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Posted by EarnYourKeep on Sep-15-2008 16:49:

quote:
Originally posted by guerra-monstru
lol, no tried that once did not go out so well. and the chemists would do it so long as i payed them and well i do not want to waste my money on drugs anymore.


you just blow it on clean russian prostitutes who you don't need a rubber to bang.

i stick to my original reply - throw coke in their twats and you'll be fine


Posted by denys envy on Sep-15-2008 16:49:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
try it outside a jr high school...it works.



Posted by blacknoizybox on Sep-15-2008 17:08:

100 000 US dollars for a X number of hot bitches???? Lol I'd open my business for half of that amount and get fucking rich. I could fuck dozens on jailbaits for a glass of champagne

you pay for what you can't get free??


Posted by Lira on Sep-15-2008 17:44:

quote:
Originally posted by guerra-monstru

Wow... words of a true genius!

Anyway, for 18 thousand dollars, they'd better turn out to be transformers that turn into Mini Austins if you apply the correct amount of friction to their ~batteries~.


Posted by stace on Sep-15-2008 18:06:

Re: sex with a pro

quote:
Originally posted by guerra-monstru
coming this wkend me and some friends have high end prostitutes from russia coming over to a beach home. so i was wondering would you wear rubber if you knew that the prostitute was std free and cuz you are paying lots of money?


Ewww!


Posted by varun on Sep-15-2008 18:17:

This guy is in Mexico and he and his buddies are having putas flown in from Russia, when they're in Mexico? Am I missing something here?


Posted by Rose on Sep-15-2008 18:26:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
I wouldnt fuck a prostitute.


+1 that is so fucking nasty.


quote:
Originally posted by guerra-monstru
..and cuz im stupid.



obviously.


quote:
Originally posted by guerra-monstru
No there are more than one girl. There is 9. And altogther it will costs us 108 thousand dollars.



$108K FOR 9 STD INFESTED WHORES?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?


Posted by woscar on Sep-15-2008 18:28:

Re: sex with a pro

quote:
Originally posted by guerra-monstru
coming this wkend me and some friends have high end prostitutes from russia coming over to a beach home. so i was wondering would you wear rubber if you knew that the prostitute was std free and cuz you are paying lots of money?


Fucking mexicans


Posted by Ivand on Sep-15-2008 18:36:

18 x 9 =/= 108

im sure theres a business opportunity somewhere around here..

if you call off the deal, i can provide you with 9 completely clean and extremely hot prostitutes, i can also provide pictures, at the fair price of only 7k usd each


Posted by Ian on Sep-15-2008 18:46:

For that price I'm surprised you're not asking them to marry you. You'd be able to afford the diamond ring easily too. You wouldn't be the first either


Posted by Sunsnail on Sep-15-2008 18:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Ivand
18 x 9 =/= 108

im sure theres a business opportunity somewhere around here..

if you call off the deal, i can provide you with 9 completely clean and extremely hot prostitutes, i can also provide pictures, at the fair price of only 7k usd each


18k x 6 guys = 108k for 9 intelligent and money-savvy sluts


Posted by SuspicionVandit on Sep-15-2008 18:46:

quote:
Originally posted by varun
This guy is in Mexico and he and his buddies are having putas flown in from Russia, when they're in Mexico? Am I missing something here?



TALES OF GUERRA VOL 1 "Guerra-Monstru once..."

Guerra-Monstru once spent $11,000 in 1989 to ask for my opinion on his new curtains. I said "they look nice" and paid for my ticket back home.

Guerra-Monstru once had an $18,0000 gold clock that he wore around his neck in 1989. In 1992, he used a diamond plated hammer to smash this gold clock because it was "out of style"

Guerra-Monstru once spent $60,000 to import a JDM Honda Integra Type-R direct from Japan. He then spent $60,000 to modify it to USDM standards. He says he prefers the left hand driver side.


Posted by stace on Sep-15-2008 18:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
For that price I'm surprised you're not asking them to marry you. You'd be able to afford the diamond ring easily too. You wouldn't be the first either


Teehee....


Posted by diesel_tron3000 on Sep-15-2008 19:40:

quote:
Originally posted by get nyce
throw coke in their twats and you'll be fine


helllllz yeah and swipe their ass with a credit card


Posted by Krypton on Sep-15-2008 19:46:

I think he means 100,000 Mexican Pesos, which is far less than $100,000.


Posted by whiskers on Sep-15-2008 19:52:

Re: sex with a pro

quote:
Originally posted by guerra-monstru
coming this wkend me and some friends have high end prostitutes from russia coming over to a beach home.



Fuck me, that's a long way to import your prostitutes.

I knew this would be a legendary thread when I read that.


quote:
Originally posted by varun
This guy is in Mexico and he and his buddies are having putas flown in from Russia, when they're in Mexico? Am I missing something here?


Exactly. You own a pharmaceutical business in Mexico and you're paying a shitload of $$$ for hookers? WTF.

btw 108 000 Mexican pesos = 10 128.996 U.S. dollars


Posted by wotyzoid on Sep-15-2008 20:02:

This thread is WIN in so many different levels.


Posted by Simon_N on Sep-15-2008 20:06:

This would be cheeper

http://www.dream-marriage.com/?gcli...CFQ2vQwodt2GgaQ


Posted by guerra-monstru on Sep-15-2008 20:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
I think he means 100,000 Mexican Pesos, which is far less than $100,000.

No, I meant dollars US dollars.


Posted by SuspicionVandit on Sep-15-2008 20:16:

i would have sex with you for $100,000


Posted by wotyzoid on Sep-15-2008 20:17:

quote:
Originally posted by guerra-monstru
No, I meant dollars US dollars.


You really are all kinds of retarded, aren't you?


Posted by stace on Sep-15-2008 20:18:

So, guys, do any of you really think that have sex with a prostitute is cool/sexy/hawt? Knowing that she has been with all those skanky men that can get it anywhere else?

Still ewwww if you ask me.


Posted by SYSTEM-J on Sep-15-2008 20:27:

Mate, if you have 18k in spare cash and can't get laid and still have change, you obviously shouldn't be responsible for running a business.


Posted by EarnYourKeep on Sep-15-2008 20:37:

he runs a pharmaceutical company in mexico but he doesn't do coke and hires clean russian prostitutes for 108k...duh i should of known


Posted by david.michael on Sep-15-2008 20:39:


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