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Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jul-18-2011 17:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
Vanilla sex is for Christians...no thanks.

You woke up with shit and olive oil all over you and your bed.

At what point does this cross from a dreadful, revolting experience into a sexually gratifying one?

Honestly, how you can even brag about that...

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jul-18-2011 17:34:

It is for educational purposes and not as braggadocio. In this story i learned not to have 300 thread count sheets on the bed. Use this knowledge wisely son. The shit itself smelled pretty rank but it didn't really taste too bad. I think she had tacos.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jul-18-2011 17:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
It is for educational purposes and not as braggadocio. In this story i learned not to have 300 thread count sheets on the bed. Use this knowledge wisely son. The shit itself smelled pretty rank but it didn't really taste too bad. I think she had tacos.

I thought you only enjoyed pasta?

Posted by WittyHandle on Jul-18-2011 17:44:

So Jay eats da poo poo?

Posted by igottaknow on Jul-18-2011 17:51:

I enjoy jay's tales of love making.

Posted by Domesticated on Jul-18-2011 18:08:

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-18-2011 18:15:

300 thread count isn't any big deal anyway. That's pretty standard.

Posted by Domesticated on Jul-18-2011 18:19:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
I enjoy jay's tales of love making.

I'm starting to believe you purposely leave yourself open so people can have a go at you.

Posted by shaw on Jul-18-2011 18:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
What kind of man knows the thread count of his sheets?

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jul-18-2011 18:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7
I thought you only enjoyed pasta?

brown pasta.

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
300 thread count isn't any big deal anyway. That's pretty standard.

yeah, but whores get newspaper covering the bed. I saw it on the Dog Whisperer, it works!

quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
What kind of man knows the thread count of his sheets?

Leon Phelps, that's who.

Posted by kadomony on Jul-18-2011 20:29:

quote:
Originally posted by srussell0018
Maybe it wasn't shit. Maybe she has worms.

my first thought as well

Posted by Lews on Jul-18-2011 22:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
What kind of man knows the thread count of his sheets?

You don't know yours?

Posted by enydo on Jul-18-2011 23:09:

Maybe you're just a gross mother****** having gross sex with gross girls.

Posted by iclone on Jul-19-2011 00:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
300 thread count isn't any big deal anyway. That's pretty standard.

600 = perfection and also what i own.

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