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Posted by woscar on Jul-09-2009 03:14:

LOL, I swear my girlfriend must have a fucking radar because she ALWAYS calls me when I'm taking a shit. Sometimes I even call her BEFORE I want to take a shit, and she won't answer. Then, as soon as my cheeks hit the seat my cell would begin to ring.

Posted by yukii on Jul-09-2009 03:16:

quote:
Originally posted by woscar
Sometimes I even call her BEFORE I want to take a shit, and she won't answer. Then, as soon as my cheeks hit the seat my cell would begin to ring.

LOL

Posted by Arbiter on Jul-09-2009 03:28:

As a matter of ordinary practice, no. But if I'm already in the middle of an important call and the urge is particularly compelling...

Posted by trancesept on Jul-09-2009 03:29:

I surf TA while I'm taking a shit.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jul-09-2009 03:34:

quote:
Originally posted by trancesept
I surf TA while I'm taking a shit.

Are you shitting right now?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-09-2009 03:37:

I'm shitting!

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jul-09-2009 03:40:

I reread this thread once in a while when I want a good laugh:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=450663

Posted by Frenchie on Jul-09-2009 03:40:

I'm wafting!

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Jul-09-2009 03:41:

i have a friend who constantly txts when he is taking a dump.

I have taken a crap on the phone before though... usually its to people id like to crap on in the first place though.

Posted by woscar on Jul-09-2009 03:57:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I reread this thread once in a while when I want a good laugh:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=450663

Yeah, that thread delivered

Posted by Palladium on Jul-09-2009 04:28:

sometimes i bring the ipod

Posted by Cloudburst on Jul-09-2009 12:38:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
LOL, I glanced at this paragraph and thought for a second that you were writing about eating cereal while you crapped.

quote:
Originally posted by camshaft
not usually, the echo gives it away.

i ate an entire bowl of cheerios once though.

I'm just in and out, as fast as I can, so I can continue with my shit (pun pun). I don't particularly enjoy being in the shitter.

Once they called me about a job during and I had to tell them to call me in 10 minutes.

Posted by squirrelly on Jul-09-2009 14:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
no i'm weird when i take a crap. i have to have the faucet running and read something. i'm done in like a minute too.

+1

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-09-2009 14:38:

I need silence/quiet. Having a fan on or water running creates a sense of urgency that I can't get down with. I like every shit to be a zen-like/religious experience.

Posted by Scoops on Jul-09-2009 14:51:

i once took a pic of my shit and posted it on TA....

i was almost banned after doing so

Posted by d-miurge on Jul-09-2009 14:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
I thought girls only pooped sprinkles and rainbows

Tssss, girls are not unicorns.

Oh, and I love to read poetry when I'm pooping.

Posted by squirrelly on Jul-09-2009 14:59:

I always have the water running... even when I'm home by myself. It stresses me out that I can't turn on the water in the bathroom at work

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Jul-09-2009 15:03:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Lol, one of my favorite images to conjure in my head is of some smoking hot high maintenance bitch taking a really massive dump.

Posted by Renzo on Jul-09-2009 19:00:

quote:
Originally posted by squirrelly
I always have the water running... even when I'm home by myself. It stresses me out that I can't turn on the water in the bathroom at work

There's gotta be some type of law that stops this.

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Jul-09-2009 19:02:

I have noticed when some people call, that triggers a shitting session. Anyone else have someone do this to them?

Posted by squirrelly on Jul-09-2009 19:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
There's gotta be some type of law that stops this.

It's the damn sensor sinks! Where they only go off when your hands are in front of them.

Posted by geroin on Jul-09-2009 20:12:

i've always wondered why is there such an urgency to read something while taking a shit.. like i barely ever read magazines but when it's time to go i gotta grab a book or something or worst case scenario read some shampoo bottle instructions. There must be some explanation to this

Posted by Scoops on Jul-09-2009 20:17:

i play my nintendo DS while dropping a duece

Posted by jonSun on Jul-09-2009 20:23:

I like to talk on the phone while taking a dump but sometimes its kinda hard. I eat alot of cheese. Sometimes my shits are 4-5 inches in diameter that are solid. So I gotta make some noise to get them out.

Posted by Lira on Jul-09-2009 20:33:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
My choice lately has been this one:

Math and logic while crapping.

OMG, I'm reading this one on the throne:

We're like... loo-mates!

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