Favorite things from The Simpsons

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Posted by DarkTrance on Jul-28-2002 02:15:

Posted by david.sound on Jul-28-2002 02:45:

Simpsons rocks my world!

"No bathroom in here.. tower. tower!" hahaha that was funny, and when homer couldnt leave his parking space to go get pizza and tried to reach the pizza parlor with a stick! lol

Funny as hell!

NuFF Said...

Posted by hyndoo on Jul-28-2002 03:01:

after reading the first page, i can't believe that none of you guys mentioned Ralphie. hes the funniest simpson by far.

Posted by whiskers on Aug-12-2002 00:35:

OMFG!!!

they just showed the funniest episode ever!!!!!!!

the one where bart makes cartoons of homer as the Angry Dad...

OMFG, i was so LMFAO, i cried!!

Posted by sherman on Aug-12-2002 02:56:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Tunaboy
Simpsons rocks my world!

"No bathroom in here.. tower. tower!" hahaha that was funny, and when homer couldnt leave his parking space to go get pizza and tried to reach the pizza parlor with a stick! lol

Funny as hell!

NuFF Said...

what do you have to drink?
mountain dew or crab juice.
ewwwwwwwwww!!! ill have a crab juice

haha

Posted by Shoes on Aug-12-2002 11:42:

Lisa: It chose to destroy itself rather than live with us. You can't help but feel a little rejected.

Lisa: There were monsters on that ship, and truly we were them.

Bart: You know what I think? I think Casper's the ghost of Richie Rich.
Lisa: Hey, they do look alike!
Bart: I wonder how Richie died.
Lisa: Maybe he realised how hollow the pursuit of money is and took his own life.

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Posted by D_G on Aug-12-2002 13:31:

Posted by hangover on Aug-12-2002 19:18:

1. In the episode that krusty discovers he's got a daughter (but it's only funny with the italian accent):
Mob guy: Tony tight lips! you got hit! where are you hurt?
Tony: I Ain't saying nuttin'
Mob guy: But what will we tell the doctor?
Tony: Tell him to suck a lemon.

ROFLMFAO!!!!

2. Homer as a food critic - the french hit man bakes the killer pastry and says (french accent): "Oh, that's a spicy meate ball..."

3. The episode with the hot chilly contest where homer gets high was hillarious.

ah merde. this thread is useless, every single episode is mint.
(homer: it'll take a whole lot of dynamite to clean up this mess)

Posted by nekholm on Aug-12-2002 20:05:

quote:
Originally posted by hangover
In the episode that krusty discovers he's got a daughter..

From the same episode:
Some mafia-guys are chasing Homer
Homer: I said I was sorry!
The mafia-guys stop running and and mumble something like yeah, ok and stuff
Homer: Sorry for you being such idiots!

quote:

homer: it'll take a whole lot of dynamite to clean up this mess

After Bart and Homer blew up Lisa's room:
Lisa enters the room
Lisa: (can't really remember exactly, but about) What have you done?
Homer: Uh, honey, there's a point in every father's life where he blows up his daughter's room
Lisa: Well you didn't blow up Maggie's room
*explosion*

Posted by Hoss on Aug-12-2002 22:22:

"Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get." - Homer

Funniest episode: The one where homer's softball team at work gets replaced by all the pros....LOL

Posted by mos man on Aug-13-2002 00:44:

AYE CARUMBA !

Funniest moment = When Bart flushes a cherry bomb down to school toilets and it gets skinners mum

Posted by whiskers on Aug-13-2002 03:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Shoes
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

hahaha, that is great!!! they're showing this episode right now when marge is chasing the school bus caz lisa & bart were late. so they go racing in this aquadock and stuff. milhouse goes "wow, this is just like speed 2, only with a bus instead of a boat..."

and in the same episode this saleswoman comes in to show to marge and homer the "dangers" of their household... she goes under the sink, finds a bottle, and for like 2 minutes she's trying to open it by beating it on the sink and heating it with hot water... when she does, she says "see how fast your baby could have been drinking this... baby formula..." and homer screams "nooooooooooo....", throws the bottle on the floor and starts stomping it... just LMFAO!!!

Posted by dj Zevan on Aug-13-2002 14:12:

the one where bart gets the elephant
homer : Oohh my god !!!! the bird is killing the elephant !!!

the one where homer has a barbecue

burns : Smithers , i think i'm going to donate a thousand dollars to the orphonage centre
Smithers : You're serious about that ?!
Burns : When pigs fly !!!

i think moe is one of the best, the episodes when he has pandabears or orka's in his room at the back

Ooh my god its the feds! the feds !!! hurry get rid of the bears !!

Posted by triton-trance on Aug-13-2002 15:06:

Burns : "We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair Union contract..."
Homer (To Brain) : Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?"
Burns : "...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours!"
H Brain : "Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?"
Burns : "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
H Brain : "Oh my God! He is coming onto me!"
Burns : "After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows,
[Friendly Laugh]
H Brain : "Arggh!"
Homer : "Sorry Mr Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor
shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

Homer : "No TV and no beer make Homer something, something."
Marge : "Go crazy?"
Homer : "DON'T MIND IF I DO! WHARGHLULULU WHUR LALULUBRGLUBLU HAHUHAHU WOODWOOD HALULAOGH HAKKLSAUWSZ!"

Homer : "Kids, Kids! I'm not gonna die! That only happens to bad people!"
Bart : "What about Abraham Lincoln?"
Homer : "Err...He sold poisoned milk to school children!"
Marge : "Homer!"
Homer : "Hey, I'm just trying to make it easier on them..."

Posted by Az on Aug-13-2002 23:39:

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

"I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?"

"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad....YOU DON'T WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD....YOU DON'T WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD...."

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

Posted by Az on Aug-13-2002 23:49:

One more post

"I know you can read my thoughts boy ... meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."

Bart: That�s a hitch-hiker, Homer.
Homer: Ooh, let�s pick him up!
Marge: No! What is he�s crazy?
Homer: And what if he�s not? Then we�d look like idiots.

Homer: Wait a minute, there�s something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn�t have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap ladies!
Woman: What was her problem?

"Stealing? How could you?! Haven�t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what�s-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn�t hear anybody laughin�, did you?�

Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

Posted by sherman on Aug-14-2002 03:59:

haha i just saw the one where bart and milhouse get the 20 bucks and get the all syrup squishie and bart accidently joins the junior campers

homer: ooo floor pie!

hahahahahaha and ernest borgnine(or however u spell his name)

Posted by astroboy on Aug-14-2002 09:00:

When the kids get snowed in at the school.

Skinner (to hamster): "Good work Nibbles you saved the school. Now chew through my ball-sack!"

*hamster makes confused face and runs off*

Posted by dj_mdma on Aug-14-2002 10:20:

I saw an episode today when Marge becomes a cop

and Homer crashes Herman's Counterfeit JEans scam, and when HErman pulls out the gun Homer truns to run away

Herman says "Not so fast Homer"

Then Homer slows down his run to a slow walk and says "Ok"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Posted by Az on Aug-14-2002 23:19:

"....like the time I put Milhouse on the FBI's most wanted list...."
only seen that episode once...but it's the funniest thing I've ever seen...need to see it again

Posted by TOR on Aug-15-2002 12:11:

why hasn't anybody mentioned Lionel Hutz? that guy kills me!

Posted by sherman on Aug-15-2002 21:12:

quote:
Originally posted by tor8024
why hasn't anybody mentioned Lionel Hutz? that guy kills me!

and troy mclure...hello, im troy mclure...u might remember me from such films as....hehehe

Posted by CraSHer[UK] on Aug-16-2002 00:33:

Homer tells bart

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. Its what separates us from the animals

... except the weasel."

hehehe

Posted by Tarantula on Aug-16-2002 00:44:

Simpsaddicted!!!
stop it!its realy scary u know?

Posted by CraSHer[UK] on Aug-16-2002 00:54:

Hehehe, thought of some more

1.Homer says
"Hey, we didn't have a message on our answering machine when we left. How very odd." (the episode where bart has shoplifted i think)

2.Marge Says
"Aunt Selma, this may be a bit of a long shot, but have you ever considered artificial insemination?
homer replies
"Boy, I don't know. You'd have to be pretty desperate to do it with a robot"

3.Homer says
"If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it's not a fair."

(think its from the ep. where marge wins tickets to the ballet after pledging money or summat, and hillariously Homer thinks its gonna be a bear driving round in circles in a pink mini car, sooooo funny, anyone know what i mean, and hes humming the circus theme...?)

HA! simpsons is class

CraSHer[UK]

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