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Originally posted by apples What's a banana tit?

Agree with several in this case. Shape > size in most cases. Nasty / oversized pepperoni nipples are fucking horrible and a huge turnoff to me.

/doneski

As to why I / men / whoever likes boobs... who knows, it's part of our evolution I suppose. I was however more of a tit man as a youngin, they were the first thing I really noticed on a girl way back when those feelings were new. Now though I find myself much more drawn to great legs / asses.

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Originally posted by Fledz If a woman is going to get implants, she should at least make the effort to get the tear drop shaped ones, not those ugly Hollywood pornstar round ones.

I've felt/seen two pairs of fakies in the past, both of which were the type that go underneath the muscle. They were quite small, but still noticeably fake and hard as fuck. Do not want! I imagine this is as good as it gets, since one of them flew all the way to America to get it done by a pro - her dad is rich (and creepy).

I made out with this girl once, she was so beautiful.
But just KNOWING the boobs were store bought killed it.

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Originally posted by apples What's a banana tit?

Once at an afterparty at a hotel we're sitting around and I ask this girl who I knew was a stripper in our town if her boobs were real.

She said "You tell me."

"Feel this one"

So I did.

"Now feel this one"

So I did.



And cringed.

She had one fake boob.

I was pretty twisted at the time, but the explanation she gave was something about a bike accident as a teenager.

I had always thought she was hot up until that point, but as soon as I felt that fakie, I never got wood for her again.

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Originally posted by WittyHandle Once at an afterparty at a hotel we're sitting around and I ask this girl who I knew was a stripper in our town if her boobs were real. She said "You tell me." "Feel this one" So I did. "Now feel this one" So I did. And cringed. She had one fake boob. I was pretty twisted at the time, but the explanation she gave was something about a bike accident as a teenager. I had always thought she was hot up until that point, but as soon as I felt that fakie, I never got wood for her again.

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Originally posted by WittyHandle Once at an afterparty at a hotel we're sitting around and I ask this girl who I knew was a stripper in our town if her boobs were real. She said "You tell me." "Feel this one" So I did. "Now feel this one" So I did. And cringed. She had one fake boob. I was pretty twisted at the time, but the explanation she gave was something about a bike accident as a teenager. I had always thought she was hot up until that point, but as soon as I felt that fakie, I never got wood for her again.

Almost as bad as having a wooden leg.

i think kneecaps are a good benchmark for nipple size.

I'd take a full B over an over sized D anyday, but only if it's mine to play with. For gawking purposes, bigger the better.

And HELL FUCKING NO to hairy nipples. One of the worst experiences in my life. Scared the shit out of me, thought I was about to bone a dude.

How common/rare are hairy nipples?

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Originally posted by IpLaYWiTLiGhTs I'd take a full B over an over sized D anyday, but only if it's mine to play with. For gawking purposes, bigger the better. And HELL FUCKING NO to hairy nipples. One of the worst experiences in my life. Scared the shit out of me, thought I was about to bone a dude. How common/rare are hairy nipples?

This is the first I'm hearing of it.
How many hairs where on the nipple?

4...ish? Long, think hairs, comparable to pubes. Straight up disgusting.

Had no idea about it either until the next day when I googled that shit.

I LOVE BOOBS

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Originally posted by echosystm

not bananas. yams.

sarah-jane mee. boobs.

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Originally posted by echosystm

in college we called them "tusks"

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Originally posted by denys envy in college we called them "tusks"

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Originally posted by IpLaYWiTLiGhTs 4...ish? Long, think hairs, comparable to pubes. Straight up disgusting. Had no idea about it either until the next day when I googled that shit.

Dude I'm glad you mentioned this. I don't think I've heard anyone else bring up that experience either till now. Freshman year of college I also fell victim to the unexpected rogue stringy nipple hairs. I almost freaked. I couldn't fucking believe it! Why would a girl allow that, especially if she's going to be hooking up!?

I've seen it all in terms of weird titties, but the nipple hair freaked me out the most... a close second to "thin girl who recently lost a ton of weight and now has tits like deflated balloons but you cant tell till you see them naked".

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Originally posted by The17sss Dude I'm glad you mentioned this. I don't think I've heard anyone else bring up that experience either till now. Freshman year of college I also fell victim to the unexpected rogue stringy nipple hairs. I almost freaked. I couldn't fucking believe it! Why would a girl allow that, especially if she's going to be hooking up!? I've seen it all in terms of weird titties, but the nipple hair freaked me out the most... a close second to "thin girl who recently lost a ton of weight and now has tits like deflated balloons but you cant tell till you see them naked".

What about tits that still lactate? This is the freakiest I've ever seen.

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Originally posted by Lira What about tits that still lactate? This is the freakiest I've ever seen.

Well I knew one girl that had never in her life been pregnant and she would lactate. Weirdest shit I have ever seen, but it turns out that it is more common that people think.

Usually when a Woman gives birth and lets say she breast feeds for about 6 months and then just decides to stop. She can still lactate for about a year or 2 after. I mean it's not the same as if she was actively breast feeding, but if she squeezes hard enough...she will excrete milk.

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Originally posted by Lira What about tits that still lactate? This is the freakiest I've ever seen.

fortunately, I've never suckled on a lactating breast.

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Originally posted by The17sss fortunately, I've never suckled on a lactating breast.

What are you? A bottle baby?

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Originally posted by enydo As to why I / men / whoever likes boobs... who knows, it's part of our evolution I suppose. I was however more of a tit man as a youngin, they were the first thing I really noticed on a girl way back when those feelings were new. Now though I find myself much more drawn to great legs / asses.

Apart from Freudian implications, it's always been my understanding that breast shape/posture was most important because they are secondarily aesthetic glands on humans - our sudden uprightness (ability to see over the grass line) lent itself to a far more upfront opportunity to cultivate reproductive reactions, the placement of breasts intended to sort of simulate the health of her posterior/loins as well. When you think about it, each primary erogenous orifice has the same sort of dual-roundness to it, does it not? That's no accident. Nature wants it that way. Truly, would mankind be as we know it - the highly visually-refined and selectively reproductive species - were it not for this voluptuousness? If tits were still tucked away between limbs?

Boobies built our species.

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That does make a lot of sense.

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