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Posted by RocknRolla on Oct-20-2008 03:06:

That's a Q I've asked myself many times.

Posted by Krypton on Oct-20-2008 03:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
if a guy and a girl fuck it's hetero
if two guys fuck it's homo
if two girls fuck it's homo (lez)

but what if a lesbian fucks a gay guy?
is that like X-status?

It's gay lesbian guy sex.

Posted by zoogla on Oct-20-2008 03:37:

quote:
Originally posted by nefardec
um that would be hetero

by your own definition

provided the lesbian is a girl and the gay guy is a guy

hai ragione

Posted by blacknoizybox on Oct-20-2008 04:35:

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quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
"Do you know what it feels like for a girl" had good production. From there, it's been downhill.

well, I think her "Ray of light" is great imo

Posted by sundae on Oct-20-2008 05:02:

Any pics of hot gay chicks in Baaaahhhston?

Posted by Krypton on Oct-20-2008 05:03:

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quote:
Originally posted by blacknoizybox
well, I think her "Ray of light" is great imo

It was, but much earlier. I think 1998.

Posted by Direct on Oct-20-2008 05:26:

Jake is the type of fag who has a dildo strapped to the driver seat of his honda civic instead of wearing a seatbelt he feels it's a safer more comfortable method of locking himself in place in case of a potential accident.

Posted by sundae on Oct-20-2008 05:40:

Posted by zoogla on Oct-20-2008 05:42:

Posted by Jake Benson on Oct-20-2008 08:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Direct
Jake is the type of fag who has a dildo strapped to the driver seat of his honda civic instead of wearing a seatbelt he feels it's a safer more comfortable method of locking himself in place in case of a potential accident.

Yeah but at least I don't live in Fresno.

quote:
Originally posted by sundae
Any pics of hot gay chicks in Baaaahhhston?

No, they were all really ugly super bull-dykes with short hair.

quote:
Originally posted by r5a
dont flatter yourself, im not gay and you look like the douchebag / imitate jock type and where was I ever hitting on you? triple fail.

and i hope you know my avatar is not me.

You thought I thought you were a chick. Classic fail. And I'm not a douchebad r5aids, I'm an asshole.

Posted by DJ Shibby on Oct-20-2008 09:34:

Re: So I went to a gay baaaahhh in Boston...

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
I thought it was going to be full of hot masculine guido-ish guys with Boston accents because that's ALL I saw everywhere I went. But in this club it was all gadamn FLAMING FUCKING FEMS! None of them spoke Bostonian, all fucking Gaylic. And they just bragged about what college they go to. Many weren't even watching the game (fucking Boston came up from 7-0 in the 8th to beat motherfucking Tampa holy shit!!!!) BUT the MUSIC was the worst. It was all fucking mash-up pop shit with Madonna. I wanted to kill myself.

So there was two giant screens in the main floor that was some kind of real-time chat that everyone could see. You could text a number so your text could end up on the screen. So messages were like "play Madonna" or "guy in red shirt ur cute." I decided to text the giant screen on display for everyone to see, and of course the DJ fag had to respond to defend all the lifeless stereotypes reading the screen:

ME: "Stop playing American pop mash-up crap music i hear in every other gay bar in the US"

fag: "Get out of the US then"

ME: "No get ur gay generic crap mooosic out of the US"
ME: "Jay kay gurlfriend. Madonna is like soooo couture tranny"

fag: "If you don't like it then come up and take over my DJ booth"

ME: "Oh yeh lemme just pull records outa my ass that I brought with me"

fag: "Who spins records?"

ME: "Oh sorry mr dj u spin itunes mp3s on 128kpbs my bad"

fag: "Show you face and stop hiding behind a phone"

ME: "Only if u give me a kiss bitch. I got no action all week."

admistrator to my cell phone: "You have been banned from the system."

c0r version: no matter where you go, gays are still oversensitive fags.

You sound like an angry gay.

GAY RAGE!!!!!!!111111 {'''>.<'''}

Posted by blacknoizybox on Oct-20-2008 10:50:

quote:
Originally posted by fayraree

Posted by squirrelly on Oct-20-2008 11:59:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
No, gay sex only.

I'd fuck Jenny.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Oct-20-2008 15:43:

hahaha jake you fucking win at that.

And seriously, they should do this shit in LA. I would have some fucking fun with it!

Posted by david.michael on Oct-20-2008 15:55:

Wait, Jake's gay?

Posted by tubularbills on Oct-20-2008 16:05:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Wait, Jake's gay?

no, just the guys he fucks are.

Posted by david.michael on Oct-20-2008 16:07:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
no, just the guys he fucks are.

Ah, a pitcher.

Posted by RocknRolla on Oct-20-2008 18:36:

Is Jake a hair dresser?

Posted by david.michael on Oct-20-2008 18:42:

quote:
Originally posted by RocknRolla
Is Jake a hair dresser?

I doubt it... I have a feeling that Jake is manlier than I am, except he bangs other guys.

Posted by Jake Benson on Oct-20-2008 22:48:

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quote:
Originally posted by DJ Shibby
You sound like an angry gay.

GAY RAGE!!!!!!!111111 {'''>.<'''}

I am an angry gay. In fact I'm a Lesbian trapped in a fags body. You have no idea how weird this feels.

LOL @ Tubular. I actually thought that exact same thought the other day.

Rocknrolla, no I am not a hair dressor. I don't even go to a hair stylist. I just give my head a #1 buzz and then strut around like the KKGay.

gehzumteufel...yeh ive never seen something that you can text and have it show up on the screen in da club b4. Definitely an awesome invention.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Oct-20-2008 23:13:

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quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
gehzumteufel...yeh ive never seen something that you can text and have it show up on the screen in da club b4. Definitely an awesome invention.

Yeah same. I find it awesome the way you told him he is a shit dj. And a stupid flaming homo.

Posted by Jake Benson on Oct-20-2008 23:24:

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quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Yeah same. I find it awesome the way you told him he is a shit dj. And a stupid flaming homo.

hahaha I bet most clubs would opt to not put up a text message screen above the DJ booth. Cuz too many DJs are flaming homos that play shit music. I wish there was a text message screen at every public event and shopping place I went to so that I could just annonymously text public messages that nobody wants to admit is true. I would love to be in line at Ralphs grocery store and the see someone's text message show up on a giant public screen "Why is there only one fucking check-out line after 10pm that goes all the way to the back of the store, yet you can hire 10 fucking Mexicans to sweep the floor every god damn night?!?"

Posted by gehzumteufel on Oct-20-2008 23:27:

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quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
hahaha I bet most clubs would opt to not put up a text message screen above the DJ booth. Cuz too many DJs are flaming homos that play shit music. I wish there was a text message screen at every public event and shopping place I went to so that I could just annonymously text public messages that nobody wants to admit is true. I would love to be in line at Ralphs grocery store and the see someone's text message show up on a giant public screen "Why is there only one fucking check-out line after 10pm that goes all the way to the back of the store, yet you can hire 10 fucking Mexicans to sweep the floor every god damn night?!?"

ROFLMAO so fucking true.

Posted by leebates1986 on Oct-21-2008 00:49:

we've had those text screens in England for a while now, but haven't seen one for the past few months, too much abuse on them like:

'3 fat bitches in the corner, don't make eye contact'

'xxxxx is a fag*ot'

'xxxxxx, i fucked your mum'

kinda gets boring after reading the same crap week in week out

Posted by josh rising on Oct-21-2008 01:02:

jake! a lot of sweeping needs to be done! the store has needs, you know.

AND NO, DO NOT INSINUATE "SWEEPING" AND "THE STORE" FOR OTHER THINGS, OTHER COR MEMBERS!

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