stuff you've stolen / obtained while intoxicated

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Posted by shaw on Jul-28-2010 02:08:

One of my roommates in HS told us that he wanted to be like Thomas Crown, and arrived back in the room about a half hour later with a backpack full of laminated art posters (some still with thumbtacks), and immediately started unrolling them and hiding them under the rug, behind other posters, in the ceiling, etc. He will never live that down.

Posted by RandomGirl on Jul-29-2010 10:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Yohan
I stole Theresa while drunk

LOL!

I don't remember this.

I remember being stolen by the waitress who yelled at us for letting our drunk friend puke all over the table... and then making me clean it while you bastards went outside!

Posted by euphoria on Jul-29-2010 19:47:

Mostly lighters, I think that's pretty common. I don't even mean to... It kind of just happens.

Posted by digitalbreach on Jul-30-2010 17:16:

common:
lighters
food

One time i woke up and had a gold ring in my pocket. I may have bartered with someone..dont remember what.

Was in LA and bartender was drinking shots with us. She was pretty drunk and she kept pouring free shots.

Struck deal for 5 tabs/$100 inside a club. Dealer was rolling himself and pulled out handful of tabs and told me to grab 5. grabbed a few extra.

Posted by Rebel Brown on Jul-30-2010 17:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Simon_N
On new years eve about 5 years ago me and two mate decided it would be a good idea to steal a 10ft trampoline out the back of someone's garden. We lifted it over the garden wall and carried it into the industrial estate behind their house before deciding we couldn't be bothered to jump on it so went home. I went passed a few days later and it was back in the middle of their garden.

It was a 12ft trampoline Mess, you missed out the fact it had an 8ft high cage surrounding it too

I'm sure I've got some photos somewhere of us with it halfway over the garden wall

Posted by colonelcrisp on Jul-30-2010 17:57:

Golf Carts
construction signs / pylons / blinking lights
welcome to ottawa sign off of Hwy 416 (that cocksucker was mounted to 6 6x6 wood posts.....)
assorted bar glass ware
6 kegs of beer from the campus bar's store room
all the tropic fish from the uni biology building
a case of carbon fiber epoxy from the structures laboratory which i used to super glue all my empty beer bottles to walls around the eng building.

the list goes on.... i was a serious shit disturber when i was younger....

Posted by Danny Ocean on Jul-30-2010 18:14:

regular glasses, shot glasses, shakers, ice buckets, ash trays..one time a friend stole a table from the club, we used it in the uni apartment, i dont know how he got away with that one.

Posted by Simon_N on Jul-30-2010 19:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Rebel Brown
It was a 12ft trampoline Mess, you missed out the fact it had an 8ft high cage surrounding it too

I'm sure I've got some photos somewhere of us with it halfway over the garden wall

Send them to me if you find them! haha

Posted by tubularbills on Jul-30-2010 20:44:

never stolen anything while drunk. at least, not that i know off

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Jul-30-2010 20:51:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
Golf Carts
construction signs / pylons / blinking lights
welcome to ottawa sign off of Hwy 416 (that cocksucker was mounted to 6 6x6 wood posts.....)
assorted bar glass ware
6 kegs of beer from the campus bar's store room
all the tropic fish from the uni biology building
a case of carbon fiber epoxy from the structures laboratory which i used to super glue all my empty beer bottles to walls around the eng building.

the list goes on.... i was a serious shit disturber when i was younger....

I salute you, sir.

Posted by corjay9 on Jul-30-2010 22:58:

Me and my friends were wasted at a frat party, and my buddy stole some fratfag's Wii.

Last night, while driving home my friends jumped out of the car and stole 2 orange traffic cones. We use them as goalies for ball hockey.

Posted by FuzzQi on Jul-31-2010 04:25:

I acquired an ankh necklace last night but lost my $3 gloves. Hmmm.

Posted by nick rockliffe on Jul-31-2010 11:49:

To many, some of the fond memories.

Woke up one morning wrapped up in some kind of giant banner. Once I managed to untangle myself the banner revealed "Nevada Bobs Golf Shop!"

I still have a few road signs in the loft, it may seem like an obvious theft but it was what they represent. I use to live in Farnborough and my house was right next to the public entrance for the Farnborough Air show. So every 2 years it was on, the organisers would set up a 1 way system around the roads of the surrounding residents.

Each year, me and a mate of mine would bitch at how inefficient the 1 way system was and actually generated more traffic then filtering it. Coming home drunk one night, we decided to re-plan the 1 way system. We sat down for an hour drawing out plans and everything and of we went, we were finished by 5am and a job well done!

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