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| Originally posted by Banora "I hope his mom doesn't come home." |
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| Originally posted by Ygrene "I hope my mom doesn't come home!" Yeah, she did. :/ |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow |
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| Originally posted by Acton "Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS!" |
I'd have said it out loud.
i'm in love
"haha oh man Heidi's going to be PISSED"
Heidi was my best friend's sister and friends with the girl that I was fucking. I came to find out her "thing" was taking guys' virginities and I was just another notch on the ol' belt, I guess Heidi had talked to her about it and wanted her to stop being so slutty.
"fuck yea"
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| Originally posted by bas "haha oh man Heidi's going to be PISSED" Heidi was my best friend's sister and friends with the girl that I was fucking. I came to find out her "thing" was taking guys' virginities and I was just another notch on the ol' belt, I guess Heidi had talked to her about it and wanted her to stop being so slutty. |
"Holy shit, pkc was right. Stu's skin is soft."
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| Originally posted by igottaknow |
"Melissa was right. Banora does have a fat ass."
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| Originally posted by Renzo "Melissa was right. Banora does have a fat ass." |
I know you will. And I will take the necessary epic pics or stfu instructions from the cor. It will be epic. I will then start an epic thread with said epic pictures. The lulz will be epic.
I can't wait to get you epically drunk. And pee on you. Get excited.
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| Originally posted by Renzo "Holy shit, pkc was right. Stu's skin is soft." |
Stu, I'm gonna need you to send me pics of you jerking off to my email. Don't worry, it's not for me. It's for Banora.
She's weird like that.
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| Originally posted by Renzo Stu, I'm gonna need you to send me pics of you jerking off to my email. Don't worry, it's not for me. It's for Banora. She's weird like that. |
She suffers from Acute Vagilis Menteramassulitis [AVM}. It's just a fancy term for when her vagina gets itchy and she needs something to hold her off.
Don't judge her, you inconsiderate jerk. For one day, your vagina will surely itch, too.
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| Originally posted by igottaknow Huh? Is slylee posting under your account? you sound like a babbling teenage girl. |
Itchy vaginas, FUCK. What the hell is the world coming to? Once upon a time, Renzo, there was none of this 'itchy vagina' stuff happening. Oh no, there wasn't. Maybe before your time. Maybe not. Can we even define time? Fuck you, that's the answer.
That's a good point, Stuart. I specifically remember one time, at age ten, when I tried to climb a fence and my balls got caught on the fence. And did it hurt ONE BIT? DID IT HURT AT ALL? Fuck yes, it did. But that's beside the point. Now did I run home and cry to my mother like a little bitch? Fuck yes, I did. But that's beside the point.
Itchy vaginas are all in the head. Your balls getting caught in the fence is a lot more real. It hurts the heart. Fuck, I'm something like a prophet.
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| Originally posted by Renzo She suffers from Acute Vagilis Menteramassulitis [AVM}. It's just a fancy term for when her vagina gets itchy and she needs something to hold her off. Don't judge her, you inconsiderate jerk. For one day, your vagina will surely itch, too. |
Confucius say, "woman who go to sleep with itchy vag, wake up with itchy asshole."
Now I'm not sure who Confucius is exactly, but I believe he directed Dr. Dre's last video.
Yeah, balls in an electric fence. Now that's hot. Hot, as in TEMPERATURE, not like a turn on, you weird fucker. Jesus. It's like you want me to keep bringing that up. Every time you open the fridge to grab a beer, you think about the electric fence, and grabbing a dick from the fridge. WHY would you have dicks in the fridge, Renzo? Do they keep longer in the fridge? You'd better tell me. There's nothing worse than dick past it's use-by date.
Yeah, I know what you mean. It's the texture, I think. Pointy, but a good time. Hurts like hell, but feels so good the next day. Bad for your well-being, but great for your reputation. It brings up memories of a disenchanted youth. That's most likely it. It brings up vivid memories of the first time I had sex with Susana, the local delivery woman.
To be honest, I'm not sure what she even delivered. I think it was milk. It must have been milk, cause why else would I be thinking of milk? No, not milk. I bet it was the mail, now that I think about it. I bet she delivered the mail like nobody's fucking business. But the mail was my business. Because it had my address on it. Bitch was wrong about that.
It's a trust issue. How can you trust them? Who sends you this mail? There's so much of it, it's fucking sickening. I send most of it to you, but that's hardly the issue here. I'd never send you milk, wtf. That would be weird, and frankly, would cross a few too many boundaries. And boundaries are important, Renzo. Maybe one of the most important things in the world. Without boundaries, anyone could just walk up, slip their cold, refrigerated dick in your ear, and give your cerebral cortex a bit of a massage. Depending on the person's girth, it might be more like brain acupuncture. ACUPUNCTURE, Renzo. Think about it. That's not covered by your health insurance, is it? It's going to cost you money.
All terrific points, but that still doesn't explain why Banora has such an itchy vag and asshole. I remember when I was kid, my mother would warn me about eating too much candy. She said that worms would grow in my intestines and my asshole would always itch. But I figured she was only saying that because she wanted to hurt my feelings.
But, as it turns out, eating lots of candy does lead to excessive itching of the vag and asshole. Now I don't have a vag. I gave my last one to my friend cause he needed it for prom, but I think we have found the reason. Stu, are you paying attention? We have found the reason why her vag itches and doesn't let her sleep. Oh man, I can't wait 'til she hears about this. A 'thank you' would be nice.
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