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i actually do the same things slylee mentioned, except i'm known to punch sometimes as well. ive woken up spazzing out as if i'm beating the crap out of the air or my pillow. and usually just humming/moaning, occasionally i'll yell out something or so i'm told

on the way back from a long moving trip, 8+ hrs of driving on the way back, my friend fell asleep and started talking in his sleep about the job. it went something like

Him: "DUDE NOT 1,000 CUBE" (unit of measurement for the job)
Me: Yeah we have to go back, we forgot everything
Him: "Awhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooo"

later on he started talking again, this time about cookies

Him: "Tell her those cookies aren't for her"
Me: "Dude you want the cookies?"
Him: "Yes! They're not for her!"
Me: "We forgot to load the truck we've gotta go back"
Him: "Awhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooo"

oh yea i just remembered a funny story.

a friend of mine had a cast on his foot and i asked him what happened and he told me he woke up in the middle of the night and kicked the wall as hard as he could in his sleep and broke his foot

i was like, ".... oh. ok" LOL id hate to be sleeping with that guy.

i wank in my sleep

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Originally posted by echosystm My ex girlfriend told me she would sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and I would be humping her, while I was asleep.

this shit has apparently happened to me once

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Originally posted by boris_the_bear this shit has apparently happened to me once

Except with your pillow, of course, right?

actually now that i think of it, my bf did that to me one time too. he was obviously having a sex dream and he kept reaching over and touching my vagina and i was like, "what? u wanna fuck?" and he didn't answer...dead asleep. i was like so then i laid back down and he did it again a few minutes later. i was sitting there in bed giggling so hard, it was hilarious.

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Originally posted by Slylee actually now that i think of it, my bf did that to me one time too. he was obviously having a sex dream and he kept reaching over and touching my vagina and i was like, "what? u wanna fuck?" and he didn't answer...dead asleep. i was like so then i laid back down and he did it again a few minutes later. i was sitting there in bed giggling so hard, it was hilarious.

Do women have sex dreams?

Forgot to mention this too about my wife... lol she'd kill me if she knew I was telling people. Our cats are pretty active at night, and sometimes they'll walk into the bedroom and just start meowing out loud because they want to play. Sometimes one of them will meow, and she will meow back... then the cat meows again, and she does it back. They go back and forth like 10 times. She has no idea she's doing it.

When i was little i was at my aunts house and I got up in the middle of the night, walked downstairs to the bathroom (I know this because my mom saw me walk past the room she was sleeping in), go into the bathroom, and I guess I decided to sit and pee cause I was tired and didnt want to turn on the lights. Anyways I skipped the crucial step of pulling my pajama pants down...

I woke up the next morning thinking I had pissed myself, I am glad someone saw me go to the bathroom lol cause I had never pissed myself in bed before or since then...

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Originally posted by The17sss Forgot to mention this too about my wife... lol she'd kill me if she knew I was telling people. Our cats are pretty active at night, and sometimes they'll walk into the bedroom and just start meowing out loud because they want to play. Sometimes one of them will meow, and she will meow back... then the cat meows again, and she does it back. They go back and forth like 10 times. She has no idea she's doing it.

i kinda miss my little crackhead cat. i gave her to a girlfriend of mine. she was really funny and VERY active at night. you have no idea what i went through for months. she would run up and down the hallway repeatedly and whenever i would get out of bed to go grab her, she would run under the bed and hide from me. so then i had to start getting out of bed (she'd dart under the bed) and pretend i was going in the bathroom...then wait for her to come back out from my bed and out of my room down the hallway and then chase her into the livingroom and into the dog cage i had set up for her. lol it drove me nuts but at the same time, i'd find myself laughing at what i was doing at 3 in the morning...."pretending to go to the bathroom" so i could trick my fucking cat!

i miss her



and yes krypton we do. i posted it recently in another thread, i forget which one...but i have actual orgasms in my sleep at least every couple of months from perverted sexual dreams i have. crazy shit.

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Originally posted by Slylee i kinda miss my little crackhead cat. i gave her to a girlfriend of mine. she was really funny and VERY active at night. you have no idea what i went through for months. she would run up and down the hallway repeatedly and whenever i would get out of bed to go grab her, she would run under the bed and hide from me. so then i had to start getting out of bed (she'd dart under the bed) and pretend i was going in the bathroom...then wait for her to come back out from my bed and out of my room down the hallway and then chase her into the livingroom and into the dog cage i had set up for her. lol it drove me nuts but at the same time, i'd find myself laughing at what i was doing at 3 in the morning...."pretending to go to the bathroom" so i could trick my fucking cat!

I know exactly what you're going through. I'll be upstairs in bed, and I'll hear the sound of a wrapper being chewed or the clinking sound of a spoon in the sink being licked. Those little bastards know damn well they aren't allowed on the counters, and as soon as we're in bed that's the first place they go. The kitchen has to be fucking spotless before going to bed or they'll get into something (or I have to lock them in a room). I'll jump out of bed and run down the stairs to catch them, and it's the same thing every time: the big one runs behind the TV and sits there looking innocent, knowing I can't get behind there and grab him, and the little one darts behind the couch. I used to be able to use the cat treats to get them to come to me, but they've figured out when I bust out the bag at 3:00 a.m. it's a trick to catch them. Little fuckers.

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Originally posted by The17sss I know exactly what you're going through. I'll be upstairs in bed, and I'll hear the sound of a wrapper being chewed or the clinking sound of a spoon in the sink being licked. Those little bastards know damn well they aren't allowed on the counters, and as soon as we're in bed that's the first place they go. The kitchen has to be fucking spotless before going to bed or they'll get into something (or I have to lock them in a room). I'll jump out of bed and run down the stairs to catch them, and it's the same thing every time: the big one runs behind the TV and sits there looking innocent, knowing I can't get behind there and grab him, and the little one darts behind the couch. I used to be able to use the cat treats to get them to come to me, but they've figured out when I bust out the bag at 3:00 a.m. it's a trick to catch them. Little fuckers.

lol yea same thing here with busting out the treats and her figuring it out after a while. actually...sometimes i'd chase her down the hallway and she would go directly in the dog cage herself as if to say "ok ok i know, time out"

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Originally posted by ziptnf Except with your pillow, of course, right?

hahaha excellent joke

I never do anything in my sleep now, but I was nuts when I was a kid. My mom was up late in the kitchen one night when she heard me run down the stairs and down the hallway, and jump over the back of the couch. When she came over to see wtf happened, I was sound asleep on the couch. I also had a habit of pulling my dresser drawers in my sleep, and peeing into them thinking it was the toilet.

Cats are just a taste of what you deal with with human toddlers.

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Originally posted by Krypton Cats are just a taste of what you deal with with human toddlers.

that is exactly what i was saying when i was going through all of that with my cat. i literally had circles under my eyes every day from the lack of sleep from dealing with her at odd hours in the night. i told all my friends to get a kitten before deciding on having children lol

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Originally posted by Slylee and yes krypton we do. i posted it recently in another thread, i forget which one...but i have actual orgasms in my sleep at least every couple of months from perverted sexual dreams i have. crazy shit.

Office-boner!

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Originally posted by Slylee that is exactly what i was saying when i was going through all of that with my cat. i literally had circles under my eyes every day from the lack of sleep from dealing with her at odd hours in the night. i told all my friends to get a kitten before deciding on having children lol

That's the truth. I have found that the bigger the cat, the calmer they are. Just my anecdote. All the small cats I'v seen were full of energy. While bigger cats (over 10lbs) were chiller. My cat that died a couple years ago used to go to bed when I went to bed, and sleep most of the night, before scratching at the door to get out of my room for litter box or food.

swear when I turn over

my mom's male cat (adult) likes to push on the vertical blinds in the morning with his paw and meow really loud. omg i used to hate that cat in the mornings. he would pull that shit at like 7 a.m. on a sunday. he's very vocal and has her trained to feed him whenever he meows so he's a fat ass too. lol i always tell my mom that and she gets all defensive like "no i dont! he's not fat!" i'm like "yea OK mom"...fucking thing weighs more than my dog.

I elbowed my bf in the face one night in my sleep and made his nose bleed, lol. I just sat up out of bed and smashed him angrily in the face and then went right back to sleep.

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Originally posted by jennypie I elbowed my bf in the face one night in my sleep and made his nose bleed, lol. I just sat up out of bed and smashed him angrily in the face and then went right back to sleep.

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Originally posted by XaNaX an even better thread would be funny things you do after you take some ambien

i would imagine everyone would say "sleep"? just a stab in the dark.

My boyfriend says that I make noises while I sleep. Little sexual whimpers lmao - he says I do it whenever he lays a hand on me (not sexually, just like drapes his arm around my body)... I don't doubt it but he swears it's true. I also snore when I'm utterly exhausted (lightly).

My bf on the other hand - straight up talks. Not always but a few times he's scared the living shit out of me. We were sleeping and he sat straight up and said "WE NEED MORE CHICKENS!" (when I say "said" I mean "yelled") then proceeds to go BUCKAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!! and pass back out

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Originally posted by Slylee i would imagine everyone would say "sleep"? just a stab in the dark.

lol NOPE!

I've known people that sleep walk while on ambien.

My friends husband puts on one of those helmets with the lights on it and cleans the whole house (scares the shit out of her) and then blames her for stealing/moving shit in his house when he wakes up. She had to videotape him doing it for him to believe that it was HIM.

On a sad note - a friend of ours sleep walked, got into a car while sleep walking and drove the car right into a ditch and died while taking ambien

I won't ever touch the stuff because of that.

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