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Posted by malek on Aug-13-2009 19:08:

ouch...

send her the website URL so she understands it was (ahem) a joke.


Posted by Ozmozis on Aug-13-2009 20:11:

quote:
Originally posted by geroin


:/


hahaha awesome post that!


Posted by malek on Aug-13-2009 20:31:

ME Question for you
Her hiii ok
ME Can i tap that?
Her looool
Her all the way from MTL?
ME I have my own ways
ME So its a yes?
Her lol you're funny!
Her maybeeeee
ME Ill bring cookies
Her lol kkk
Her labour of loves line-up is so shit
ME Nice come over ill arrange tix to sensation
Her i wiiish. i don't think i can though
ME But i can still tap it right? 3
Her lol sure
ME Awesome ill see you tonight
Her lol kkk
ME Awesome, straberry or cherry?
Her CHERRYYYY
ME Anything else?
Her lol no that's it


Posted by English Rachel on Aug-13-2009 20:34:

quote:
Originally posted by geroin
My try..

Me: Hey can I ask you something?
Her: Yeah
Me: When can I tap that?
Her: Ur joking right
Me: No why would I be joking
Her: Cause its not going to happen loser
Me: Why not?
Her: Causeee I'm not like that
Me: Alright so let me take you out for a dinner and then I can tap that ass
Her: No
Me: Ok so I'll pick you up at 8?
Her: No u loser u better be joking I swear
Me: This is no joking matter girl
Her: Well u shouldn't be asking
Me: So I should just do it without asking?
Her: Oh yeaa lol
Me: Niiice, can't wait
Her: Ur a loser, it aint happening
Me: Wtf? I already booked a hotel room
Her: Hahaha very funny

:/


Awww lol poor Gera. I am crying laughing here.

Here's my other, Nick sent me one back

Him: Can I tap that?
Me: Like Liza Minnelli on Broadway, baby
Him: Like a skeleton on a tin roof?
Me: Like the KGB on a phone line
Him: Like the US on an Iraqi oil pipeline?
Me: Like Freddy Krueger on your window
Him: Like an Ethiopian with a bucket?
Me: Like a blind man with a cane

LOL!


Posted by Mach X on Aug-13-2009 20:52:

quote:
Originally posted by malek
ouch...

send her the website URL so she understands it was (ahem) a joke.


I had to do that....

LOL!


Posted by geroin on Aug-13-2009 21:24:

quote:
Originally posted by malek
ouch...

send her the website URL so she understands it was (ahem) a joke.


Lol yeah I told her after, she was pretty mad
Here's another one from me

Me: Hey I have a question
Her: Sure
Me: When am i gonna tap that?
Her: Lmao
Her: Is this the one where youre trying to get as many odd responses as possible?
Me: Yes lol
Her: Yah. I've done it myself
Her: Lol
Me: Haha
Me: No but seriously when?
Her: Lol ill probably see you monday



Posted by FunkyCrew on Aug-13-2009 21:29:

hahah Gera - WIN!


Posted by Capo di tutti on Aug-13-2009 22:24:


Posted by Ravist on Aug-13-2009 22:38:

quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
The funniest one, by far:




LMAO thats good, i thought this one was funny too

quote:
Me: Hey bebe when can I tap dat?
Her: Wtf ur already inside of me put ur phone away
Me: Oh shiiattttt


Posted by Ravist on Aug-13-2009 22:40:

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Posted by Jem_hadar on Aug-13-2009 22:56:

quote:
Originally posted by English Rachel
Me: Can I tap that?

Him: Tap what??

Me: You're rubbish, I thought of all people you'd give me a good response.... Next!

Him: You can't tap but you can get tapped Rachel!

Me: Can you tap this?

Him: Like an irish pub landlord on st patty�s day love


BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Love yours Rach


Posted by Jem_hadar on Aug-13-2009 22:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Rodrico
Awesome


Best. Ever! bwaaaaahahahahaha


Posted by Miss. S on Aug-13-2009 23:11:

quote:
Originally posted by geroin
My try..

Me: Hey can I ask you something?
Her: Yeah
Me: When can I tap that?
Her: Ur joking right
Me: No why would I be joking
Her: Cause its not going to happen loser
Me: Why not?
Her: Causeee I'm not like that
Me: Alright so let me take you out for a dinner and then I can tap that ass
Her: No
Me: Ok so I'll pick you up at 8?
Her: No u loser u better be joking I swear
Me: This is no joking matter girl
Her: Well u shouldn't be asking
Me: So I should just do it without asking?
Her: Oh yeaa lol
Me: Niiice, can't wait
Her: Ur a loser, it aint happening
Me: Wtf? I already booked a hotel room
Her: Hahaha very funny

:/


lol best one


Posted by Miss. S on Aug-13-2009 23:14:

As expected, I tried with a few ppl and 99% responded immediately with, "When??"

One though-

Me: so uh, can i tap that?
Him: tap what?
Me: your ass.
Him: what would you tap it with?
Me: my tongue.
Him: perhaps.


Posted by DigiNut on Aug-13-2009 23:30:

quote:
Originally posted by English Rachel
Awww lol poor Gera. I am crying laughing here.

Here's my other, Nick sent me one back

Him: Can I tap that?
Me: Like Liza Minnelli on Broadway, baby
Him: Like a skeleton on a tin roof?
Me: Like the KGB on a phone line
Him: Like the US on an Iraqi oil pipeline?
Me: Like Freddy Krueger on your window
Him: Like an Ethiopian with a bucket?
Me: Like a blind man with a cane

LOL!

Lol, nice. Last line definitely gets the win.


Posted by Abercrombie on Aug-14-2009 00:26:

me: Hey, can I tap that?

her: What the hell are you going on about? You found a date for your movie? I'm going to karaoke probably on adelaide tonight depends how I feel tho

me: So, can I tap that after?

her: Umm probably not! But have fun at your movie

me: I gave the pass away Thanks, at least now I know I have a chance at least

her: Huh? A chance at, what tapping me, I just said probably, not that, but anyways have a good night



I fail again.


Posted by DigiNut on Aug-14-2009 00:49:

You should've worked the Karaoke into it. So many possibilities.


Posted by Jer on Aug-14-2009 01:19:



L O L


Posted by malek on Aug-14-2009 01:24:

2 fails out of 3, you guys have to hurry because in a few days, everyone will know about it.


Posted by Abercrombie on Aug-14-2009 01:47:

me:
Can I tap that?

her:
what

me:
It's been so long, can I tap that?

her:
lol what?

me:
you need it, I need it

her:
haha why do i need it

me:
you have needs and I can take care of them really good

her:
are you drunk

me:
No, cuz that would be disrespectful


Posted by FunkyCrew on Aug-14-2009 02:04:

wow Aj 3 FAILS in a row
I think you should stop


Posted by Jer on Aug-14-2009 02:11:

I think he's asking the wrong girls.


Posted by DigiNut on Aug-14-2009 03:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
me:
No, cuz that would be disrespectful

I'm disappointed AJ, I really thought you had more mojo. How about answering with "No, I'd still tap that sober" or "No, I was hoping to do some juicin' instead." Or even "Soon, I like to finish off with a punch."


Posted by LKD on Aug-14-2009 03:16:

me: can I tap that?

her: im sorry. who is this?


Posted by 1dawoman on Aug-14-2009 03:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss. S
As expected, I tried with a few ppl and 99% responded immediately with, "When??"

One though-

Me: so uh, can i tap that?
Him: tap what?
Me: your ass.
Him: what would you tap it with?
Me: my tongue.
Him: perhaps.



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