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Posted by XaNaX on Jul-23-2008 17:54:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
I tried that, but the shower walls get slippery. We were slowly sliding down the whole time, then I pulled a hammy

Yeah any attempt in the shower is just asking for an injury unless its a big ass shower with a built in seat or something.

Posted by UmmiE on Jul-23-2008 17:55:

quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel

So since you work at the store, what are the details?

lol yeah.

Im at the Corp head office not the store

Posted by Ania_xox on Jul-23-2008 18:00:

quote:
Originally posted by d-miurge
Spa then shower, et vice versa ad libitum.

/thread

(I keep running into this latin lingo in the article I am currently editing)

Anyway - in a sauna, one will get dyhydrated as fuck, especially if there is/was alcohol involved prior/during the seks.

Hot tub/pool sex is not good for the lady as the man is pumping water into her cervix area tsk tsk tsk ... does no one watch The Sunday Night Sex Show anymore? (nvm i think it was cancelled 5 years ago)

Anything in the shower is prime, imo... two gyrating bodies covered in a continuous flow of hot water HOLLER

Posted by elFreak on Jul-23-2008 18:02:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
I tried that, but the shower walls get slippery. We were slowly sliding down the whole time, then I pulled a hammy

be a fucking man

Posted by denys envy on Jul-23-2008 18:03:

of course in order for me to be preferential to any of the choices, it would be in assumption that i actually have sex. and everyone knows i'm a virgin.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Jul-23-2008 18:04:

quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
of course in order for me to be preferential to any of the choices, it would be in assumption that i actually have sex. and everyone knows i'm a virgin.

Vlad you forgot to logout of Denys.

Posted by Ania_xox on Jul-23-2008 18:05:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
I tried that, but the shower walls get slippery. We were slowly sliding down the whole time, then I pulled a hammy

what is a hammy?

Posted by gehzumteufel on Jul-23-2008 18:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
what is a hammy?

Hamstring.

Posted by elFreak on Jul-23-2008 18:08:

hammy is a fat chick.

Posted by Ania_xox on Jul-23-2008 18:14:

I thought it has something to do with the male genital apparatus itself ... to me it looks like blood sausage ... and vaginas look like lunch meat ... the entire porn film industry reminds me of a butcher shop

Posted by elFreak on Jul-23-2008 18:16:

if you think vaginas look like lunch meat you show grow your bush out to hide the ugly snatch.

Posted by on Jul-23-2008 18:17:

Amazonian lunch meat.

I need to eat.

Posted by Ania_xox on Jul-23-2008 18:18:

or you could just ask your fat boyfriend to take a shit onto your vagina ... this can also substitute as a portrait of your face

Posted by L.E.N. on Jul-23-2008 18:19:

Only wrecked vag looks like lunchmeat LOL.

Posted by elFreak on Jul-23-2008 18:19:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/avatar.php?userid=74829&dateline=1214714863

Posted by denys envy on Jul-23-2008 18:20:

quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Vlad you forgot to logout of Denys.

lolol. well played.

Posted by elFreak on Jul-23-2008 18:21:

quote:
Originally posted by L.E.N.
Only wrecked vag looks like lunchmeat LOL.

the best is when they hang all to one side and look defeated.

Posted by Ania_xox on Jul-23-2008 18:22:

quote:
Originally posted by L.E.N.
Only wrecked vag looks like lunchmeat LOL.

exactly why I only watch softcore porn ... all those girls vajeens look like a stacked black forest ham sandwich

Posted by L.E.N. on Jul-23-2008 18:23:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
the best is when they hang all to one side and look defeated.

Funny you mentioned that. Ive always thought that in my head after going at it for a session. " Aw look....its all tuckered out".

Posted by elFreak on Jul-23-2008 18:25:

sometimes i feel like putting 2 fingers down each side of the lips and making it talk while using a gilbert godfried (sic?) voice. It is also a great way to get out of having to spend the night.

Posted by Ania_xox on Jul-23-2008 18:28:

provided, of course, that any female would actually want to look at you for another 10 seconds after your joke of a penis failed to launch - nevermind spend the night

Posted by elFreak on Jul-23-2008 18:28:

keep trying cow.

threads are for people.

Posted by Ania_xox on Jul-23-2008 18:31:

you started it bitch

I would play along to satisfy your barn-yard animal fetish - but I think looking at a picture of your mom will suffice

Posted by nefardec on Jul-23-2008 18:35:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
sometimes i feel like putting 2 fingers down each side of the lips and making it talk while using a gilbert godfried (sic?) voice. It is also a great way to get out of having to spend the night.

ps i love black forest ham

Posted by elFreak on Jul-23-2008 18:35:

*gives you moar attenchun*

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