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do you have bear like qualities?
Do not want AIDS. Unless we use a condom and a saran wrap.
I'm not tall and hairy enough to be called a bear.
do you like crab rangoon?
With Cream fraiche?
raep the stupid bitzch
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| Originally posted by knowhope With Cream fraiche? |
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| Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay If you really are Korean you can fuck my pee hole. I've never done that before. |
I'm not really into vanilla sex bro.
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| Originally posted by knowhope With Cream Frenchie? |
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| Originally posted by tubularbills |
Anyone who can't spot this trait in a girl and leave immediately is a sucker.
In your man vajayjay? I'll give it a try next time i see you. First two shots on me just to get you drunk.

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| Originally posted by knowhope In your man vajayjay? I'll give it a try next time i see you. First two shots on me just to get you drunk. |
where's vivid!?
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| Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights where's vivid!? |
In all honesty, AnotherWay, it seems you think way too much about sex. It's as though it somehow became your only purpose in life and the only thing you can talk about at length. That's okay if you're a bloke and you're occasionally talking with your mates, but this is probably becoming a girl-repellent, I suspect.
I know it's hot when a girl approaches you and says she wants to help you dunk your churro, but when you come across as a desperate lustful bloodthirsty deprived stallion, it's no surprise she changed her mind even after she showed you her pair of udderly awesome mammalian pillows. If you don't tackle this problem, even Sushi's advice can backfire.
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| Originally posted by Lira In all honesty, AnotherWay, it seems you think way too much about sex. It's as though it somehow became your only purpose in life and the only thing you can talk about at length. That's okay if you're a bloke and you're occasionally talking with your mates, but this is probably becoming a girl-repellent, I suspect. I know it's hot when a girl approaches you and says she wants to help you dunk your churro, but when you come across as a desperate lustful bloodthirsty deprived stallion, it's no surprise she changed her mind even after she showed you her pair of udderly awesome mammalian pillows. If you don't tackle this problem, even Sushi's advice can backfire. |
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| Originally posted by Lira In all honesty, AnotherWay, it seems you think way too much about sex. It's as though it somehow became your only purpose in life and the only thing you can talk about at length. That's okay if you're a bloke and you're occasionally talking with your mates, but this is probably becoming a girl-repellent, I suspect. I know it's hot when a girl approaches you and says she wants to help you dunk your churro, but when you come across as a desperate lustful bloodthirsty deprived stallion, it's no surprise she changed her mind even after she showed you her pair of udderly awesome mammalian pillows. If you don't tackle this problem, even Sushi's advice can backfire. |
Here's my advice: you sound like an immature fucking tool. what are you in high school?
Your almost 40.
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| Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights eh this isn't really it at all. |
text her and say "i just read your status on fb why did you blow me off like that? that aint cool"
she'll either respond or not. if she doesnt the fuck with that attention whore who gives a fuck
if she does jsyt smooth talk and be like "I wanted to hang out with you tomorrow cause i felt terrible about not spending time with you at the party and wanted to make up for it. but this happened at the party and i couldnt...(place a reason here)."
hopefully with some sweet talking back and forth you can then set up another date with the girl. Now when youre out with her dont try to bang her. make out with her a bit but dont go for the gold. You'll get batted away. kiss her a bit and set up another date on the spot. Then the next time you go out with her, bang her and never call again.
girl is an attention whore. Shes trying to get your attention. you dont want that shit as a gf, but you do wanna bang it.so hit it n quit it
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| Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay Maybe you had bad breath or kiss like a horse eating a pack of sugar cubes that fell on the pavement. |
You can't tell me that you guys have not made out at least once with someone that kisses like that. Like fuck that shit, i no need no pink eye.
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