How did breeding a bunch of ugly hellcats make Jay an expert on pussy?
Posted by zyklon-jay on Jan-24-2012 16:35:
I didn't get herpes with salad man.
Posted by Banora on Jan-24-2012 17:20:
quote:
Originally posted by Acton
I've been single for 4 years now... I've been 'intimate' with women, but I've not felt I could settle down with any of them.
3 billion women in the world and I can't find 'the one' for me....... that isn't already taken
#ForeverAlone
You have found her, Matt. Her name is Tequila.
Posted by Acton on Jan-24-2012 17:23:
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Originally posted by Banora
You have found her, Matt. Her name is Tequila.
I can't stick to Tequila, though. I mean, I cheated on here last night with Belvedere.
Posted by Banora on Jan-24-2012 17:24:
quote:
Originally posted by Acton
I can't stick to Tequila, though. I cheated on here last night with Belvedere.
Tsk tsk.
Posted by zyklon-jay on Jan-24-2012 17:25:
you can afford one of those Russian mail order brides.
Posted by Banora on Jan-24-2012 17:26:
Nothing says loyalty like a rich husband and a visa.
Posted by OrangestO on Jan-24-2012 17:27:
quote:
Originally posted by Acton
I can't stick to Tequila, though. I mean, I cheated on here last night with Belvedere.
Posted by Acton on Jan-24-2012 17:29:
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Originally posted by zyklon-jay
you can afford one of those Russian mail order brides.
I'm off to Moscow in a month or two, I'll try and grab one then. I love the Russian accent too, there's something about it that makes my balls tingle.
Posted by zyklon-jay on Jan-24-2012 17:30:
get 2 then.
Posted by Banora on Jan-24-2012 17:31:
quote:
Originally posted by Acton
I'm off to Moscow in a month or two
Problem solved.
Posted by Guest on Jan-24-2012 19:33:
quote:
Originally posted by WittyHandle
Posted by zGoogleman on Jan-24-2012 20:49:
Go for women in their teens. Like 16, 17 those girls will give an older guy a chance more so than 18 or 19 or girls your age. You just have to be young yourself. No older than 30.
Posted by Intellekshual on Jan-24-2012 20:51:
The first step is admitting you are a problem.
Posted by zGoogleman on Jan-24-2012 20:53:
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Originally posted by Acton
I'm off to Moscow in a month or two, I'll try and grab one then. I love the Russian accent too, there's something about it that makes my balls tingle.
Dude there are so many whores in moscow. One visit to 911 aurora and boom. Your dry streak will end. Just don't be a pussy and pay for it, you are one way or the other.
Posted by Acton on Jan-24-2012 21:10:
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Originally posted by zGoogleman
Dude there are so many whores in moscow. One visit to 911 aurora and boom. Your dry streak will end. Just don't be a pussy and pay for it, you are one way or the other.
Who said anything about a dry streak? lol. I've had ample 'relations' over the past few years, I've just not met anyone that I consider suitable to be in a relationship with, because that's what I'm currently looking for...... and I'm a picky bastard....
... and something tells me that I wont find her down 911 Aurora, Moscow, despite how much I love the Russian accent
Thanks, though Posted by zGoogleman on Jan-24-2012 21:41:
quote:
Originally posted by Acton
Who said anything about a dry streak? lol. I've had ample 'relations' over the past few years, I've just not met anyone that I consider suitable to be in a relationship with, because that's what I'm currently looking for...... and I'm a picky bastard....
... and something tells me that I wont find her down 911 Aurora, Moscow, despite how much I love the Russian accent
Thanks, though
Well you picky bastard lower your standards and choose a girl about to turn the legal age. Then marry her. Women spend their lives naive and stupid and you need to find one to cultivate if you are that picky.
Posted by zyklon-jay on Jan-24-2012 21:43:
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Originally posted by Euforix
This is indeed the hardest part I think. I mean how can you know what standards are the suitable ones for you?
if you haven't gotten laid in 2 years, chances are you know they are of suitable caliber simply if they are willing to sleep with you. It really doesn't matter at that point anymore what they look like. Take a look in the mirror, accept that god beat you mercilessly with an ugly stick, man up and realize that a chick with a mustache means no one better will come along to compete. 2 years is a long time in cock years man...
Posted by darouge11 on Jan-24-2012 21:48:
Posted by zyklon-jay on Jan-24-2012 21:50:
and if you get nervous, try and think about what Fred savage would do.
Posted by Fest on Jan-25-2012 14:30:
Re: There are 3 billion women in the world
quote:
Originally posted by LoveHate
and I cant even get one of them to like me..
This is where it all went wrong, dont try so hard!
Posted by Fest on Jan-25-2012 16:38:
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Originally posted by Euforix
So you agree with "You can't find love, love finds you"?
maybe alittle, but what i meant is do not try so hard to impress them actually do the oposite.
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Yes! Offend them! Bitches love to be offended.
What im trying to say is just dont be afraid of saying what you feel like saying, even if that can offend them you should be real... to many guys are just afraid too speak up and agrees with them to easly, However this is just my opinion and what works from my experience.
Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-25-2012 16:55:
Yes! Offend them! Bitches love to be offended.
Posted by zGoogleman on Jan-25-2012 17:12:
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Yes! Offend them! Bitches love to be offended.
Don't listen to this guy. He likes it in the ass. Trust me I have stuck it in his ass so many times, its just sickening. He is such a ******.
Women do like to be offended but it has to be witty and the op seems like a big of a moron as Fag+On+On. ******, you're going to get it pretty soon.
Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-25-2012 17:17:
actually do the oposite.
