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I don't even think you know the record you're playing...











How you've arrived at your conclusions is quite beyond me.

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Originally posted by ziptnf K for your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about.

Step away from the bong, yo

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Originally posted by EddieZilker I don't even think you know the record you're playing... How you've arrived at your conclusions is quite beyond me.

Don't go chasing waterfalls...

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Originally posted by aNYthing Step away from the bong, yo

I actually thought about this once and then proceeded to find out. The waitress continued to grate the cheese for quite sometime. My watch demonstrated that it was about 2 minutes. At this point she began to get impatient and said "Sir, is that enough?" I then responded: I don't recall telling you to stop."

She gave me the nastiest look and actually proceeded to grate the cheese further. Another 30 seconds passed and she stopped and said "Sir, I'm going to go get the manager."

The manager came over and asked me if there was a problem. I responded "Yes, I prefer to eat my meals with a lot of grated cheese. Your server told me to stop her when I was satisfied, I was not satisfied, therefore I did not tell her to stop. She then became irritated and impatient."

He then said "Sir, we do have a limit on the amount of cheese customers may have grated onto their meal by the server."

"Bullshit." I replied. I don't see that stated anywhere on your menus, or other ads, nor was I informed of this before your server proceeded to grate my cheese.

The manager then became impatient and said "Sir, I'm sorry, those are the rules."

I then stood up, made a scene like a lunatic about cheese grating.

The manager then told me "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

"Fuck you, do you secretly have a limit on your soup, salad and breaksticks too asshole? False advertising mother ******, amirite?

The entire room started clapping. The manager huffed and puffed while the waitress dialed 911. When the police arrived, I informed them of my position. The officer then spoke with the manager. The police officer told me that it was best if I left, but that he understood my frustration and told me it was in my best interest to not return to this particular Olive Garden again if I couldn't accept their policy.

As I left, I turned towards the manager and server and said "I'll be back you cocksuckers, start submitting resumes bitches, you're about to become unemployed."

I filed a claim in court against The Olive Garden, setting precedent regarding false advertising. The court ruled in my favor that the OG failed to inform me that the grating of the cheese had a limitation.

I was awarded 420,844,298,240,293,437,239 dollars, then bought that specific restaurant, fired the entire staff, and then leveled the building. A new building was erected, which now caters to the gay community, selling sex toys, including, but not limited to, cock rings, penis pumps, and gaping anal inserts.

A free gift is now given with every order over 25 dollars, a cheese grater.

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Originally posted by aNYthing Don't go chasing waterfalls...

You would do well to be like water.












Instead, you're like a rock.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker You would do well to be like water. Instead, you're like a rock.

Sorry, didn't realize I forgot to turn off my webcam after a nasty skype session with your sister... Why are you peeking anyway?

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Originally posted by aNYthing Sorry, didn't realize I forgot to turn off my webcam after a nasty skype session with your sister... Why are you peeking anyway?

Really? Try insulting my mother.













She's dead and still makes more sense than you do, right now.

Back on topic then, you bunch of queerboats!

Personally, I'm a fan of a nice crab bisque.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Really? Try insulting my mother. She's dead and still makes more sense than you do, right now.

Well, if you spent more time communicating with the living...

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Back on topic then, you bunch of queerboats! Personally, I'm a fan of a nice crab bisque.

Maryland crab chowdah... Properly prepared, nothing like it.

Is chowder the same thing as bisque?

Edit: Just looked it up. Similar, but not quite the same.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Is chowder the same thing as bisque? Edit: Just looked it up. Similar, but not quite the same.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Is chowder the same thing as bisque? Edit: Just looked it up. Similar, but not quite the same.

Lagman - Uzbeki spicy lamb soup with hand made noodles and spices... YUMMY

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Originally posted by aNYthing Well, if you spent more time communicating with the living...

Oh, irony, says the man with the vampire as his avatar.

Where's sg_fifty-something when you need him?

I hear this thread was supposed to be about soups.

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Originally posted by Renzo I hear this thread was supposed to be about soups.

The word "soup" in American means "threats of violence". Don't pretend you didn't know.

Stu, do you make the crab bisque yourself?

I bet you and pkc make it together and sit around the table like young schoolboys. Schoolboys who love soup.

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Originally posted by Renzo I hear this thread was supposed to be about soups.

We can always discuss orgies

Oh fuck, Haziel is here.

Hide your daughters.

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Originally posted by Renzo Stu, do you make the crab bisque yourself? I bet you and pkc make it together and sit around the table like young schoolboys. Schoolboys who love soup.

If I ever made crab bisque myself (which I haven't) I would never share it with PKC.

Imagine sitting down to dinner, with crab bisque, some nice white wine, and a girly vodka pre-mix drink for him. Where's the romance these days? WHERE, RENZO?

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Originally posted by Renzo Oh fuck, Haziel is here. Hide your daughters.

http://radio.cyberia.fm/listen.pls

I read "Crab Bisque" as "crap biscuit" and was quite disappointed when I realized how wrong I was.

Anyway, continue.

No, I hear you. But here's the thing - in a world where things can easily go awry, what matters not is what he drinks. What matters is that twinkle in his eye when he lights up a joint.

John Lennon's words, not mine.

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Originally posted by Renzo No, I hear you. But here's the thing - in a world where things can easily go awry, what matters not is what he drinks. What matters is that twinkle in his eye when he lights up a joint. John Lennon's words, not mine.

PKC is too cheap to smoke joints

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