in the machine and your clothes wouldn't probably soak?
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| Originally posted by Banora So I was thinking about the Shamwow claims... They say it can hold up to 21 times its weight in water...yet its machine washable. Wouldn't it just soak up most of the water in the machine and your clothes wouldn't probably soak? |
hahahahhahaahh just saw this while watching the news on cnn en espanol.
EL SHAMWOW (spanish version) :P
horrible.
Has anyone seen this shamwow setup at a local mall?
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| Originally posted by nchs09 hahahahhahaahh just saw this while watching the news on cnn en espanol. EL SHAMWOW (spanish version) :P horrible. |
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| Originally posted by wotyzoid |
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| Originally posted by kadomony HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK. IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS. SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529 THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE CALL NAO! |
Did anyone get to watch Conan late night show last night?(jan 20th) For some odd reason in one of his sketches near the beginning of the show he promoted the shamwow as a book. This is all I could remember if anyone else noticed it. 
still not as annoying as HeadOn.
YES! We have the set ups in a mall here.
SHAMWOW apply directly to the mess.lol
Shamwow spam.
Looked him up on wiki
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Vince Offer is a writer, director, and comedian. Vince is also a spokesman for ShamWow! absorbent towels and the SlapChop food chopper. In 1999 Offer released the Underground Comedy Movie to scathing reviews. Lawrence Van Gelder of the New York Times described the movie as "a series of sketches built around subjects like masturbation, defecation, alienation, urination, necrophilia, voyeurism, casual brutality and mockery of the unfortunate." He added that Offer "makes the common mistake of equating the recognition of comic potential for comedy itself. For the successful, talent bridges the gap, but here it is absent."[1] DVDs of the film were marketed via television infomercial. The film also generated several lawsuits. Offer filed a copyright-infringement suit against Peter and Bobby Farrelly and Twentieth Century Fox, claiming that 14 scenes in There's Something About Mary were taken from his own film. The Farrelly brothers responded, "We've never heard of him, we've never heard of his movie, and it's all a bunch of baloney."[2] In addition, Offer sued Anna Nicole Smith for breach of contract, alleging that Smith had agreed to appear in Underground Comedy Movie but backed out, claiming it would hurt her career.[3] In 2004, Offer, an ex-Scientologist, sued the Church of Scientology, alleging it had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to "write false and malicious reports against him." Offer claimed that the church's action against him caused him to lose a successful business, as many of his employees were Scientologists who quit upon learning of the church's actions. His attorney was Ford Greene.[4] |
guys, NEVER SlapChop a ShamWow.
i tried it last night, and let's just say i saw some serious shit.
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| Originally posted by kadomony guys, NEVER SlapChop a ShamWow. i tried it last night, and let's just say i saw some serious shit. |
Someone once asked me what would happen if you put a wet ShamWow on top of a dry ShamWow...
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| Originally posted by Leif Someone once asked me what would happen if you put a wet ShamWow on top of a dry ShamWow... |
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