FAO: Chicks in Aisle 3 [next to the salad dressing and the mayo]

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Posted by Zild on Dec-03-2008 23:46:

I was thinking more along the lines of giant porn star ass not giant fatty ass, but hey that works fine too. A man's gotta eat which is why he was in the store to begin with.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Dec-03-2008 23:58:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Wait. You'd be flattered if I tried to emasculate you? Or if a chick tried to pick you up in the grocery store?

obviously i meant the emasculation.

if someone tries using some elaborate pickup situation like the one OP posted you gotta at least give the guy credit for being imaginative. unless he straight up copies it. then it's just gay.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-03-2008 23:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue
obviously i meant the emasculation.

I knew it! Fag!

Posted by Omega_Blue on Dec-04-2008 00:01:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I knew it! Fag!

:gsmile:

edit: at least i don't drink boone's farm and melon liquor

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-04-2008 00:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue
:gsmile:

edit: at least i don't drink boone's farm and melon liquor

whatever, i'd rather pick up someone in the booze aisle than the salad bar

Posted by gehzumteufel on Dec-04-2008 00:10:

wtf people are so stupid. fuck pickup lines.

Posted by Yohan on Dec-04-2008 00:27:

quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel
wtf people are so stupid. fuck pickup lines.

yeah. i'd rather bonk a girl in the head with a bat and drag her by the hair to my house

Posted by gehzumteufel on Dec-04-2008 00:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Yohan
yeah. i'd rather bonk a girl in the head with a bat and drag her by the hair to my house

You don't do that already?!

Posted by Omega_Blue on Dec-04-2008 00:34:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
whatever, i'd rather pick up someone in the booze aisle than the salad bar

hang around the aisles where they sell boone's farm and i'm sure you'll find that special guy out there someday

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-04-2008 02:01:

quote:
How to get her number: Don't. Instead, give her your card

Man, if you have your own card [and carry them with you] you're probably fucking hideous anyways, which explains why you are seeking hook-up tips from Men's Health. Not to say that people who have their own business card are necessarily ugly - just the desperate ones.

Posted by Armitage on Dec-04-2008 02:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Zild
Who the fuck buys those magazines in the first place? You can hit on women anywhere at anytime. You don't need to plan it out.

Having a game plan, even a god awful one (and this one is truly awful), makes wimpy guys feel confident which makes them suck not quite as much.

Posted by Zild on Dec-04-2008 02:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Armitage
Having a game plan, even a god awful one (and this one is truly awful), makes wimpy guys feel confident which makes them suck not quite as much.

I already explained that stuff like this is for guys who don't have the stones to be straight up and need a little gimmick to get them over that hill. The rest of us have xanax, and large stones.

You should have seen the size of the stone I passed earlier this year.

Posted by chimera66 on Dec-04-2008 02:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue
if someone tries using some elaborate pickup situation like the one OP posted you gotta at least give the guy credit for being imaginative. unless he straight up copies it. then it's just gay.

absolutely not, i'm with jenny don't fucking waste my time with bullshit i don't have time for it

Posted by Yohan on Dec-04-2008 03:12:

quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel
You don't do that already?!

i dont enjoy getting arrested

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-04-2008 03:22:

quote:
Originally posted by chimera66
absolutely not, i'm with jenny don't fucking waste my time with bullshit i don't have time for it

I'm the same way, girl. If I'm out with my girls or even by myself, I'm obviously busy and have better things to spend my time on than your broke ass. Mmm-hmm.

Posted by whiskers on Dec-04-2008 04:02:

bullshit, jenny or slylee wouldn't shop at whole foods.

Posted by airwalker1 on Dec-04-2008 04:07:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
bullshit, jenny or slylee wouldn't shop at whole foods.

Posted by simplcake on Dec-04-2008 04:48:

people still use pick up lines?

i think sluts in hollywood and MTV have done marvelous job making sure us guys wouldnt need to use pick up lines ever again

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-04-2008 14:16:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
bullshit, jenny or slylee wouldn't shop at whole foods.

I bet I eat healthier than you do, lol.

Posted by whiskers on Dec-04-2008 14:21:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I bet I eat healthier than you do, lol.

I don't eat cocks so I guess you win

Posted by denys envy on Dec-04-2008 14:25:

lol @ picking bitches up @ Whole Foods. Most of them are ugly ass yoga raggedy bitches with nappy hair and no titties or ass in sight... maybe i just live by the wrong Whole Foods.

Where is this Whole Foods with all this white girls to have sex with?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-04-2008 14:32:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
I don't eat cocks so I guess you win

You're just jealous you don't know how to keep a man happy.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Dec-04-2008 16:25:

quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
lol @ picking bitches up @ Whole Foods. Most of them are ugly ass yoga raggedy bitches with nappy hair and no titties or ass in sight... maybe i just live by the wrong Whole Foods.

Where is this Whole Foods with all this white girls to have sex with?

There are lots of hotties at Whole Foods here in California.

Posted by Project-K on Dec-04-2008 16:27:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Takes about 2 seconds to say, and it's a yes/no question. With that mindset, you could go ask every girl in the supermarket and maximize your chances instead of wasting your time on an unsure thing. Provided you have no shame that is - but if you're trying to pick girls up at the grocery store you most likely don't have any.

Posted by denys envy on Dec-04-2008 16:33:

quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel
There are lots of hotties at Whole Foods here in California.

reasons just keep adding up, don't they?

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