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Originally posted by aNYthing COR = inside jokes + egoes + really primitive "humour"

ftfy

lol great stories

Actually, I think the reason why we're all laughing is because this was quite unexpected (doing it again probably won't work) and of all the nonsense involved. I mean:

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Originally posted by Mike4Trance "Did you just say their?", PKC asked.

How can you not laugh at the possibility of Googoly actually saying that in real life? And before it sounds downright impossible, Nef, you've been to Brazil, you probably remember Brazilians do manage to distinguish "there", "they're" and "their" in spoken language

Chapter 8

"What the fuck is going on here?", Fledz asked.
"I dun told you it's a conspiracy. They let Lira disappear and replaced him with Googooly to fuck up our language skills", PKC said.
"And who are they? The CIA?"
"The jews. It's they're... Goddamit! ... I mean it's there revenge on the grammar nazis."
"Makes sense", I said. "That Cape Town story sounded suspicious from the beginning. How do we find Lira?"
Sushi said he had his number and that we should just call. He took out his cell phone, put it on speaker and dialed. "Hey Lira, pick up the phone. Come on mate, you've got a call. Pick up the phone mate, come on...", Stu said as it rang.
"Hello?"
"Lira? Its Stu, where are you?"
"I'm not sure. There was a storm and it blew me into this strange and distant country called AUS. Oh, and I found a nice pair of new sneakers here, I think they're magical." The connection was quite bad, with a lot of interference.
"You need to come back. Googooly is ruining our language."
"I wish I could. I was told only the Wizard of AUS can bring me back. And I'm also in a bit of trouble here. Some crazy chick is after me. I think her name is Jenny, but people only call her The Wicked Bitch of the West."
"What? Whose the Wizard of AUS?", I asked.
"Me", PKC said.
"OK, hold on Lira. We're gonna bring you back." But the connection had already broken.
"So can you do it, PKC? Can you help Lira escape from AUS?"
"I can", he said, "but I'll need three things. A philosophy book, a happy hardcore CD and a Japanese girl with big tits."

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"Whose the Wizard of AUS?", I asked.

Very punny, mister

Chapter 9

Fledz said he would try to find a Japanese chick while Stu started to search his Cds for some Happy Hardcore. Meanwhile I was supposed to find a philosophy book.
"Take care Mike", Stu said as I left. He said it in such an utterly gay fashion that it felt uncomfortable and reminded me of the note he had passed me in class. Thus I decided to go back to the wise Xenocreator first and ask him for advice.
"Wup! Your friend surely has a lot of weird diseases. First the dancing, now the gay. Maybe he wants to visit my goat one day? Wup?"
"Is there any way to cure him?"
"Wup! Yes. Just as you cure dancing by the most danceable track you can cure the gay by the biggest faggot on earth. Wup!"
That was great news, as Bas and Clovis were scheduled to play on some rooftop the next day. So I rushed to the nearest bookstore and grabbed something by Nietzsche. The girl at the counter was a hot blonde.
"Hi, I'm Barbina", she said as I paid. "I don't make a big deal out of it, but I'm lesbian. You know, it makes me kind of special, and my parents are totally OK with it. But I'm not completely happy with my life, though not because I'm lesbian, so sometimes I like to..." I ignored her and went back to Sushi's place.
Fledz had brought a chick with huge boobs, but she was blonde and clearly not Japanese. "Her name is TTOKKYO, that should be close enough", he explained.
Stu had only found an old Eurodance CD, which wasn't perfect either, but we agreed that cheesy and fast-paced crap would do. We placed everything in the middle of the room.
"Do you magic, Wizard of AUS", I said.
PKC put down his pants and waved his magic wand. After a bright flash a German appeared and yelled "Sieg Heil!"
"Who the fuck are you", we asked.
"Meat187. I swear guys, I'm not an alt."
"Who?", PKC asked again and made him disappear. "Seems like the stuff we got isn't good enough. Do you have something Japanese around the house, Stu?"
He looked around a bit and then said: "I found this pack of Ramen noodles. And a fake beard from last Halloween."
"Great", PKC said. "Let's try again."

This is hilarious

This is amazing

this is the summation of ten years of awesomeness in the c0r. it's the final product.
swamper is behind this.
when the fanfic ends he's going to delete the c0r

LOL at Barbina So many epic characters in this.

good job meat187.

it's too obvious now.

Can't wait for the washley segment

Actually, Jay, it could still be someone else. Meat mentioned something like that a while ago in the random thread...

Besides, for how long has he been active? He wasn't around when Barbina and TTOKYO showed up, was he?

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Originally posted by aNYthing Note to self: Alt + Knowledge of COR anals (yeah) + references to inside jokes + Stroking the egoes of the "TA popular kids" + really primitive "humour" = , #WINNING Ok, got it.

Watching aNYthing cry because he sux + no one likes him X repeated "I banged ur mom" jokes � probably sat alone at lunch every day at school = Bi-winning

*waits for "shittyhandle" joke*

handle tiesto IMO.

Fucking awesome

Barbina part was awesome, lol.

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Originally posted by aNYthing Note to self: Alt + Knowledge of COR anals (yeah) + references to inside jokes + Stroking the egoes of the "TA popular kids" + really primitive "humour" = , #WINNING Ok, got it.

Nice diversion, Mike4trance.

Author's Note: Presumably the story will end around chapter 14

Chapter 10

PKC waved his magic wand again and Lira appeared. "Would you look at that", he said.
We all cheered. "Glad you're back Lira. Hey, did you hear? I said you're!", Stu said.
"Oh, just look at how bouncy they are", Lira said.
"Get that girl outta here, Fledz."
As TTOKKYO left Lira appeared dazed and confused. "What happened? Where am I?", he asked.
"You're safe now. We brought you back from AUS, it was a conspiracy."
"And what a horrible one", he said, "Did you know they don't have canalisation there but instead just fill it up into Foster's cans?"
The next day brought more bad news, as Googooly was still teaching English.
"End here. Us then. Finn, again! Take. Bussoftlhee, mememormee! Till thousandsthee. Lps. The keys to. Given! A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs."
"Can you believe that cretin?", Fledz said abrasively. "He's raping the English language and none of his babbling makes any sense."
"So wat u think bout dat passage from Finnegans Wake?", Googooly asked.
We decided we had to get rid of him. Luckily PKC knew an Italian mafia boss that lived under disguise as a real estate agent. His daughter was happily riding her tricycle in the garden when we entered the house.
"We're here on behalf of our friend Patrick. He needs a man to be taken care of. Should he send you a letter describing everything?"
"Don't send teh lettar!", he advised. "Just tell me, I can help you. Yo Mel, make my guests some sandwiches, will you?"
Turned out the kid was no kid at all, but his wife. Meanwhile we described our business to him.
"I'll have my man Mario do it for you. You'll recognize his work, he always leaves exactly nine nachos at the crime scene."
For the evening I convinced Stu go come and see Bas and Clovis play. We were chilling at the bar while some fat Guatemalan played the warm-up set.
"Hey, look at that"; Stu said, pointing to a couple at the bar. "You see that nerdy chick with the Englishman? I believe he's date raping her."
"Why is that?"
"He's drinking like a fish yet appears completely sober, while she only had a Martini and can hardly stand upright anymore. Probably put something in her drink."
Sushi ran over to confront the guy.
"What the hell are you talking about? I would never Acton her like that."
"OK, OK", I said, "excuse my friend. Stu likes to play the moderator."
"Stu? Lemme tellya something", the drunk girl said. "I fuckin love you. You're my favorite mod. Like seriously."

lol i got no clue, i think its karim

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Originally posted by Mike4Trance "Stu? Lemme tellya something", the drunk girl said. "I fuckin love you. You're my favorite mod. Like seriously."

LOL

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Can't believe nobody has guessed just who this is yet.

It's you, isn't it?

It's either you or Him.

the melly part made me rofl

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