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Originally posted by tubularbills Lira, believe me, if it was an invitation, it would be me slapping you; not the other way around.

Is it an assertion or an invitation?















Sorry, I'm committed

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Originally posted by tubularbills after you cum, just be like, "hey, can you get me a towel?" and when she comes back, be like, "THINK FAST!" and slap her face. actually, what would be funnier is if you slapped her butt; and watch her scramble to get it all off...LOLOLOLOL

Worst parts are when you hear a song or a smell or whatever like a month after and BAM it hits you. Proper party pooper that is.

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Originally posted by elFreak so you broke up 2 times but in your original post say you want to get back together. This leads me to think you been dumped. so you don't really want her back. you don't need her to be happy. you broke up twice because it was time for it to end, there will not be a chance at strike 3. these are the 3 things you need to say to yourself. get over the rebound thing...it is not about enjoying the sex, it is about getting back on the horse and getting some excitement to get your mind off things. There is nothing more exciting than new vag. also do not listen to tubular...or else you will find yourself making documentaries for message boards while getting drunk alone and dressing up your dog in people clothes. btw...the hardest time is not measured in days and hours, it just kind of happens when you truly feel alone for the first time. It sucks, but tell yourself it is temporary.

you are a wise man, despite all your stupidity and crudeness

thanks

like i said the rebound does not have to be about sex. Sure you fuck her, but it isn't about that. Even un intimate sex is a form of intamacy. It will also help forget easier and be good for your self esteem. Get back on that horse.






























especially if you take a shit in her sink before you leave while she is asleep. REVENGE!

LMFAO

Plus the breakup guy gets tons of pussy. Don't cry though, but use the sad just a bit and make wounded puppy faces and you are in there like prego sauce. Don't talk too much though, sad my dog died when i was 8 guy is a no no.

You know what your problem is?


Your puttin the pussy on a pedestal

Change your name from Echosystem to Ghetto Blaster!

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Originally posted by a spoon You know what your problem is? Your puttin the pussy on a pedestal

Amen!

I remember the worst break-up... i lost my apetite and literally food didnt taste the same :/


Bitch broke my heart

Is that when you finally learned to eat like the white man?

//Don't worry - she's probably still back in Guatemala and has like 14 kids. I'll bet she's part Narwhal at this point, too.

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Originally posted by elFreak also the sooner we get the "pics" the quicker you will get over her

this is key

it all comes down to this


"I want a cock that's not yours"

THE END

Denial*
Anger*
Bargaining*
Depression*


Acceptance*



*Alcohol

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Originally posted by whiskers Denial* Anger* Bargaining* Depression* Acceptance* *Alcohol

is the only way to get on board whiskers leavel

Re: Breakups

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Originally posted by echosystm So, My girlfriend and I broke up not yesterday, but the night before (so ~36 hours ago). When we broke up, there was obviously alot of tears and so forth. I went to sleep and woke up... All yesterday and today, I haven't really been upset about it at all. I still love her and want her back, but I pretty certain we've done the right thing and I am somehow not upset at all over it. Am I in some kind of denial or shock? In a few days am I gonna be in the dumps, or is the grieving over now? Soz for lame relationship thread, I've just never been through a breakup with someone I loved this much. Also, any advice on getting over a breakup? I figure to just stay busy... I'm making sure I go out every night this week.

teh pr0n awaits you.

so talking about p0rn. krypton, what ever happened to that threesome last week. care to share?

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Originally posted by chimera66 so talking about p0rn. krypton, what ever happened to that threesome last week. care to share?

the two other guys pulled out.

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Originally posted by chimera66 so talking about p0rn. krypton, what ever happened to that threesome last week. care to share?

Well, just the normal weekend fuck. She wants a sex slave.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN the two other guys pulled out.

But of course they did - it's not called a money shot if you can't even see anything.

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Originally posted by Krypton Well, just the normal weekend fuck. She wants a sex slave.

shit i wanted to hear something interesting and you know fahad wants pictures

Rubbing your cock on rabbit fur and ferret fur is not considered a threesome.

Re: Re: Re: Breakups

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Originally posted by Zild I've never really been over someone I loved and was in a serious relationship with. I still love all of them and wish the world for them. We grew apart and went different ways, but I still think about them, and hope they are doing well even if they refuse to speak to me or have hard feelings. I think you just have to realize and accept that before you let yourself love someone.

Yeah. For me, once I realized I wasn't going to get over it, it was more a matter of absorbing it.

the fact that you aren't upset suggests to me that you didn't really love her

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