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Posted by blazed it on Jun-07-2002 02:04:

quote:
[b]Originally posted by Orbax [/b

child, dang, thats pretty cool hehe. I would suggest everclear if you are having problems getting drunk 180 proof and goes down burning!

acutally its 190 proof... tastes like ass, but it will put you on it as well

Posted by cHiLD on Jun-07-2002 02:10:

Are you suggesting I feel like a dirty ho? What if I feel like a clean ho?
Nah, I'm just an angel with horns.
(and therefore a horny angel)

Posted by Damo on Jun-07-2002 02:12:

move over pal

Posted by nate735 on Jun-07-2002 02:24:

quote:
Originally posted by AnotherWay83
4 pages and still no answer to the million dollar question: HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE GET LAID

LOL The persn who ansers this queshtion will be worshiped j/k

Posted by Orbax on Jun-07-2002 02:28:

Child, you osoudnd bery jaded. and im drnk. Yukon KACLS (JACK)))))s PERMAFFRSOT APO APE PERMAFROST!!!! MMMMMMM its good shit. yeah 190 proof ai gree wiht that. on evelrcarl everlcarer EVERCLEAR imean. it fucks j00 upz0r. Meanwhile, back in gotham city, Orbacx boes back to drinking wiff peeps PEACCE

Posted by cHiLD on Jun-07-2002 02:33:

funny. my screen name's always been jaded_child....my email still is...
I think you may be correct.

Posted by Orbax on Jun-07-2002 02:35:

ALCOHJOL ALCOHOL V BRINGS WIDS WISDOM as I la always say. yeah, i know im a geniuus but you dont have to rub it int in I would ask hwtaw what the worsrts wotr worst thing youve hev ever hd done it is bonee but I d think I dont want to know

Posted by cHiLD on Jun-07-2002 02:51:

hehehe.....(wicked giggle)

Posted by Orbax on Jun-07-2002 02:57:

iom km inga kinda thinknig ou t of throwing up now

Posted by cHiLD on Jun-07-2002 03:13:

poor baby

Posted by Orbax on Jun-07-2002 03:15:

y have u HVE HAVE a difrent ha avatar aev every post woman!

Posted by davinox on Jun-07-2002 03:16:

run! a drunk christian!

Posted by Orbax on Jun-07-2002 03:17:

DRINK MAN AND FORGET YOUR MISERY AND YOUR POVERTY! There is nothing wrong with drinking!

Posted by Palivar on Jun-07-2002 04:08:

Posted by Orbax on Jun-07-2002 04:25:

he shore is goofy lookin

Posted by inatrance on Jun-07-2002 04:26:

maybe you guys try too hard...?

when the time is right, it will happen.. you shouldnt really worry bout it much

Posted by Palivar on Jun-07-2002 05:39:

Posted by Lars Northrop on Jun-07-2002 05:44:

Yay for the pictures. How the hell does that fat guy do that thing with his eyes. That'd be a wicked party trick.

Anyway.

Whoever started this thread, there's one thing you should know. You will NEVER get laid by sitting at home in front of the computer and posting things like this on a message board.

Go out, meet people.
Nobody will come up to you and ask you to fuck them. Despite what all the p0rn movies try to tell you, this is NOT going to happen. Nope.

Posted by gOuRYeLLa~! on Jun-07-2002 06:10:

Posted by apri_peel on Jun-07-2002 06:24:

quote:
Originally posted by davinox
bleh....

quit this moral bullshit!!!!

the question is..... how to get laid....

got an answer?

im still not very clear on what exactly was asked: how to get laid or how to get a not-ready-yet gf to sleep with a 16-yr old boy overflowing with hormones?

either way, if you're trying to get your gf to sleep with you and she's not ready, then you either have to respect her if you truly care for her and wait. but if you dont respect her and/or just want to have sx, then you shouldnt even be with her, you dont deserve her

to get laid: all you got to do is find a girl you want to fck. flirt with her. ask her out. show her good time and as a reward you'll get to experience a piece of heaven. if you repeat step 3 on a regular basis, you will be getting your reward on a regular basis as well

keep in mind, as long as you are respectful of her, you treat her right, and she likes being with you, she will ask for it herself.

Posted by davinox on Jun-07-2002 06:28:

wait...this topic is about sex...?

i thought it was how to lie yourself down in a prone position...

Posted by Palivar on Jun-07-2002 06:41:

Posted by Orbax on Jun-07-2002 06:56:

shes got them child bearin hips

Posted by nate735 on Jun-07-2002 13:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Lars Northrop

Whoever started this thread, there's one thing you should know. You will NEVER get laid by sitting at home in front of the computer and posting things like this on a message board.

Go out, meet people.
Nobody will come up to you and ask you to fuck them. Despite what all the p0rn movies try to tell you, this is NOT going to happen. Nope.

Agreed. This is good advice.....

Posted by gOuRYeLLa~! on Jun-07-2002 19:40:

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