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| Originally posted by david.michael I knew it! |
I hate shitting and wish that I wasn't one of you nasty human beings who has to shit and fart.
You don't know how much I hate it. Look at all the most intelligent, important people in this world: they all have to sit on a toilet and have nasty shit come out of their asshole like an animal.
Why do we have to shit? I hate it! I wish we never had to shit or fart. Peeing is OK, because if you pee water on someone it can be sexy. But there's nothing sexy about shit or farting! It's not cool!
Like businessmen and serious people all have to shit and fart and I think it's fucking absurd. We can fly in space and we have the ability to use X-rays and create skyscrapers thousands of feet, but we still have to SHIT like animals.
It's not right. Imagine how awesome life would be if humans didn't have to shit. I can't take anyone too serious in this world because I know that no matter how rich or beautiful or divine someone might appear, they are still a shitter.
If I could somehow eliminate my need to shit, and have a completely clean colon, cleaner than a whistle and treated with nice smelling fragrances and oils, I would do it. I'd probably digest pills with all the essential nutrients or even inject them all directly into my bloodstream. I'd never have to shit or fart ever again and my asshole would always be super clean and smelling wonderful.
All people should do something similar.
Re: havn't pooed in a week
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| Originally posted by ******** Ok I havn't been eating much at all, but how much longer should I give it before I get concerned? I've had almost no flatulence either. I've been peeing regularly |
whats wrong with shitting? its perfectly natural. the waste product of food has to go somewhere doesnt it? sure it'll be cool if we were that efficient that we wouldnt even have to shit and process the waste matter inside us but thats impossible and we would end up being giants or something. next you'll be saying we're like animals because we like fucking.
but im having a werthers original and im having a gooood time 
I think I'm just easily grossed out by a lot of the less glamorous facts about the human body. Ear wax, oral hygiene, body odor, etc. All of those things suck and I wish we never had to deal with them and that we were all some perfect biological entity that never produced anything disgusting or foul.
There's probably a name for this condition. Obsession with hygiene and a desire to unnaturally perfect. Imagine how much time we'd save if we didn't have to go to the bathroom ever.
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| Originally posted by KilldaDJ next you'll be saying we're like animals because we like fucking. |
you sound like a woman...with good grammatical skills.
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| Originally posted by KilldaDJ you sound like a woman...with good grammatical skills. |
i love shitting, specially when its a big large chunk coming out.. it feels like a dick going up your ass..
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| Originally posted by Jeez i love shitting, specially when its a big large chunk coming out.. it feels like a dick going up your ass.. |
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| Originally posted by djhaziel actually just drink water from the Faucet |
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| Originally posted by KilldaDJ whats wrong with shitting? its perfectly natural. the waste product of food has to go somewhere doesnt it? sure it'll be cool if we were that efficient that we wouldnt even have to shit and process the waste matter inside us but thats impossible and we would end up being giants or something. next you'll be saying we're like animals because we like fucking. but im having a werthers original and im having a gooood time |
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| Originally posted by Pleasant I think fucking and kissing are perfectly fine. Splendid. The fluids we create and share when we do that have purpose, they're erotic, they're useful... But waste and all that other crap we produce that we spend time cleaning up and maintaining is just annoying and a waste of time. I like being hygienic, but I don't like the fact that without hygiene we are just another stinky creature... I feel like we should be naturally clean all the time and that we shouldn't have to consciously do all this stuff to maintain our appearance. I'd rather be a beautiful cyborg, to be honest. Aaron C., remove the autoplay from your video |
i had a nice long shit a few mins ago.
felt like the A train (the all stop, not the late-nite local express) coming out
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| Originally posted by Ania_xox 1. order pizza tonight 2. eat 4-5 slices 3. enjoy your dump tomorrow afternoon |
Dam just had a massive case of mudbutt, takes alot of paper to wipe that mess away
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| Originally posted by mdamon7278 Dam just had a massive case of mudbutt, takes alot of paper to wipe that mess away |
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| Originally posted by Domesticated Better to have mudbutt than dingleberries or bum rust. |
Bum rust 
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| Originally posted by mdamon7278 Dam just had a massive case of mudbutt, takes alot of paper to wipe that mess away |
wtf is bum rust?
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| Originally posted by tubularbills wtf is bum rust? |
Ahhh Taking a dump is the best part of the day!!!
Type those terms in urban dictionary.
If you're not getting flatulence, that means that it's really hard packed in there (sorry to be so gross). You need to get some medication to get things moving again. Also, drink lots of water.
My nephew got really badly constipated and they had to do an operation and put botox in his butt to get him going again regularly. Not saying it will happen to you though 
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