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That's the most sad and hilarious thing I've seen in a while. He should get one of those tall hats the North Koreans wear to complete the masquerade.
6'1" HAHA GET SOME
I'm short, I might have a napoleon complex, who knows...
5'10". Bang average.
My word, apparently I'm a dick psychologist. 
Six-deuce.
But I could never dunk a basketball 
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| Originally posted by OrangestO But I could never dunk a basketball |
5'8" It's a relief to know I'm not a lamb dick
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| Originally posted by AlphaStarred White man can't jump. |
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| Originally posted by Jon_Snow lamb dick |
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk Happy birthday, by the way. |
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| Originally posted by Silky Johnson My word, apparently I'm a dick psychologist. |
my measurements
five foot
11 inches
Don't diplomats and stuff in China (and possibly other Asian countries) pay a lot of money to get their legs lengthened or something to gain an inch or two so they don't seem inferior to the white devils?
I remember hearing about this, but I can't remember if it's BS or not.
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| Originally posted by planetaryplayer my measurements five foot 11 inches |
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| Originally posted by Silky Johnson My word, apparently I'm a dick psychologist. |
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| Originally posted by Paradox Lost 'Short people?' That's a rather offensive way to put it. I believe the proper term is 'monsters.' |
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk Length, or circumference? |
5'7" ...Only a pain in the ass because long sleeved clothes/jackets are either too short or too long.
All my gfs have been 5'3-5'6 -- I think it looks odd if a gal is taller than a dude.
I'm six feet...
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| Originally posted by planetaryplayer height length |
I'm 5'11'.
The funny thing is, nearly every "heartthrob" actor is below average height: Tom Cruise, James McAvoy, Al Pachino, Joaquin Phoenix, Christian Slater, Johnny Depp, Scotty Caan, Daniel Radcliffe, Josh Hutcherson, Gael Garc�a Bernal, Giovanni Ribisi...
All 5'7" or under.
Must be big business for custom concealed platform shoes in hollywood lol
Star actresses tend to be above average height, from what I've read. I wonder if it has something to do with the way body parts are emphasized on camera for leading men versus women or something? Interesting.
Most male actors I've met are small but well proportioned guys....
with MASSIVE heads. I'm not joking. Mark Wahlberg, Russel Crowe, David Oyelowo, Jack Black, Joaquin Phoenix etc. Heads are disproportionately large.
There was a great interview that Micheal caine gave on this subject:
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| The first thing is, if you are a man with a very small head, or a woman with a very big one... you will never see a romantic couple on the screen, as a success, where the man's head is smaller than the woman's. The woman's head must always be smaller, but you don't notice it. If you saw it you wouldn't even notice it, you'd just know that you didn't like this couple. If you can see your nostrils from straight on, you'll never do it. If you can see your gums as you're speaking, above your teeth, you'll never do it. If, in the normal relaxed posture of your face, you can see the whites above your eyes, you will never become a leading lady or man, because it's disconcerting. But as I said in the book, if you have all three you'll probably make a very good living in horror movies! |
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