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As already mentioned, her diet is probably the leading factor to bad breath/axe wound. Ask if she eats fast food a lot. Then take her to Tokyo Joe's or something healthy like that.

She may also have HPV - did it smell fishy down there? That's typically what that means. It's an extremely common virus that can be resolved with a very minor prescription.

if she likes anal i would give her a dirty sanchez and tell her that the mustache was to improve the smell.

also if it smelled that bad and it was the first time you met her, maybe you were not the first cock in that that night.

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Originally posted by Slylee http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Tas...Semen&id=164106

awesome, apart from eating a reasonable amount of onion that's a lot of my diet. Now to find a woman stupid enough to want me

well you could start by stopping the whole "poor me no girl wants me" act. it's really unattractive. put a little swagger in your step and start walking around knowing you have the best tasting semen in town.

Yeah, you're looking at it all wrong, Ian. Girls are like flowers to be plucked and then thrown away because they get ugly as they age. Your semen is a gift to them - most of them don't deserve it, but you will lower yourself to show them the affection of getting a hot blast of souls to the chin, shoulder, hair, and maybe feet. I don't give a shit if they're sleeping, you've got a lot of work to do.

it is funny because it is true. That hot little 24 year old will one day become a dilapidated 50 year old with a hangar between her legs. A guy at 50 can still get the hot little 24 year old, all he needs is a few bucks and a script. The best before date is way lower for chicks

Sooo, so true. Being a guy is awesome - we don't have to hold kids in us, we're pretty much allowed to let loose with bodily functions at any given time, and we can still get young things to fuck us when we're fat and grey.

you don't get your period and bear children because you couldn't fucking handle it lol look how you fags get when you have a cold

Exactly, and you women will take care of us anyways because nurturing is within your nature. Haaaaaaaa, suckersssssssss.

lol dont even get me started with the whole man v. woman thing.


u guys are what is wrong w/ the world today. you rape and murder and manipulate and abuse and are pretty much the reason behind EVERY fucked up woman with emotional and psychological issues. it can always be traced back to a man in her life, trust me lol

Hmmmmm...

I don't think either of us can really substantiate any opinion in this matter really, but I have felt for a long, long time that if women outnumbered men 2:1, there would be proportionately that much less war. It's simply in men's nature to fight, especially amongst themselves - biological drives tell us to cull one another until the strongest is left to breed, it's why men typically value competition over personal relationships and cooperation, women of course being the opposite. But this is all very general, of course.

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Originally posted by Slylee you don't get your period and bear children because you couldn't fucking handle it lol look how you fags get when you have a cold

and look at how you bitches act when you see a sag and a wrinkle. Its coming slylee.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Hmmmmm... I don't think either of us can really substantiate any opinion in this matter really, but I have felt for a long, long time that if women outnumbered men 2:1, there would be proportionately that much less war.

On the surface, that sounds logical. But for the most part, girls seem to hate each other, for no truly good reason. Also a general statement, but I can't imagine the chaos that would happen in a world with a 2:1 female ratio. Men would be much more scarce, therefore the catty behavior and claws coming out from competition would be exponentially worse than it already is. On the other hand, cell phone companies would see their profits skyrocket.

A friend of mine told me that when she had her little mammal, her uterus actually came out along with the child. The doctor had to stuff it back in and at one point it actually seemed as though he was punching it back into place.

Lolllllllllllllll, being a woman.

men would still be richer because we could sell our cum to the 50% that can't reproduce without us making us still in charge of the world whilst giving out backhands when dinner is not ready.

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Originally posted by lenazi men would still be richer because we could sell our cum to the 50% that can't reproduce without us making us still in charge of the world whilst giving out backhands when dinner is not ready.

LOL... sperm would be traded on the stock exchange.

women outnumber us already but still aren't in charge.

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Originally posted by The17sss On the surface, that sounds logical. But for the most part, girls seem to hate each other, for no truly good reason. Also a general statement, but I can't imagine the chaos that would happen in a world with a 2:1 female ratio. Men would be much more scarce, therefore the catty behavior and claws coming out from competition would be exponentially worse than it already is. On the other hand, cell phone companies would see their profits skyrocket.

Well it's certainly interesting to think about. And yeah, I think you're right in that there would arise a lot more competition specifically between women as a once-generous resource would be taken away. But I think that women would have different ways of coping with this than men seem to, and violence would be that much rarer of a reaction - not impossible or non-existent, but the biological need to stomp out one another's genetic line seems a uniquely male phenomenon, though perhaps I am wrong. Also, all it'd take is a few sappy commercials to calm everyone down/reduce them to tears and shame to quell world events. Think of all the good that could be done if our species as a whole were to eliminate sexual frustration - there'd be rainbows and fucking doves everywhere.

Most importantly however, is with the scarcity of maleness in the world, we'd be able to pick and choose our women that much more. Stinky snatches just wouldn't cut it anymore. Either that or they'd all wise up and strap us down to extract our semen forcefully. Snu snu.

i still don't think that nou could get some even at 9:1.

donkey punch gogoogoooogogogoogoooo

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Originally posted by Slylee lol dont even get me started with the whole man v. woman thing. u guys are what is wrong w/ the world today. you rape and murder and manipulate and abuse and are pretty much the reason behind EVERY fucked up woman with emotional and psychological issues. it can always be traced back to a man in her life, trust me lol

not necessarily true, my last ex was fucked up from her dad and her mom. Mental trauma from both ends creating a cheating whore who sleeps with a friend of yours. I've seen some women who are even worse then men. Like that woman in florida or texas or wherever who drowned her kids. That was all her baby not some guy. So dont be putting the blame and what not solely on us haha.

Was her dad abusive to her mom though? Every fucked up girl I've known and been with has been an amalgam of different issues. Was never just 'those damned men hurrr hurrr'.

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Originally posted by drivingforce not necessarily true, my last ex was fucked up from her dad and her mom. Mental trauma from both ends creating a cheating whore who sleeps with a friend of yours. I've seen some women who are even worse then men. Like that woman in florida or texas or wherever who drowned her kids. That was all her baby not some guy. So dont be putting the blame and what not solely on us haha.

well the chick's mom has issues from a man in her life. could be her own dad or any guy really. and i guarantee you the woman who killed her own kids had a really fucked up childhood with abuse from a man or a woman who was once abused by a man lol.

This is what you have to do.


You have to get her back to your place again. Turn off the lights romance her a bit. wear a jimmy hat because she most likely has a fungus infection. so with the lights off you break open the jimmy hat and put a thin coat of tiger balm on to it. but on the jimmy hat and start thrusting. Within one minute shes going to start yelling in pain...Okay this is where you go to man the fuck up. "Hey listen to me... stop crying LISTEN TO ME! YOUR VAG FUCKIN STINKS!!! IT FUCKIN STINKKSSS! I CAN MAKE THE BURNING GO AWAY BUT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME!!! ARE YOU LISTENING! CLEAN YOUR FUCKIN VAG!!! OKAY?!?!? CLEAN THAT FUCKIN SHIT YOU DUMB BITCH! WHAT YOU ARE FEELIN NOW IS WHAT MY NOSE FEELS LIKE EVERYTIME WE DO THESE FUCKIN ROMANTIC TIMES. Now repeat after me! I SAID REPEAT!!!! I.... WILL.... WASH... MY.....YOU"RE NOT LISTENING! REPEAT I SAID!!! FUCK THE PAIN GOD DOESN"T LOVE YOU! ILL MAKE THE PAIN STOP BUt you have to *whisper* trust me. I... WILL... WASH...MY... VAG!!! SAY IT AGAIN!!! SAY IT!!!!....Good. alright he pain will wear off in another 3 mins what you got in your fridge?".





now this isnt going to help you're cause but you're fucked anyways. You're just helping the next dude get enjoy some fresh pussy and get some anal on the first date. sorry bro, you got to be that guy this time. Man rule #49 thee who smells the stinky vag first must fix up problem.its right before rule #48 first who smelt it dealt it.

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