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Posted by arturob on Jun-27-2002 16:29:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: oink!

quote:
Originally posted by DevanteS

attacked with flabby trout and flying strawberries, the Amoeba Assassin runs away!

Mommy!

Pork!

lmao. lol

Posted by Spyder on Jun-27-2002 16:30:

Re: Re: Re: oink!

quote:
Originally posted by DevanteS

secretAgent SexxxyPorky aka the Amoeba Assassin, looks under the covers to find...

... julie with a knife and fork in both hands, with a glazed look in her eyes and froth at her mouth...

"mmmm... bacon!", Julie says as she eyes Porky hungrily

me: AIYEEEEE!!!!!!

*The amoeba assassin runs away!*

Pork!

lol you only wish it was a knife
when actulay i'm holding a frying pan and a prodding stick.. eheheh

Posted by Porky on Jun-27-2002 16:31:

Re: Re: Re: Re: whoa ladies!

quote:
Originally posted by Julie_Spyder

lol
/me gets the water hose out and sprays devantes with beer

sexxy porky, takes a break from running away to take a sip of cold beer

mmmm...beer! oy!
Pork!!

Posted by flystyler on Jun-27-2002 16:31:

Ahhhhhh i cant keep up, how many bottles r we on now?????

Posted by Porky on Jun-27-2002 16:35:

quote:
Originally posted by flystyler
Ahhhhhh i cant keep up, how many bottles r we on now?????

*hands fly a bottle of beer*

"here ya go mate!, now watch out for that crazy woman!"

Pork!

Posted by Spyder on Jun-27-2002 16:36:

quote:
Originally posted by flystyler
Ahhhhhh i cant keep up, how many bottles r we on now?????

arugaz

Posted by arturob on Jun-27-2002 16:37:

porky, you rule.

Many Greetings,

xxx

f0x

Posted by Spyder on Jun-27-2002 16:40:

quote:
Originally posted by DevanteS

*hands fly a bottle of beer*

"here ya go mate!, now watch out for that crazy woman!"

Pork!

i'm NOT CRAZY!!!!

Posted by arturob on Jun-27-2002 16:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Julie_Spyder

i'm NOT CRAZY!!!!

she is _more_ than crazy.

Posted by flystyler on Jun-27-2002 16:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Starfox
porky, you rule.

Many Greetings,

xxx

f0x

Rules what????

A small town in the outer regions of the mongolian forests

Posted by arturob on Jun-27-2002 16:43:

quote:
Originally posted by flystyler

Rules what????

A small town in the outer regions of the mongolian forests

err... hmmm...

Posted by Spyder on Jun-27-2002 16:44:

quote:
Originally posted by flystyler

Rules what????

A small town in the outer regions of the mongolian forests

oings and porks

Posted by Porky on Jun-27-2002 16:46:

oink!

quote:
Originally posted by Julie_Spyder

i'm NOT CRAZY!!!!

The man they call Pork, picks up the phone and dials...Ring..ring..ring..
"Hello?," a quaint voice asks.
"Hi, this is secret Agent Pork, i have come to inform you that my agents and i have narrowed down the spiderlady! We know where she's hiding!"
The voice on the other end demands, "Is it true? She is alive?!?!!?"

"yes," porky replies, " i'll let you know!"

....

Posted by Spyder on Jun-27-2002 16:50:

Re: oink!

quote:
Originally posted by DevanteS

The man they call Pork, picks up the phone and dials...Ring..ring..ring..
"Hello?," a quaint voice asks.
"Hi, this is secret Agent Pork, i have come to inform you that my agents and i have narrowed down the spiderlady! We know where she's hiding!"
The voice on the other end demands, "Is it true? She is alive?!?!!?"

"yes," porky replies, " i'll let you know!"

....

CONTINUE DAMM IT!!!

Posted by flystyler on Jun-27-2002 16:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Starfox

err... hmmm...

I apologise for my randomness

But how many flowers r in that field over there?????

Posted by arturob on Jun-27-2002 16:57:

quote:
Originally posted by flystyler

I apologise for my randomness

But how many flowers r in that field over there?????

dunno

Posted by Spyder on Jun-27-2002 17:02:

quote:
Originally posted by flystyler

I apologise for my randomness

But how many flowers r in that field over there?????

397.2 flowers

Posted by flystyler on Jun-27-2002 17:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Julie_Spyder

397.2 flowers

*makes the cross sound*

WRONG!

Anyway it was 0, it was a concrete car park, doh

Posted by Spyder on Jun-27-2002 17:18:

quote:
Originally posted by flystyler

*makes the cross sound*

WRONG!

Anyway it was 0, it was a concrete car park, doh

you never said.. before..

Posted by torontotrance on Jun-28-2002 01:16:

Errr.....her man is here.......= ME

Now i think foxy and fly should behave themselves....SHE BELONGS TO ME!........or i think she owns me.....oh well. NEver the less, congrats to my bitchy half......for reaching 1000.

Posted by Palivar on Jun-28-2002 02:46:

"OH boy! I've reached my 50,000th post!!!

Posted by Porky on Jun-28-2002 07:31:

Re: Re: oink!

quote:
Originally posted by Julie_Spyder
CONTINUE DAMM IT!!!
\

*** and the story continues ***

..the voice on the other end continues as the radio static crackles..

"yes, the spiderlady... she is tricky so watch out comrade!"
To which the agentPorky inquires, "And why is that?"
"Well," the voice continues, "She has just escaped from the Asylum last year and her whereabouts are unknown. If you have indeed found her, you must be careful to approach her with caution! She is deadly!"

"Ok," porky replies.., "i'll do my best!"

Agent Porky hangs up the phone and wonders.. How will he apprehend this femme fatale?

Posted by Spyder on Jun-28-2002 12:00:

Re: Re: Re: oink!

quote:
Originally posted by DevanteS
\

*** and the story continues ***

..the voice on the other end continues as the radio static crackles..

"yes, the spiderlady... she is tricky so watch out comrade!"
To which the agentPorky inquires, "And why is that?"
"Well," the voice continues, "She has just escaped from the Asylum last year and her whereabouts are unknown. If you have indeed found her, you must be careful to approach her with caution! She is deadly!"

"Ok," porky replies.., "i'll do my best!"

Agent Porky hangs up the phone and wonders.. How will he apprehend this femme fatale?

AND AND ,.........

Posted by torontotrance on Jun-28-2002 14:34:

Continue the damn story.........don't leave us hanging.

Posted by Porky on Jun-28-2002 16:58:

oing!

*agentPorky hangs up the phone with his informant. as he sits restless in his chair he thinks to himself, "how in the world am i going to catch this crazy lady?"

as he sits, he notices a strange rustling noise coming from the window. he looks but doesn't see anything weird... as the noise continues to pique agentPorky's interest he goes over to the window to check it out. "hmmmm, doesn't look like there's anything here," he thinks to himself...

then out of the blue the SpiDeRlaDy jumps out from below with a knife in one hand and a fork in the other...

"Bacon!!!!!," the spiderlady rants with a glazed look , "I AM YOUR MOTHER!"

AiyyEEEEEEEeeeEEEEeeEE! -> Porkchop runs away!

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