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| Originally posted by Acton I posted this in another thread, but I'm posting it here as well, as it's probably the funniest thing I've seen all year. |
Dropped this in the Montreal forum, but good enough to repeat...
(works best if told in a Filipino accent, trust)
A pregnant woman gets into an accident and goes into coma. She wakes up 6 months after and the first thing she asked was about her baby. The doctor tells her that she gave birth to twins �a boy and a girl.
The doctor says, "We weren't sure how long you were going to be in a coma so your family had them baptized. Your brother named your children for you."
Mother: Oh no! My brother is such an idiot. What did he call them?!?
Doctor: He named your daughter, "Denise".
Mother: Oh, he wasn't such an idiot after all! What did he name my son?
Doctor : "Denephew".
Joke:
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm.
Joke:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.
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http://www.chrisconnollyonline.com/...vian-humor.html
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| Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference? Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing! |
Awesome toy, especially at work
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| Originally posted by PivotTechno Dropped this in the Montreal forum, but good enough to repeat... (works best if told in a Filipino accent, trust) A pregnant woman gets into an accident and goes into coma. She wakes up 6 months after and the first thing she asked was about her baby. The doctor tells her that she gave birth to twins �a boy and a girl. The doctor says, "We weren't sure how long you were going to be in a coma so your family had them baptized. Your brother named your children for you." Mother: Oh no! My brother is such an idiot. What did he call them?!? Doctor: He named your daughter, "Denise". Mother: Oh, he wasn't such an idiot after all! What did he name my son? Doctor : "Denephew". |
Well, kind of funny: "Apple fanboy" alternative: "iFan"
LOL
Chinese Hospital Offers Handsfree Sperm Extraction Device
http://www.tomshardware.com/news/re...ctor,17922.html
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| According to the manufacturer, the speed, amplitude and frequency can be adjusted by the user... |
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| Originally posted by meriter According to the manufacturer, the speed, amplitude and frequency can be adjusted by the user... |
What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.
A horse walk into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse unable to understand the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A Brick
A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an iceberg. The polar bear then looks at the seal and says, "Rawwwr" then kills and eats it.
http://www.break.com/index/cc-test-2375516
At work they say my desk always is a mess, but as off today I convinced everyone it's not that bad when you compare it to this one 
O shit, how the hell could I almost forget about this one, they guy who's filming makes it even more funny with his laughing
Holy fuck just seeing this now
"Flesh eating space lizard who eats the poor"
"Lizard who eats Mexican babies"
Holy christ
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| Originally posted by Trance-MB |
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| Originally posted by Jarvmeister This is a good one, still makes me laugh out loud every time: |
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| Originally posted by chris1011 Holy fuck just seeing this now "Flesh eating space lizard who eats the poor" "Lizard who eats Mexican babies" Holy christ |
*Edit: video translation of next page:
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*Hello...., hello...., my name is Linda and you lose your load.
*Hello..., hello...., hello my name is Linda and you lose your load.
*Listen stupid bitch, my name is Theo and I sprinkle salt.
For everyone who doesn't understand why the Dutch make jokes about Belgium (also happens the other way around, but okay...), difficult not to :
Maybe use Google translate as it is written in Dutch:
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/957/Binnen...nsluiting.dhtml
In Ghent they finished building a new police station for 40 policemen for a few million Euro's. They just forgot something.
There are no telephone lines or ethernet connections
To fix it, it will cost an additional 300.000 Euro !!!!
Cables are very expensive in Belgium apparently...
Or they believe nowadays it's all wireless...
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| Originally posted by stren Where is the funny ? I want my 3 mins back |
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