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whoa...these are so funny!!!
my story:
My g/f at the time invited me over for about 3 hours, since she was babysitting her little cousin. The cousin was asleep "supposedly" by 10:PM. I got to eating out my girl about 30 mins later. She was a quiet moaner so, there was no "your girlfriend was screaming and swearing for an hour last nite." (heheh...that was a great one). But around an hour later, she got loud and I heard her cousin come down stairs, I jolted to situp on the couch and my g/f pulled up her skirt...all in time to not let the cousin see anything.... but then she came down to ask for a glass of milk, and sat on the wet spot that we both fergot about!!!....
We were so lucky not to get caught with anything wrong. phew!!
gratifyingly enough, she returned the favour once her cousin was back asleep.
nobody has walked in on me doing or recieving any deeds, but i once was at a party and i had to go to the bathroom. I opened the door, and there right in front of me was this really hot girl i know giving one of the djs head. both of them just gasped as i opened the door, i looked at them, laughed and and said "next time lock the door." I then slammed the door shut, went out side and pissed int he bushes.
also, another little sorta story comment to add. one of my friends has walked in on his roomate wanking it twice.
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| Originally posted by montie one of my friends has walked in on his roomate wanking it twice. |
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| Originally posted by vanilla I had sex 7 times one day because if you do 7 times a day you can say you are addicted to sex (I think I saw this on the sunday night sex show) |
You don't underSTAND....by not locking the door you make the thing more exciting...
He he he...just joking.......
ThAT WAS one of the funniest forums I've read....I guess I need some more.....(action)
damn...it's threads like this one that make me scared to have kids when im older. if i caught my FIFTEEN year old daughter having sex, i'd throw a chastity belt on her ass and send her to a convent.
and i wont even get into what i'd do to him
hehe...
slyleeeee...why don't you come into chat? it's been ages since you've been.
seen slylee
106 days 21 hours, 47 min ago
106 days?? get outta here! hahahah
so says the TA bot
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| Originally posted by Linx_da_cat so says the TA bot |
Linx is ma name, hehe, brian is my real name.
i used to go into chat when it was first introduced. then during my wholllle year away from TA i didn't go on. but about a week and a half ago. i returned to TA chat.
so come back. it's been a blast and a half. last night was mad fun. we had some live streams from calgary, wikkid set.
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ohh, i thought maybe you used a different name in chat because i dont remember there being a "linx da cat" !! heheh i am at work now and for some reason, java isn't working so i can't go in. im scared to download irc on to this computer because it isn't mine and i dunno if they monitor crap or whatever. i should be getting a computer soon around the holidays w/ cable modem so i will go in and rape everyone's ftp's during then. hahaha and of course i'll share some too
you may remember when i used to go under the name Lynx on here.
haha, hope to see ya in there soon then
Re: Re: Re: Re: Sex Walk-In Stories
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| Originally posted by drizzt81 the stereotype was (and still partially is): all americans are puritan idiots who are unable to talk about sex openly.. |
I've never had a Walk-in Situatioin...
more or less i've always had the EXtra excitment with... Risky Situations..
i do like to take risks
heres one thing that i did.. i was at my bf's house.. (my ex now) and i got edgie.. and i wanted to have some fun.. but his brother was home.. so i took my bf to the living room which is about 15 m away from his bedroom where he shares it with his younger brother ( brother is about 17) so i start making out with him.. and i start to go down on him.. and i go at it right till the end..
no we did not get cought.. EVER ... but my bf alwyas hated the fact that i liked to doo thoes types of things..
i'm still tyring to think of a walk in.. b ut i never got them.. actualy once..
me and my bf (sameone) where alone at his place and we where waiting for his best friend to come and pick us up to go computer shoping... i was getting down on him and he kept telling me to quit so that we wouldn't get cought.. but i'm a stubern little brat.. and i wouldnt' stop.. as i finished.. .. the door bell rang.. and he ran down satiras to answer it with his zipper down.. he couldn't stop grining..
i just laffed my head off
you naughty little minx julie
bleh noones even nearly caught me, which sucks 
Well, the worst place i've ever been caught in was the Victoria Secrets dressing room. My ex-girlfriend was trying on some lingerie and well we got carried away. The people working there heard us and kicked us out. i thought it was kinda cool.
isnt it strange that when you first hear a word, you seem to notice it being used ALOT more than usual?
For instance.. just last week I was looking up some stuff, and came across the Elysium fields. now, i've never seen the word Elysium in my life until then, and now I see someone with the username 'Elysium.'
strange. 
PS funny stories in here
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| Originally posted by Slylee damn...it's threads like this one that make me scared to have kids when im older. if i caught my FIFTEEN year old daughter having sex, i'd throw a chastity belt on her ass and send her to a convent. and i wont even get into what i'd do to him hehe... |
hehehe ive being walked in on and stuff all the time but the most embarrasing time was when i was sitting at the table eating dinner there was my mum dad girlfriend and me.... anys my dad goes "ive got a big case on tomorrow"... so i said "yeah so whats that got to do with me"... he replied... "well can you tell claire(girlfriend) to keep it down tonight so i can get some sleep"
f*uck i went red in the face and choked on my food i was like what the f*uck shut up dad... since my girlfriend was sitting right there
but my parents being my parents couldnt stop there... my mum then asked me if i have enough condoms (she always brings me home bags of the f*ucking things from her work since i was like 12)...
man i was sooo embarresed but was laughing so hard....
dah... my girls never been louder then that night hehehe
moral to this story... lenient parents rock
p.s. julie whats with your exboyfriend?? my girl always goes down on me while im in the middle of a phone call.. i love it is mad fun trying to talk normal hehehe
oh another embarrasing time was been arrested by cops for full frontalling a whole lot of cars on a freeway... but thats another story for another time =]
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| Originally posted by mongeone "well can you tell claire(girlfriend) to keep it down tonight so i can get some sleep" f*uck i went red in the face and choked on my food i was like what the f*uck shut up dad... since my girlfriend was sitting right there |
I'm 17 and my bf was 18. He lives with his grandparents and we always mess around in the basement. I mean, there's a pool table and tv down there so it's easy to make up excuses. No one ever went down there except us. So this one night (I believe it was a Sunday....), we start making out, and before you know it, I'm naked from the waist down. I'm sprawled on the floor with my bf's head between my legs, in the middle of orgasm, when his granddad walks down with a laundry basket!!! He just turned around and went back upstairs.
Later on when we're watching tv in the den his granddad walks past, smiles, and says, "you know, you kids got the life."
He never mentioned it again.
alright i haven't read through all of these yet, but i think i got the best...
alright so its freshman year in the dorms hehehe you know where this is going. i'm losing my virginity and of course i lock the door cause i'm finally a man hehehe. so the door is locked and my roomate knows that i'm in there with this girl hint hint. he is so drunk that he is all banging on the door wanting in and finally gets in via key to get some drugs or something. i can understand that, one time is acceptable, but when he leaves i lock the door again behind him, he sees me in my underwear so i hoped he would get the point, but yeah this went on the rest of the night i would say like 7-8 times everytime he came in we were wearing less and less clothes hehehe. me and the girl couldn't help laugh at the night. everytime the same thing people banging on the door let me in and then unlocking it coming in and leaving. hehehe oh well nice girl and i got some ass its a good story to tell hehehe.
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| Originally posted by cHiLD Later on when we're watching tv in the den his granddad walks past, smiles, and says, "you know, you kids got the life." He never mentioned it again. |
ok i changed my mind that grandpa in the den thing is fucking hilarious hehehe.
man, that is rough.
I remember one time I put on the Excorsist for my 13 year old brother and his friend downstairs to keep them busy. It was probably one of the dumbest things I could do. While me and my boyfriend (well, ex boyfriend now) were upstairs going at it, my brother STORMS into my room screaming "OMGOMGO SHANNON IM SO SCARED THE GIRL JUST CRAWLED DOWN THE STAIRS BACKWARDS AND BLOOD CAME OUT OF HER MOUTH OMG IM NOT LEAVING YOUR ROOM UNTIL YOU COME DOWNSTAIRS WITH ME." I was ass friggin naked and I had to hide under the covers and try to put my clothes back on really quick. My brother saw that my boyfriend was under there with me and he's like, "YOU GUYS WERE HAVING SEX WEREN'T YOU, AAAHAHAHAA." I went downstairs with my brother, turned another movie on for him, and threatened to rip his weenie off if he told my parents 
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