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Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-09-2008 15:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dude, what are you doing on the fuckin' bus to begin with. Give me a call, I'll pick ya up.

but remember... ass, gas, or grass... no one rides for free.

FYI, I don't smoke grass and my employer pays for my gas... so...

season 1 of M*A*S*H?

Posted by Project-K on Dec-09-2008 15:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Gauss
Swearing is not a symptome of Tourette's syndrome. What you're talking about is coprolalia.

(I'm the smartass, obviously.)

Coprolalia is a symptom of tourette's

(I'm the better smartass)

Posted by Lira on Dec-09-2008 15:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Rosa Parks, bitches.

Angela Park, bitch!

Let's see how this angry granny fares against a BRAZILIAN NINJA GOLFER!!!

Posted by denys envy on Dec-09-2008 15:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
but remember... ass, gas, or grass... no one rides for free.

that goes without saying.

on a related note: in college we used to call really good coke - "gas".

ex.
"How was it?"
"That shit is gas, fuckin' Exxon Mobile. FUCK YEAH!"

Posted by Moral Hazard on Dec-09-2008 15:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
season 1 of M*A*S*H?

I don't know... I never watched M*A*S*H.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-09-2008 15:40:

i guess thats a pass, how about a bobble head of bas to put up on your dash

Posted by denys envy on Dec-09-2008 15:41:

aww yeah, hush that fuss.

got bas' bobblehead on the dash of the bus.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Dec-09-2008 15:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i guess thats a pass, how about a bobble head of bas to put up on your dash

I guess having bas' head bobble on your dash is better then some other locations.... right, Clovis?

Posted by Moral Hazard on Dec-09-2008 15:55:

quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
aww yeah, hush that fuss.

that's something you'd expect to hear from a jive-talking dinner waitress with afro-puffs in a 60s blackspoitation film.

Posted by Frenchie on Dec-09-2008 15:56:

I'd the person at the back throwing things at the nerd in the front.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-09-2008 15:57:

I'd be the person giving shit to the fat moron or teenage fuckhead for not getting up for the senior/disabled person/mother with stroller. Fuck, I hate bus people.

Posted by Project-K on Dec-09-2008 16:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
I'd the person at the back throwing things at the nerd in the front.

ow!

Posted by Frenchie on Dec-09-2008 16:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Project-K
ow!
Well then don't be a fuckin' nerd.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-09-2008 16:05:

I was never allowed to sit at the back of the school bus because I was bad, lol. They made me sit as close to the front as possible. :/

Posted by Frenchie on Dec-09-2008 16:11:

I rode the worst bus in elementary school. We had Cameras, assigned seating and sometimes the school principal would ride along. My name was always the last seat or 1st to last. Good memories for sure. The only time I rode in the front was when I got a ticket for slapping this girl when she tried to take my lunch box. Bitch.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-09-2008 16:12:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I'd be the person giving shit to the fat moron or teenage fuckhead for not getting up for the senior/disabled person/mother with stroller. Fuck, I hate bus people.

Why the fuck is it suddenly my fault that somebody is old/crippled/knocked up? I had no part in it, so fuck them. My seat is mine.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-09-2008 16:13:

Wait, are you the fat moron or teenage dickhead?

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-09-2008 16:14:

May I be both?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-09-2008 16:15:

If you really want me to bring the pain, yes.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-09-2008 16:16:

hardcore from the brain, let's step inside your astral plane?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-09-2008 16:20:

No. No. God.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-09-2008 16:23:

Jesus. Fuck.

Posted by Project-K on Dec-09-2008 16:24:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I was never allowed to sit at the back of the school bus because I was bad, lol. They made me sit as close to the front as possible. :/

Posted by LeopoldStotch on Dec-09-2008 16:36:

I'd be the obnoxious guy Stephens in the movie 'Speed'. Always being a jackass on the bus, and saying insanely odd comments.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-09-2008 16:40:

Once upon a time in a far-off enrollment program known as DODDS, we were ferried around the countryside in Charter buses to RAF Feltwell - basically an old AF base that was 40 minutes from RAF Lakenheath's residence - so, long drive each day. We were required to have an ID on us at all times and on numerous occasions, I would forget/destroy mine, which meant a [somewhat] temporary suspension from the bus. Seriously, because I didn't have my ID, my mom had to drive me to school every day for several weeks. She wasn't mad, though - she was just disappointed.

The charter buses were interesting though - all the Essex turns and bumps made the back seats extremely exciting, as you'd fly 4 feet in the air upon the slightest jar. What was most fun however, was that the system used a sort of bus number rotation, so you'd get one driver with his own bus one day, and a totally different one the next. Always interesting was the porn guy - there was a nook in his bus, just across from the middle staircase/bathroom, that was filled to the brim with magazines and videotapes - even a television and VCR down there. He had a lot of material, most of which was either black or interracial, which was slightly odd considering he was a fat, old, white limey with about 4 teeth in his head.

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