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ME: I�m getting drug tested� for the second time..
DAD: cool. whats the password for the computer.. need to update itunes
ME: I hate flying
MOM: i know. you will be fine
ME: You never know.
MOM: ya well you never know anything. i could trip while itching. then a truck could run me over.
ME: what do you want for christmas, dad?!
(9 days later)
DAD: Coffee-starbucks,dark roast (Ethiopian, Guatemalan, or Latin American Blend); note cards (postcard size ONLY- with a nice border, thick stock (for MEN); reading glasses (3 pack if you can find it); 2.5 power Uniball pens-the pack from office max-vision needle, micropoint, paul shanklin CD-songs of the revolution (political satire) pties with patterns -i have enough solids- (you can get them at tjmaxx so you don�t have to spend a lot of money)
MOM: How do I turn my phone off?
ME: Hold the red power button down. It�s usually the end call button
MOM: I don�t understand. I am getting on a plane. I don�t want to cause a plane crash.
MOM: Hi this is Steve, your mom wanted to let you know she found help turning off her phone, she�ll talk to you in 14 hours. Love you! (this is mom)
This is a brilliant website idea.
Although its wide open to fake texts (like Texts From Last Night), which makes it less funny, IMO.
But this is still better than Autocorrect Fail.
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| Originally posted by Renzo MOM: Lunar eclipse tonight 1:30 am next one 2094- I�LL BE DEAD MOM: 3> MOM: damn. that didn�t work. MOM: how do you get the three to turn around |
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| DAD: wat u doing ME: About to shower. You? DAD: Peeing |
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| MOM: In Chicago now. It�s magic. Smooth flight but man in front of me produced eye watering flatulence. |
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| DAD: ill send you a FLASH tomorrow ME: What�s a flash? DAD: this thing that goes FLASH on the phone ME: It�s a text, thanks. |
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| MOM: You left your phone on the counter!!!!!! |
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| DAD: got new phone plesa send me your text message address |
hahaha top thred
Me: Have you left yet?
Mom: Dad found a nest of five baby rats in the garden and had to kill them with a shovel, gross. just leaving now.
Mom: Walked the dog.
Me: Thanks!
Mom: He pooped twice and ate sticks
Dad: mt dishwasher!
Me: Mount Dishwasher?
Dad: No, empty dishwasher, I was being cool.
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| Originally posted by shaw Dad: mt dishwasher! Me: Mount Dishwasher? Dad: No, empty dishwasher, I was being cool. |
MOM: Hi. What are you doing?
ME: At the library studying for my organic chem exam.
MOM: Homo.
ME: Excuse me?
MOM: I meant to spell GOOD. sorry.
Dad: Ok, will do Dad
me: I know who sends the messages you know, or are you calling me dad?
Dad: no, Dad.
he's a bit of a n00b
Mum: Fuck you you fucking twat. You're a fucking twat and you know you are. Make a cuppa?
MOM: So we�re at the hotel in Washington and your dad wanted me to tell you �I was sitting on the pot and my balls hit the water� Eat your heart out, son.�
outstanding thread.
My parents are actually really good with technology and stuff: Dad especially, always has the latest gadgets-
one of my aunties is pretty hilarious, mostly because (as someone else said) she uses really intricate smileys... most of the time I have no idea what they're meant to be, but oh well haha
Im the only person in my family with a cell phone. everyone in my fam is oldschool italian. my fuckin neighbour breeds rabbits in his garage and once a year he gives us one to eat.
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| Originally posted by shaw Dad: mt dishwasher! Me: Mount Dishwasher? Dad: No, empty dishwasher, I was being cool. |
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