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Posted by Lira on Nov-11-2008 20:57:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
until she starts bringing home dudes.

Webcam + WiFi Network = Free pr0n!


Posted by elFreak on Nov-11-2008 21:00:

+1

i always find masturbation more interesting if you are crying.


Posted by denys envy on Nov-11-2008 21:01:

worst thing that'll happen - you end up kicking her out in a couple of months.

set ground rules too. she has to walk around naked. shit like that.

don't be an idiot.


Posted by LinX on Nov-12-2008 01:18:

umm i would totally let her move in.


Posted by noikeee on Nov-12-2008 01:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Gee, it sounds like she likes you a lot. There might even be S.O. material here (that means Significant Other for all of you not down with the lingo)! However, if you plan on moving in with her when there are other males there, I would be wary of one of them taking her from you!

So here's what you do:

Find a park with lots of trees, you know, one with lots of food? Find a sort of soft, but not wet, patch of ground and begin digging. Don't stop until you can't go anymore. If you dig all the way to the bottom, you'll have your main hallway. From there, begin hollowing out dens for food storage and a narrow burrow for your offspring. I, personally, was raised in a nice neighbourhood all of my life, so I stole as much string and knitting material from Michaels as my coat could bear, then made myself and potential family a little beddy-bye in my underground lair, but YMMV. You can get soft, downy material almost anywhere that the wind blows garbage to, and most of that is perfect for lining your little love cave. At this point I think you're ready to invite her over for drinks and mating, don't fuck it up! Candles are a must, as the only possessions you have to burn are those you scrounged for anyways, so no worries!

We'll expect pictures of your first 2 litters in 5 months. Don't let us down!



Posted by tubularbills on Nov-12-2008 01:54:

Re: messed-up situation

quote:
Originally posted by daphunky1
email some girl on craigslist


does not compute.


Posted by Reza on Nov-12-2008 03:27:

tap her and ASK QUESTIONS LATER... God damn newbs


Posted by T-Soma on Nov-12-2008 03:57:

If you need to get rid of her in a few months just start doing shit to disgust her...

Refuse to bath,
Masturbate in the open,
Borrow her underpants for a dress up party without asking and leaving skid marks in them,
If she does bring home another guy, just keep asking to join in and tell her to gtfo if she doesn't let you.

That's the cor way of doing things anyway.


Posted by daphunky1 on Nov-12-2008 04:15:

Well she's moved in. Day 1.

I think 2 of the dudes aren't talking to me.


Posted by wing on Nov-12-2008 04:35:

why are they dogging on you because you brought in a chick you somewhat have feelings for? i dont get it, unless your friends were planning to have orgies and since you have feelings for this chick you won't let them touch her..

EHHHH?


Posted by airwalker1 on Nov-12-2008 04:52:

quote:
Originally posted by hundred
why are they dogging on you because you brought in a chick you somewhat have feelings for? i dont get it, unless your friends were planning to have orgies and since you have feelings for this chick you won't let them touch her..

EHHHH?
mainly im guessing it's all to do with them loosing or having there space invaded.


Posted by Lira on Nov-12-2008 05:22:

quote:
Originally posted by daphunky1
Well she's moved in. Day 1.

I think 2 of the dudes aren't talking to me.

Why the hell!? Are you sure you told us everything?


Posted by Fpcookie on Nov-12-2008 06:04:

quote:
Originally posted by hundred
why are they dogging on you because you brought in a chick you somewhat have feelings for? i dont get it, unless your friends were planning to have orgies and since you have feelings for this chick you won't let them touch her..


yeah...

why would they ask for more female housemates then crack the shits when they find out you are interested in her?


Posted by daphunky1 on Nov-12-2008 08:29:

Well I guess the real reason is that from the very beginning, the people in charge of the house said they didn't like french people, at least that's what my friend middle-manning told me. I didn't take "she's french" for a legit reason to not allow someone to move in. I guess I was supposed to call the whole thing off right then.


Posted by Spacey Orange on Nov-12-2008 08:30:

quote:
Originally posted by daphunky1
Well I guess the real reason is that from the very beginning, the people in charge of the house said they didn't like french people, at least that's what my friend middle-manning told me. I didn't take "she's french" for a legit reason to not allow someone to move in. I guess I was supposed to call the whole thing off right then.


tell the people in charge of the house that someone on the internet hates them.


Posted by wing on Nov-12-2008 08:39:

yeah, they need to undergo a life threatening situation like saw to open their minds....jokes...not really but you know what i mean because that is quite ridiculous ehhh

anyway best of luck to you, hit that poon


Posted by Lira on Nov-12-2008 13:21:

quote:
Originally posted by daphunky1
I didn't take "she's french" for a legit reason to not allow someone to move in.

The amount of bigotry described in those around you is unbelievable.


Posted by noikeee on Nov-12-2008 13:32:

Well, at least you know your room-mates won't try to get into her pants as she's too french for them.

Does seem like you're up for a messed up situation though.


Posted by Ania_xox on Nov-12-2008 13:37:

they are just mad because they wanted another girl in the house and now they can't hit on her without feeling bad

i think the whole "no french" business is ridiculous

You will be fine... they can't stay mad forever


Posted by Lira on Nov-12-2008 13:51:

quote:
Originally posted by noikeee
Well, at least you know your room-mates won't try to get into her pants as she's too french for them.

Baguette her in the croissant!


Posted by noikeee on Nov-12-2008 13:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Baguette her in the croissant!


With chantily.

Reminds me of


(for portuguese speakers only)


Posted by elFreak on Nov-12-2008 16:19:

just curious, but how many people in this thread who say go for it have actually moved in with a woman they just met, or moved in with a woman at all?

please update us with the lulz.


Posted by bas on Nov-12-2008 17:21:

Well French people CAN be smelly. Totally justified imo.


Posted by daphunky1 on Nov-12-2008 17:57:

Well now I actually feel like I hafta try especially hard to just be a friend because if anything goes wrong it's gonna be "I told you so!!"
And also, you know if you're dating someone, you probably meet up, and you're always "ready" or looking decent. As roommates, well there's no sugar coating anything.
But ya, 11 people in the house right now. Last year I was in a smaller house with 14-17 people. 12 paying rent and at least two crashing.


Posted by colonelcrisp on Nov-12-2008 18:08:

quote:
Originally posted by daphunky1
Well now I actually feel like I hafta try especially hard to just be a friend because if anything goes wrong it's gonna be "I told you so!!"
And also, you know if you're dating someone, you probably meet up, and you're always "ready" or looking decent. As roommates, well there's no sugar coating anything.
But ya, 11 people in the house right now. Last year I was in a smaller house with 14-17 people. 12 paying rent and at least two crashing.



you are such a douche? your denying yourself quebecoise poon because your affraid of some dingleberry saying i told you so?


you sir, deserve to die alone, with no poon


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