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1. What is your favorite word?
Anthropomorphic-Personification

2. What is your least favorite word?
F*ggot

3. What turns you on?
Big breasts, asses, curves, smarter than me

4. What turns you off?
Ignorance, stupidity, skinniness, close-mindedness

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Fughawzi!

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
There are a lot of sounds and noises I hate.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Astronaut

9. What profession would you not like to do?
There are a lot of professions I wouldn't like to do.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Don't worry, it doesn't matter that you didn't believe. I'll show you two to your place; by the way, it's near the record store.

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Originally posted by Lilith Oh its no laughing matter! Big breasts + piercings + comfy clothes = sneaky fat chick trying to hide some spare tyres under that tent while your distracted by boobs and shiny things stuck in her face!

I am most definitely going to keep this in mind for future reference, miss Lilith, good point.

Re: Answer James Lipton's 10 questions.

1. What is your favorite word?

nigger

2. What is your least favorite word?

no

3. What turns you on?

slut wear

4. What turns you off?

roast beef vaginas

5. What is your favorite curse word?

tabarnak

6. What sound or noise do you love?

bob ross painting

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

grinding teeth

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

bbq pit master

9. What profession would you not like to do?

mortician

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?


Wow, you guys really have low admission standards.

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1. What is your favorite word?

Unbelievable, Jeff

2. What is your least favorite word?

Ottawahhhh

3. What turns you on?

Accents, Intelligence, eyes, nice bums.

4. What turns you off?

Essex girls.

5. What is your favorite curse word?

Wankshaft or ****mungler

6. What sound or noise do you love?

Bubble-Wrap

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

ASOT

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Work with Lions

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Pork Kebab seller in Doncaster.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

fuck, you guys let Jay in? And Jacko? fuck this, I'm going to hell.

quote:

Originally posted by Lira Ich wei� es, and that's the joke

DAS IST NICHT LUSTIG!!

quote:

Originally posted by tubularbills DAS IST NICHT LUSTIG!!

Oh, it is lusty all right! Lusty AND angsty

1. What is your favorite word?
Four.

2. What is your least favorite word?
I can't choose one, so I'll go with a phrase: "Rein in."

3. What turns you on?
Ass, soul, uniqueness.

4. What turns you off?
Self-centered people.

5. What is your favorite curse word?
God-fucking-damnit.

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Hammond organ, soft rain.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Nails on a chalkboard, or anything similar.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I've wanted to be an astronaut since I was four.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Anything requiring me to wear a suit to work.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Welcome to Heaven. We've got quite the show tonight; Victor Wooten just started, Miles Davis is next, followed by Dave Brubeck and rounded out by Claude Debussy's latest piece he has been working on the past few months. In the basement we have Dixon, followed by Sir Richard D. James, Rick Smith and Thomas Fehlmann doing a live set together. Feel free to help yourself to as much pot as you'd like."

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Originally posted by idoru 6. What sound or noise do you love? Hammond organ, soft rain.

OMG!

quote:

Originally posted by idoru "Welcome to Heaven (...) Richard D. James

Such an angelic composer

quote:

Originally posted by Lira Such an angelic composer

Yeah? You guys wanna jerk each other off any harder?

quote:

Originally posted by Renzo Yeah? You guys wanna jerk each other off any harder?

No, I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits, and I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning.

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Originally posted by Lira No, I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits, and I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning.

Re: Answer James Lipton's 10 questions.

1. What is your favorite word?

Widdershins. Because someday, we will probably need a word that describes clockwise-ness when clocks with hands are a thing of the past.

2. What is your least favorite word?

Whirlpool.

3. What turns you on?

Lithe humour.

4. What turns you off?

People who are offended by words.

5. What is your favorite curse word?

A well-timed cunt can really uproot the weak.

6. What sound or noise do you love?

Rain and the soft patting of snow. Also the sounds of being really deep underwater.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

Those spring door stopper things when you accidentally trip one - you know, the brrrrrdrdrdrdrddrdrddeueuuuudeuuuu things toward the foot of doors. It takes me a moment to remember what the fuck made that sound, despite its distinctiveness.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Kenmore salesman.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Welfare recipient.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Here are the keys to the Luck Dragon."

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Originally posted by shaw 4. What turns you off? theresa.

Yes.

Speaking of, does the skull and crossbones for an avatar indicate that the account has been deleted or locked or something?

In Theresa speak, yes. Otherwise, the avatar disappears and they get a snazzy Guest designation.

Theresa still lurks quite often.

ah, I just noticed that nefardec suddenly had the exact same avatar. Conveniently after everyone accused her of being "The new Theresa".

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1. What is your favorite word?
ouais!

2. What is your least favorite word?
f*ggot

3. What turns you on?
quality kissing, light hair pulling, strong hands

4. What turns you off?
bad breath, hesitation

5. What is your favorite curse word?
putain!

6. What sound or noise do you love?
cat purring

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
fire alarms

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
divey jazz bar singer

9. What profession would you not like to do?
accounting

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
so here's what's up... (secrets of the Universe follow) [/QUOTE]

Re: Answer James Lipton's 10 questions.

quote:

Originally posted by Esiotrat

1. What is your favorite word?

Thundercunt.


2. What is your least favorite word?

'la' as in a Liverpudlian saying 'you alright la'.


3. What turns you on?

Intelligence, openness and a good heart. That was actually to thoughtful, what I meant was asses.


4. What turns you off?

Stupidity, racism, chavs etc...


5. What is your favorite curse word?

Thundercunt


6. What sound or noise do you love?

The background noise of a rainforest, during the night. Monkeys included. It's incredible, yet also relaxing.


7. What sound or noise do you hate?

Anything that's loud, unnecessary and repetitive, particularly when I'm trying to get to sleep. A grandfather clock, for instance.


8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Fast Jet Pilot


9. What profession would you not like to do?

The cleaner that attends to public bathroom, feminine hygiene bins.


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

'You've lead a fulfilling, selfless and amazing life, Matthew, I hope you're proud....... Now here are your 40 virgins'.

Re: Answer James Lipton's 10 questions.

1. What is your favorite word?
"operand"

2. What is your least favorite word?
"derby," and any other word with the "-erby" sound.

3. What turns you on?
Smart, logical women.

4. What turns you off?
Dumbasses. Obese / skin and bones physique.

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Ice cracking in a drink. Phase-y sounds (like fast aircraft flying overhead). Velcro. Clicking and locking stuff (buttons being pressed in, locks, whatever).

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Goopy stuff.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Mathematician.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
My current one.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I really have no idea.

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Originally posted by Vector A Ice cracking in a drink.

Good one I love that too.

, just f

hahah new custom status just for you montana

my answers to James Lipton's question

1-10 - ROBERT DE NIRO

1. What is your favorite word?
Empathy

2. What is your least favorite word?
******

3. What turns you on?
Passion

4. What turns you off?
Ignorance

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Shit

6. What sound or noise do you love?
The ocean

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Vacuum cleaner

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Astronaut

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Accountant

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You again?

1. What is your favorite word?
definitely

2. What is your least favorite word?
vagina (fucking terrible word, "pussy" is so much better )

3. What turns you on?
attention

4. What turns you off?
anger

5. What is your favorite curse word?
fuck

6. What sound or noise do you love?
rain

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
crying baby

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
international dj gigolo, spiritual teacher

9. What profession would you not like to do?
butcher

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
enjoy

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