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Posted by jupiterone on Mar-24-2009 22:39:

lol

Posted by Gen3r4l1ty on Mar-24-2009 22:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Ever lost a condom up in a girl? That's love.

Nah, thats just chance. Helping her fish it out? THAT'S love.

Posted by answer?:gsmile: on Mar-24-2009 22:54:

momma said life is like a box of chocolates and the only way to remove a tampon is with your teeth.

Posted by Allied Nations on Mar-25-2009 01:23:

if answer? is who i think it is, im pretty sure i have a bigger dick LOL!

I didnt get the digital version joke

as for me, i have no need to bullshit about anything, i just have been really pissed at condoms lately, need to vent and get over it

Posted by ZeJayMan on Mar-25-2009 01:34:

the last date i went on the receipt for the condoms i bought earlier that day fell out of my jacket pocket halfway through the meal. still fucked her.

i also met her at the bus stop as i got off a bus full of down syndrome children.

but that's another story.

Posted by winston on Mar-25-2009 01:54:

i know what you mean

always wear a condom

Posted by Ania_xox on Mar-25-2009 02:11:

quote:
Originally posted by ZeJayMan

i also met her at the bus stop as i got off a bus full of down syndrome children.

i want to be your friend

Posted by UmmiE on Mar-25-2009 03:18:

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Mar-25-2009 03:41:

Posted by Yohan on Mar-25-2009 03:50:

quote:
Originally posted by answer?
banora thought my cock looked spectacular.
is that you jay?

Posted by wotyzoid on Mar-25-2009 04:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
I have a big ePenis, and I like to brag.

fixedzorz

Posted by bigjimslade002 on Mar-25-2009 04:14:

quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
durex ftw.

heres one for you then

Posted by Alex on Mar-25-2009 04:41:

My pen0r is too small for condoms. When I used to need them I'd just use one of those mini baggies coke comes in and I'd tie it off with an elastic tied around several times.

Woe is me

Posted by boris_the_bear on Mar-25-2009 07:15:

Re: condoms

quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
i fucking hate them!

now that I'm single again we're supposed to be working together and fuck man, i just can't get my head around the concept.

finally found some that fit, but fuck, condoms fucking suck.

/rant

holy shit man, i was gonna post a similar thread lol

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Mar-25-2009 07:53:

i cant believe people bitch and moan about one of the greatest inventions of all time.

Posted by RapidFire on Mar-25-2009 08:25:

pope approves of this thread

Posted by boris_the_bear on Mar-25-2009 14:02:

100% effective pills for men with anti-aids that have no effect on sexual desire - THAT would be the best thing ever invented

Posted by denys envy on Mar-25-2009 14:08:

quote:
Originally posted by bigjimslade002
heres one for you then

oh snap. wish i'd have thought of that in college, pin it on the floor's bulletin board... knowing the football players that occupied half if it, though, i bet one of them would bring a bitch home without a condom and be stupid enough to use it.

"Baby you got a condom?"

"...Hold on one second."

Posted by squirrelly on Mar-25-2009 14:39:

get snipped.

problem solved!

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Mar-25-2009 14:47:

Isn't that an exceedingly expensive procedure?

Posted by david.michael on Mar-25-2009 14:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Isn't that an exceedingly expensive procedure?

You mean like, "supporting another living human for 18 years" expensive, or...?

Posted by Zild on Mar-25-2009 14:57:

quote:
Originally posted by squirrelly
get snipped.

problem solved!

That only solves half the problem. You can always get an abortion, but getting rid of a virus is usually a no go.

Posted by squirrelly on Mar-25-2009 14:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Isn't that an exceedingly expensive procedure?

It's like 500$ here

And you can't force a girl to get an abortion.

Posted by Zild on Mar-25-2009 15:00:

That's what you think.

Posted by denys envy on Mar-25-2009 15:02:

quote:
Originally posted by squirrelly
It's like 500$ here

And you can't force a girl to get an abortion.

no, but you can push her down a few sets of stairs.

escalators prefered, one's that are coming towards you - she's bound to hit a few more steps on the way down.

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